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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #525 on: January 17, 2013, 07:55:42 PM »
Why did nobody catch the fact that she died of Leukemia because of a car accident?  This is where somebody should done some digging. (Pete Thamel!!  :shakesfist: )

The story was they discovered the leukemia when she was recovering from a car accident

i liked the part where the dying cancer victim had a normal conversation with him less than 24 hours before passing.

Yeah on a serious note, my 52 year old grandmother died of cancer, and I got to see her like 2 days before she passed and she was a shriveled up ball, doped up real good and in a comatose state. I call BS on her talking mere hours before her death.

yes. people in their last few days while dying from a terminal illness go through stages and one of the stages is not to pick up the phone and call someone ten states away to tell them how sad you are to hear about their grandmother passing. i mean there are parts of the story that are ridiculous, but that is one of if not the most ridiculous.

The "my voice kept her alive." is tops for me.
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« Reply #526 on: January 17, 2013, 08:03:55 PM »
Entire Usual Suspects gif.


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« Reply #527 on: January 17, 2013, 09:59:48 PM »
Entire Usual Suspects gif.



I already posted it today.

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« Reply #528 on: January 17, 2013, 10:05:12 PM »

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #529 on: January 17, 2013, 11:11:22 PM »
MANTI MINUS LENNAY


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« Reply #530 on: January 17, 2013, 11:13:24 PM »

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« Reply #531 on: January 17, 2013, 11:31:39 PM »
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« Reply #533 on: January 18, 2013, 12:46:43 AM »

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« Reply #535 on: January 18, 2013, 08:33:45 AM »
I didn't understand any of that.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #536 on: January 18, 2013, 09:25:48 AM »
Guys, this isn't even a big deal.  I only know a few of you IRL, yet I love every single one of you.  It's the same thing
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« Reply #537 on: January 18, 2013, 09:27:29 AM »
Guys, this isn't even a big deal.  I only know a few of you IRL, yet I love every single one of you.  It's the same thing

You wouldn't go to every national new outlet you could find to cry about a sock dying, even if you knew it was a sock.  You're a decent human being. 
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« Reply #538 on: January 18, 2013, 10:44:58 AM »
Another perspective about the Teo mess that most won't read.

But its good.

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« Reply #539 on: January 18, 2013, 11:03:44 AM »
Another perspective about the Teo mess that most won't read.

But its good.

That was a good read.  Here's a few paragraphs:
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So why does this matter? Why did Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend matter at all? It mattered because in sports, that stuff matters a ton. And nowhere more than college football, where the short season and the fact that top teams almost never play top teams from other conferences means that we really have no idea which teams and which players are the best. So the sport revolves around hype, personal stories and hero worship. Go look at Manti Te'o's stats. He's indistinguishable for 20 other linebackers around the country. If he had the identical season for Arizona or Wisconsin, he probably wouldn't have been an All-American, let alone be considered for Heisman votes after truly dominant defenders like Ndamukong Suh couldn't win the award. But he played for Notre Dame, he talked about God a lot, and he had this tremendous back story. And that gave him hype, and that gave him all of the recognition, attention and rewards.

At this point, we don't yet know if Te'o completely manufactured the girlfriend, or if he was indeed duped at first into believing he was dating a girl who didn't exist. But what we know for sure is that he played it up for show. And we also know that at some point he figured it out, and his teammates figured it out, yet everybody kept pretending to the media that the girl was real. Te'o has already admitted to finding out that the girl was a fake by December 6th, yet two days later he talked about her to ESPN at the Heisman ceremony. And I'm betting that by the time this is all said and done that we'll know that he knew she was a fake at least a few months prior. Anonymous players have already said that they suspected something months ago.

So let's take Te'o's side of the story. Let's say that he really believed the girl was real, but around the time she was "dying" he finally figured out that she wasn't. Why did he continue to play it up? Why did he keep giving national interviews about it? Make everybody wear leis? Give team speeches about it? Because he knew it worked in his benefit. The dead girlfriend story was his ticket to being overrated, to winning more awards and more attention than he otherwise would have gotten for his play alone. The media gave him every incentive to lie.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #540 on: January 18, 2013, 11:11:47 AM »
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Until we stop making people Heisman finalists because their jersey says "Notre Dame" instead of "Kansas State", and because of dead girlfriends instead of tackles or sacks, there will be another Manti Te'o and then another. So don't blame Te'o and don't blame the media. Blame the culture of narratives.

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« Reply #541 on: January 18, 2013, 12:23:12 PM »
MANTI MINUS LENNAY



This is hilarious you morons. I'm so pissed at you guys right now.

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« Reply #542 on: January 18, 2013, 12:34:21 PM »
I can't look at that cartoon without thinking that I must be missing something.

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« Reply #543 on: January 18, 2013, 12:35:31 PM »
I can't look at that cartoon without thinking that I must be missing something.

Have you ever seen the site that has Garfield cartoons without Garfield?

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« Reply #544 on: January 18, 2013, 12:37:38 PM »
I laughed

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« Reply #545 on: January 18, 2013, 12:39:09 PM »
I can't look at that cartoon without thinking that I must be missing something.

Have you ever seen the site that has Garfield cartoons without Garfield?

No.  BUT THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS!

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« Reply #546 on: January 18, 2013, 12:40:12 PM »
I can't look at that cartoon without thinking that I must be missing something.

Have you ever seen the site that has Garfield cartoons without Garfield?

No.  BUT THAT SOUNDS HILARIOUS!

DAMMIT. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

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« Reply #547 on: January 18, 2013, 01:01:15 PM »
I can't look at that cartoon without thinking that I must be missing something.

Have you ever seen the site that has Garfield cartoons without Garfield?

I have not, but now I have.
I lol'd at this one:


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« Reply #548 on: January 18, 2013, 01:05:32 PM »
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Until we stop making people Heisman finalists because their jersey says "Notre Dame" instead of "Kansas State", and because of dead girlfriends instead of tackles or sacks, there will be another Manti Te'o and then another. So don't blame Te'o and don't blame the media. Blame the culture of narratives.

Umm...what?  The media is 100% to blame for Heisman votes based on jerseys instead of actual stats and accomplishments.

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« Reply #549 on: January 18, 2013, 01:10:35 PM »
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Until we stop making people Heisman finalists because their jersey says "Notre Dame" instead of "Kansas State", and because of dead girlfriends instead of tackles or sacks, there will be another Manti Te'o and then another. So don't blame Te'o and don't blame the media. Blame the culture of narratives.

Umm...what?  The media is 100% to blame for Heisman votes based on jerseys instead of actual stats and accomplishments.

The point was that the average sports consumer values the narratives, and the media (and Teo) played to that.