As I can clearly see from this thread, the great people that live in the shining state of Kansas have so much class and respect for other Americans. I am so happy see that such good people will be coming to Morgantown to show us rednecks how to act and maybe someday West Virginia will be as wonderful and industrious as Kansas.
I am sure you intelligent fans of such an elite school already know this but Morgantown has been voted, for some time now, in the top 10 "best small cities" in the United States and is the third best place to retire (Forbes). Furthermore, we have the highest real GDP growth rates in the Nation and some of the lowest unemployment rates.
Im sure all this occurred because we sit around chasing unemployment checks, smoking meth and burning couches while beating our women.
~Pot and Kettle