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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #250 on: January 16, 2013, 10:39:22 PM »
oh boy.


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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #251 on: January 16, 2013, 10:41:46 PM »
This is so very weird

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #252 on: January 16, 2013, 10:45:04 PM »
Guys, I am genuinely concerned that this will be difficult to enjoy if we find out that he Te'o made all of this crap up because he's gay, bad at dealing with societal pressures, and not clever enough to quell a lie dust devil before it becomes a lie haboob.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #253 on: January 16, 2013, 10:46:58 PM »
Te'o will come out of this being a hero for gay athletes everywhere

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #254 on: January 16, 2013, 10:49:21 PM »
Te'o will come out of this being a hero for gay athletes everywhere

which is fine, but i hope no one forgets that he so easily lathered himself in the attention that his fake girlfriend's death brought him.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #255 on: January 16, 2013, 10:51:25 PM »
I don't understand why any of this would mean he's gay.  Are you guys just being weird?

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« Reply #256 on: January 16, 2013, 10:52:30 PM »
Te'o will come out of this being a hero for gay athletes everywhere

which is fine, but i hope no one forgets that he so easily lathered himself in the attention that his fake girlfriend's death brought him.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #257 on: January 16, 2013, 10:53:50 PM »
ESPN wouldn't touch this story with NBC Sports' dick

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #259 on: January 16, 2013, 10:54:56 PM »
I don't understand why any of this would mean he's gay.  Are you guys just being weird?

He's banging some dude Tuiasosopo from California. Its in the deadspin article

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #260 on: January 16, 2013, 10:55:50 PM »
I don't understand why any of this would mean he's gay.  Are you guys just being weird?

no it is plausible. one possible explanation that would explain motive to not feel pressure of hitting on girls at ND. also the way he talks and mannerisms would not surprise me as being that of a homosexual.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #261 on: January 16, 2013, 11:00:39 PM »
I don't understand why any of this would mean he's gay.  Are you guys just being weird?

no it is plausible. one possible explanation that would explain motive to not feel pressure of hitting on girls at ND. also the way he talks and mannerisms would not surprise me as being that of a homosexual.

But that doesn't explain why he would off her in such a dramatic way.  He made her up for media attention, not because he is gay.
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #262 on: January 16, 2013, 11:04:05 PM »
I don't understand why any of this would mean he's gay.  Are you guys just being weird?

no it is plausible. one possible explanation that would explain motive to not feel pressure of hitting on girls at ND. also the way he talks and mannerisms would not surprise me as being that of a homosexual.

But that doesn't explain why he would off her in such a dramatic way.  He made her up for media attention, not because he is gay.

he had to kill her somehow. and her funeral had to be on a gameday. and a car accident couldn't do it because there would be records and crap.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #263 on: January 16, 2013, 11:05:28 PM »
crap, i dunno. he thought it was going too far and a dramatic death would be a good way to do it? bask in the "glory" in the meantime?

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #264 on: January 16, 2013, 11:13:23 PM »
"Is this real life?"-applejacks

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #265 on: January 16, 2013, 11:14:08 PM »
"Is this real life?"-applejacks

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #266 on: January 16, 2013, 11:24:09 PM »
So to put Manti in the most charitable light:

He was suckered into believing he was in a relationship with a woman that was not real, complete with someone telling him that she died right before a game, and right after he found out his grandmother had died. Question - who has that game ball that Kelly said was for his GF that allegedly just died?

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Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #267 on: January 16, 2013, 11:26:20 PM »
Holy eff.

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« Reply #268 on: January 16, 2013, 11:33:49 PM »
I was worried it wasn't original. Now I'm worried meister just burned a sock.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #269 on: January 16, 2013, 11:36:09 PM »
The human drama of this is just simply amazing.

1.) Te'o - definitely a liar but just a self promotionalist or closeted homosexual?

2.)  Notre Dame - will never, EVER, admit they did anything wrong.  The rapes on campus, sending a young man up a scissor lift to film practices when he knew he was going to die (then paying him and his family off to keep quiet), then let the Te'o girlfriend story  persist after they knew 100% it was a lie during the NC game (obviously hoping it would go away); and/or

3.) the media - no one ever called the dead girl's family.  SI ran a fawn piece over this "relationship" without even trying to call the dead girl's family, or even seeing if the girl ever existed.

Delicious and stinky at the same time.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #270 on: January 16, 2013, 11:38:47 PM »
Some of this stuff is so weird.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #271 on: January 16, 2013, 11:40:43 PM »
ugh. :frown:
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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #272 on: January 16, 2013, 11:42:14 PM »
Remember when people thought Inception was full of twists and turns?

I mean holy crap. I don't want today to end.

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #273 on: January 16, 2013, 11:49:51 PM »
Holy eff.

Go read @justinmegahan

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Re: Manti Te'o........WTF??
« Reply #274 on: January 16, 2013, 11:50:16 PM »
I really don't want to believe one person could be such a dumbass. However,  I guess I'm alive and well, so maybe there's hope for Te'o.