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« on: October 22, 2012, 03:40:25 PM »
let's say that hypothetically a major sports related network is coming to mhk really soon and is going to be doing something emaw and maybe (maybe) more specifically goEMAW related. a short bit that they would film or something and then have a thirty second to two minute segment on. what would you show them? links on the site? youtubes someone here did? how awesome we and _fan are at theming stuff? ftb/ood/farmageddon/optimus klein/etc? the pigaggie and coalaggie invasion stuff?

basically, what would make for a good segment?


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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2012, 03:41:27 PM »
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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2012, 03:44:21 PM »
I think I'd show them _FanFrames and YLA.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2012, 03:44:40 PM »
something fatty related would be great.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2012, 03:45:38 PM »
If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2012, 03:45:53 PM »
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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2012, 03:46:56 PM »
What we did for fatty, not even talking about the fund raising, is what make this board, this board.

Of course the P.I. self-moderation should be included as well.
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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2012, 03:47:14 PM »
the credit card thread.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2012, 03:47:29 PM »
chum1's catlab vids, even though he mainly does it to suck up to the edsbs guys now.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2012, 03:48:00 PM »
I think we should invite them to EB's statue for PB&Js and Capri Suns.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2012, 03:48:14 PM »
How about the history of OOD, fear the beard, etc.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2012, 03:48:51 PM »
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2012, 03:49:36 PM »
I forgot, show them the Arsenal thread.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2012, 03:50:52 PM »
pissclams' MSPaint GRCOAT rockets.

everyone will get it.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2012, 03:53:33 PM »
If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2012, 03:53:58 PM »
I would show them a couple of our elites, with katpak'd faces (must protect privacy), in well apointed offices, wearing fine suits, posting 3rd grade level smack talk on their work computers. That, to me, is the embodiment of goEMAW.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2012, 03:55:43 PM »
SOPHIA VERGARA'S TITTIES

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2012, 04:01:59 PM »
Canco's masterpieces.  Maybe some weirdass PW stuff.  Oh, and SV's melons.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2012, 04:03:18 PM »
The thread about wiping.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2012, 04:03:34 PM »
If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.

This.

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2012, 04:07:36 PM »
what about the dating thread and fanning stuff? So much good stuff to share with the world....

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2012, 04:08:16 PM »
All Fanning.

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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2012, 04:15:11 PM »
Okay, thought about it a little more.

I see an interview. I'm thinking BSAC or equivalent. Just sitting at his desk in his office. 30 for 30 style. There must, MUST, be a pakhead censor block over the face at all times. Also, voice changer. Some points to hit during the interview (just spit-balling here):

- I have moderators on four continents
- Our posters are a virtual who's who of fortune 500 CEO's
- Would you like some 30 year scotch?
- Here, take some free t-shirts (_FAN shirts)
- List accomplishments
- Take a look at this youtube video (pick a really weird one and call it "enthralling")
- Get interupted every so often to read or post a bbs response

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2012, 04:33:23 PM »
More details for interview:

- Touch on mission statement (get philosophical)
- Have random goEMAW paraphenalia stashed around the office (pakhead cutout, Puerto Rican flag...)
- Take a call from a fb player (CHarp?)

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Re: hypothetical
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2012, 04:40:12 PM »
Surprised no one has brought up the Smoke Your Cigars thread.  I seriously believe it is the best source of realignment data since 2010 in one spot.  Everytime any new news came out, it was linked/discussed within 5 minutes. 
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