hypothetical

[SabiNation]

Okay, thought about it a little more.

I see an interview. I'm thinking BSAC or equivalent. Just sitting at his desk in his office. 30 for 30 style. There must, MUST, be a pakhead censor block over the face at all times. Also, voice changer. Some points to hit during the interview (just spit-balling here):

- I have moderators on four continents
- Our posters are a virtual who's who of fortune 500 CEO's
- Would you like some 30 year scotch?
- Here, take some free t-shirts (_FAN shirts)
- List accomplishments
- Take a look at this youtube video (pick a really weird one and call it "enthralling")
- Get interupted every so often to read or post a bbs response

More details for interview:

- Touch on mission statement (get philosophical)
- Have random goEMAW paraphenalia stashed around the office (pakhead cutout, Puerto Rican flag...)
- Take a call from a fb player (CHarp?)

This is all very good.  Also definitely showcase these:       &     

[The1BigWillie]

Could just spend 30 seconds talking crap on Beems. 

[Rams]

If we want good PR we stay the hell away from pigaggy and coalaggy. hype up _FAN, _33, and chunkles videos, _FANframes, _FAN tshirts, everything we created: OOD, FTB, Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, etc. talk about our charity work with fatty and BBBS.

basically everything but the invasions should be considered.

the invasions should only be brought up to point out the dedication to free speech. 

[ksucrcoop]

Start the "Does being feature on insert national media outlet hurt the image of our program" thread and DO WHAT WE DO.

[Bloodfart]

What do you want to achieve with this interview? 

[yoEMAW]

What do you want to achieve with this interview?

a) Build brand/image
b) Entertain
c) Totally mind-eff all who witness
d) All of the above

[kslim]

scheme doctor shops along with everything else mention that doesnt suck pr wise

[AbeFroman]

Make some vague references towards "haterz" and "mom's basement" if you can.

[FuzzyWuzzy]

What do you want to achieve with this interview?

this.
what does hypothetical network want, hypothetically?
what do you want?
pick content to meet these constraints
ezpz

[CanConfirm]

My immediate reaction was "Fatty. /thread"

But then I thought to myself, "Hey. Let's save the Fatty for a big 5-minute feature the evening of the MNC."

So I vote for a two-minute feature on Kornheiser, FelixRex, and PW. Maybe some of RickRampus's sheep knowledge thrown in.

[yoga-like_abana]

I think I'd show them _FanFrames and YLA.

yep bout sums it up.

[HeinBallz]

scheme doctor shops along with everything else mention that doesnt suck pr wise

These should really be updated before these are brought up.  All of mine centered around scheming mizzou.

[Stemi]

tentative plans for the meatgoat facility.

[ChiComCat]

Okay, thought about it a little more.

I see an interview. I'm thinking BSAC or equivalent. Just sitting at his desk in his office. 30 for 30 style. There must, MUST, be a pakhead censor block over the face at all times. Also, voice changer. Some points to hit during the interview (just spit-balling here):

- I have moderators on four continents
- Our posters are a virtual who's who of fortune 500 CEO's
- Would you like some 30 year scotch?
- Here, take some free t-shirts (_FAN shirts)
- List accomplishments
- Take a look at this youtube video (pick a really weird one and call it "enthralling")
- Get interupted every so often to read or post a bbs response

More details for interview:

- Touch on mission statement (get philosophical)
- Have random goEMAW paraphenalia stashed around the office (pakhead cutout, Puerto Rican flag...)
- Take a call from a fb player (CHarp?)

This is all very good.  Also definitely showcase these:       &     

Great ideas.  Also, take a call from Kornheiser and put it on speaker.  Kornheiser says one word and hangs up.

[SwiftCat]

Optimus Klein, Farmageddon, _FAN Frames/_FANalysis, and fatty. The first two are nationally relevant, the third showcases the HFBIQ discussion, and 4th shows how tight this community really is.  Perfect descriptors of what goEMAW is really about.

[Pete]

Will being on [major media outlet] hurt the reputation of our board?

[wetwillie]

Better throw in some skinny Benny stuff or his butthurt levels might bring the whole board to its knees

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Having been around, mainly as a lurker, since almost the inception here's my take:

Show the world all the "new traditions" & fads that have arisen from here (OOD, Optimus Klein, Fear the Beard, etc.) as well as the quality blog content that is posted by _Fan and lastly, mention the open, un-moderated style of the forum and how it lends to the best discussion.

Just my two cents.  HTH

[Houcat]

Hint about the premium content.  Just a hint.

[Bill Clarahan]

Show them the bin of Old Balls   

[The Whale]

Ball shaving thread

[Stevesie60]

Just show "Old Snyder"

[doom]

Make sure to pimp optimus jpeg and any other cool stuff poonhound has done.  Also make sure they know about the doom signs and how many drafting desks/rifles I have in my log cabin.   

[SkinnyBenny]

Better throw in some skinny Benny stuff or his butthurt levels might bring the whole board to its knees

The thread about wiping.

Really though, this segment should include no interviews. Just two minutes of PoetWarrior doing whatever he wants.

[star seed 7]

Better throw in some skinny Benny stuff or his butthurt levels might bring the whole board to its knees

The thread about wiping.

Really though, this segment should include no interviews. Just two minutes of PoetWarrior doing whatever he wants.

this was my first thought as well.