I mean, look, we don't get many channels here in Morgantown, just the one that plays the Mounties game. When we joined this Big 12 conference, I was happy because I could count all the member teams on two of my hands (good thing I can only count to ten anyway). The thing, though, is when I got to thinkin' about the state of Kansas, all I could think of was cornfields and Jayhawks. Is Kansas State a regional campus for Kansas University?
Now, don't get me wrong, I bet y'all are a bunch of fine people -- but when I think about my beloved team loading up the wagon and heading west, well, I only want to do it when I know it's good for the goose AND the gander.
It seems like you fellers done got your panties in a twist, so hear me out: Morgantown is a great place. Yeah, our fans are probably rowdier than most, but do you really want us to roll over and stay quiet, or do you want a tough, exciting football game? K-State is enjoying some really good football, and beating Oklahoma was a fantastic win for the program and the conference.
I can promise you that (within reason) if you make the trip to Motown and take a walk through the tailgates, you'll meet some of the nicest people in this country. If you take the time to tour the surrounding areas, you'll see some of the most beautiful terrain on the east coast. We may not have much on your corn and soybeans, but you never know. This will be especially true if you come this weekend, during the height of the fall foliage season.
