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Manti Te'o........WTF??
« on: October 27, 2012, 11:21:08 PM »
Why is this guy even in the Heisman discussion???  He isn't anything special or done anything special.

Stats before tonight:

Total tackles:  69...good for 23rd in the nation.  The national leader has 102.
Interceptions:  4.....tied for 6th.  National leader has 7
Sacks: ZERO (has one tonight).  National leader has 9.5
Passes broken up/defended:  tied for 56th with 3/7.  National leader has 13/15.
Forced fumbles:  tied for 49th with 2 .  National leader has 4
Fumble recoveries:  tied for 17th with 2.  National leader has 3.

He doesn't lead the nation in ANYTHING!!!!!  What the eff????  Seriously, he's a dime a dozen linebacker.  I don't get it.  He's the Tyler Hansbrough for football.  He tries really hard and plays for a national "power".  That's it.





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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2012, 11:22:45 PM »
He has downs bad person, what he's doing is unprecedented
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2012, 11:23:21 PM »
Arthur is better, and doesn't have downs.

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Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2012, 11:23:48 PM »
All good questions, I've been been wondering that myself.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2012, 11:25:09 PM »
Did you not notice that he plays for Notre Dame?  That's just how it works with them.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2012, 11:25:53 PM »

There is no mystery here:  He plays for Notre Dame

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 11:29:23 PM »

There is no mystery here:  He plays for Notre Dame

Plus, he knows some people who recently died.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 11:34:33 PM »
Leads the nation in being Mormon on a Catholic team.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2012, 11:36:51 PM »
I'd like to see a stats comparo side by side of Arthur and Downs.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2012, 11:49:17 PM »
I know this is very OKcat... but Te apostrophe o wouldn't be in the discussion if he didn't have an Outside the Lines story built into his resume.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2012, 11:50:56 PM »
I know this is very OKcat... but Te apostrophe o wouldn't be in the discussion if he didn't have an Outside the Lines story built into his resume.

It's not OKcat, it's just the truth.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2012, 11:54:24 PM »
I know this is very OKcat... but Te apostrophe o wouldn't be in the discussion if he didn't have an Outside the Lines story built into his resume.

Heard him on Rome.  Great/terrible story, sounds like a really good kid.  Give him some sort of most inspiring award or something and I'm totally cool with that.   Him even being mentioned for the Heisman is a joke.  (Also heard Bama's qb is making a push.  Also a rough ridin' joke.)

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2012, 11:56:14 PM »
Who hasn't been destroyed yet?  Bama's center?

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2012, 11:58:34 PM »
I know this is very OKcat... but Te apostrophe o wouldn't be in the discussion if he didn't have an Outside the Lines story built into his resume.

Heard him on Rome.  Great/terrible story, sounds like a really good kid.  Give him some sort of most inspiring award or something and I'm totally cool with that.   Him even being mentioned for the Heisman is a joke.  (Also heard Bama's qb is making a push.  Also a rough ridin' joke.)

rough ridin' ridiculous for McCarron (Bama's QB) to be in the Heisman conversation.  There isn't one game in his career that Alabama won but they would have lost had his backup been playing instead of him.  Being important to your team's success ought to be a requirement for Heisman consideration.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2012, 12:07:11 AM »
he is a monster stud you respects.

monster stud list of national list of studliest monster D studs:

jarvis / arthur / manti, in no particular order

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2012, 12:08:31 AM »
It's because his mom died and his girlfriend has cancer or something

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2012, 12:17:25 AM »
Arthur Brown > Manti Te'o.  Manti just plays on ND.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2012, 03:01:30 AM »
pro tip: he's not in the discussion. Not really, anyway.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2012, 03:14:29 AM »
pro tip: he's not in the discussion. Not really, anyway.

there are enough old school people out there that will never vote for a defensive player.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2012, 05:47:47 AM »
He may have no chance of winning, but he very well may be invited to the ceremony and is being discussed a crap ton by non voters.  That crap by itself is annoying as hell.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2012, 06:52:05 AM »
The creation of this thread should sum it up pretty well. Why even point out how pedestrian his numbers are? You're just adding fuel to the fire.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2012, 09:33:41 AM »
    I think his really rough ridin' old grandma died or something

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2012, 10:01:24 AM »
Somebody shop this with "Tito NYC Athletic Club Express" and add his head hanging out the back window

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2012, 10:24:48 AM »
    I think his really rough ridin' old grandma died or something

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2012, 10:29:04 AM »
Teo is a damn good linebacker. Big as hell too......but, The guy doesn't have a single first place Hiesman vote....so...chillax


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