Here's the thing Holgo, you're not a bad looking dude when you have a head of hair. The photoshop above is a testament to your favorable bone structure paired with a good hair-doo.
But head football coaches have a responsibility to maintain a certain level of professionalism, and your hair just isn't cutting it. Speaking of cutting it, I think it might be best just to cut your losses (there I go again!) and commit to being bald.
chemo patient > meth hillbilly