Author Topic: Dana "forehead" Holgorsen (Read 4916 times)

purplehaze · « **on:** October 14, 2012, 07:18:48 PM »

I'm sure it's been discussed, but Holgo really needs to do something about his hair situation. This league has a reputation to maintain that can't be brought down by a receding hairline + mullet combo.

Any ideas? Get him lined up with Massa Self's doctor? IDK guys, seems like there's a way to go bald respectfully, and there's this:

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:20:17 PM »

A Native American warrior wouldn't even waste his time with that pud scalp

kslim · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:23:29 PM »

Mr Bread · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:24:26 PM »

He really looks like he should be coal aggie's coach. eff, put him in a ratty pair of bib overalls and he's their number one super fan.

p1k3 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:32:05 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 14, 2012, 07:24:26 PM

He really looks like he should be coal aggie's coach. eff, put him in a ratty pair of bib overalls and he's their number one super fan.

one of our elite, super talented shop artists need to do this ASAP

wes mantooth · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:35:10 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 14, 2012, 07:20:17 PM

A Native American warrior wouldn't even waste his time with that pud scalp

Katpappy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:00:07 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on October 14, 2012, 07:35:10 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 14, 2012, 07:20:17 PM
A Native American warrior wouldn't even waste his time with that pud scalp

God I Fuckin Hate U Toothman; making fun of our true Americans.

Ah eff, just kidding Wes.

DQ12 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:23:30 PM »

HAIR CUT SWAP!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/12/3493452/haircut-switching-works-in-all-formats

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:38:06 PM »

purplenutz · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:51:25 PM »

Quote from: purplehaze on October 14, 2012, 07:18:48 PM

I'm sure it's been discussed, but Holgo really needs to do something about his hair situation. This league has a reputation to maintain that can't be brought down by a receding hairline + mullet combo.

Any ideas? Get him lined up with Massa Self's doctor? IDK guys, seems like there's a way to go bald respectfully, and there's this:

IT is called a Holgorskullet. I had to re-emphasize the IT.

Katpappy · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:51:30 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on October 14, 2012, 08:23:30 PM

HAIR CUT SWAP!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/12/3493452/haircut-switching-works-in-all-formats

Put any head of hair on Dana Holgorsen and he turns into just another avatar of Holgo, but man, misplace one hair on Tommy Tuberville's head and he turns into a file photo of a physicist killed in a Manhattan Project criticality experiment.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:59:11 PM »

Someone should bring some clippers to Morgantown this coming Sat. Just as a suggestion.

purplehaze · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2012, 09:04:55 PM »

Here's the thing Holgo, you're not a bad looking dude when you have a head of hair. The photoshop above is a testament to your favorable bone structure paired with a good hair-doo.

But head football coaches have a responsibility to maintain a certain level of professionalism, and your hair just isn't cutting it. Speaking of cutting it, I think it might be best just to cut your losses (there I go again!) and commit to being bald.

chemo patient > meth hillbilly

AbeFroman · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2012, 09:08:04 PM »

This thread made me look up an old shaggybevo thread.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 15, 2012, 02:44:47 AM »

Hey guys, it's more like a FIVEhead, amirite!?!

TBL · « **Reply #15 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:04:37 AM »

Quote from: purplehaze on October 14, 2012, 07:18:48 PM

I'm sure it's been discussed, but Holgo really needs to do something about his hair situation. This league has a reputation to maintain that can't be brought down by a receding hairline + mullet combo.

Any ideas? Get him lined up with Massa Self's doctor? IDK guys, seems like there's a way to go bald respectfully, and there's this:

Look-A-Like time:

Next....

RightMeow · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2012, 07:59:14 AM »

spnshinqsn · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2012, 08:29:42 AM »

Quote from: p1k3 on October 14, 2012, 07:32:05 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on October 14, 2012, 07:24:26 PM
He really looks like he should be coal aggie's coach. eff, put him in a ratty pair of bib overalls and he's their number one super fan.

one of our elite, super talented shop artists need to do this ASAP

Something like this?

XocolateThundarr · « **Reply #18 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:51:07 AM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #19 on:** October 15, 2012, 10:51:29 AM »

Quote from: cats2win on October 15, 2012, 10:51:07 AM

Winner!

RightMeow · « **Reply #20 on:** October 15, 2012, 03:23:40 PM »

Pretty sure this is what he's going for:

http://www.beauty-and-the-bath.com/steve-buscemi-hair.html