Any chance that T'eo is a pathological liar?
I had one for a roommate in college one time.
You name it and that kid had done it... and he always had to try to one-up you
Shrine Bowl- check
flew a plane- check
bought a jet ski last weekend- check
won a crapload of money on Secretariat- check (even though he was only 3 years old at the time)
funniest was he had a hot cousin and someone mentioned they wouldn't mind bagging her... Yep, he said he did it