Make it like a 30 for 30 commercial.
"What if I told you a fanbase won the internet?
What if I told you they did it again?
What if I told you they invented 'Fear the Beard' and 'Octagon of Doom"?
What if I told you they beat credit cards?
What if I told you 'get mumped, dork'?
goEMAW.com - Where the internet was won"