Author Topic: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work (Read 4661 times)

hemmy · « **on:** October 12, 2012, 02:05:33 PM »

lmao no I didn't.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:15:21 PM »

I was about to ask what slaughterhouse you work at.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:16:30 PM »

I ran into this guy at work who is a huuuuuge KU fan while he was emptying the trash from my cubicle, and asked if there were any Iowa State alums on the janitorial staff. He said no. I asked if our company had any positions ranked lower than janitor and that was also no, so I guess I won't be seeing any Iowa State people at work either.

'taterblast · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:24:13 PM »

was in the break room and overheard someone say "clones." got all fired up and went over to talk crap and said "big iowa state fan huh?"

the guys were all like "who the eff is that? sounds stupid" turns out they were having a high-level science discussion debating whether not cloning was ethical.

so yeah, i can't find anyone either.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:25:43 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on October 12, 2012, 02:24:13 PM

was in the break room and overheard someone say "clones." got all fired up and went over to talk crap and said "big iowa state fan huh?"

the guys were all like "who the eff is that? sounds stupid" turns out they were having a high-level science discussion debating whether not cloning was ethical.

so yeah, i can't find anyone either.

what did they decide about the cloning thing? ethical?

deputy dawg · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:26:08 PM »

I heard one of the guys that picks up trash cans with the disposal company in town is a Cyclone fan, but have not been able to confirm.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:26:21 PM »

Just came in here to poke fun at hemmy for working at a company that hires Iowa State fans. Oh well.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:31:56 PM »

Drove through a neighborhood a few streets down from mine a few days ago. Noticed one of the yards had just installed new cyclone fence. Made me think to myself dang there's no ISU fans around to discuss the game with. Then I thought thank goodness.

jtksu · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:39:08 PM »

Gave an Iowa State fan a few bucks outside of a QT last night. Least I assume he was an Iowa State, he sure smelled like Iowa.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2012, 02:42:56 PM »

I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag

Spaces · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:14:38 PM »

Bum ISU alum tried giving me a "free gatorade" just now at the Rec and even started asking about my day and crap. Knocked it out of his hands and told him I was deaf by gesturing to my ears and kind of mouthing a few gibberish words. He got all excited and said he knew sign language and started rambling off stuff with his fingers at the speed of light. I asked him if he knew this one and flipped him off with both hands and of course my crew loved it, but he was seriously on the verge of tears at this point! So funny to see. But anyway, me and the boys rolled out after that.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:16:56 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on October 12, 2012, 02:42:56 PM

I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag

You're my idol.

puniraptor · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:17:58 PM »

Quote from: CFoD on October 12, 2012, 03:16:56 PM

Quote from: fanningksu on October 12, 2012, 02:42:56 PM
I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag

You're my idol.

Jokes on you, she doesn't own a phone.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:18:17 PM »

There was an ISU fan just standing in my garage last night when I got home from work. He was wearing an ISU hat and a dirty grey sweatshirt. I thought he was there to rob me or kill me. When I opened the garage door he said something I couldn't understand and smiled. Then he walked out and walked down the street. Weirdest crap ever.

yoEMAW · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:19:51 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on October 12, 2012, 03:17:58 PM

Quote from: CFoD on October 12, 2012, 03:16:56 PM
Quote from: fanningksu on October 12, 2012, 02:42:56 PM
I saw a ISU filly at the bar the other night. I had sex with her and didn't call her back. /thread #fanningbrag

You're my idol.

Jokes on you, she doesn't own a phone.

Also, she had hepatitis.

puniraptor · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:25:25 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on October 12, 2012, 03:18:17 PM

There was an ISU fan just standing in my garage last night when I got home from work. He was wearing an ISU hat and a dirty grey sweatshirt. I thought he was there to rob me or kill me. When I opened the garage door he said something I couldn't understand and smiled. Then he walked out and walked down the street. Weirdest crap ever.

dry run.

I suggest you arm yourself.

ben ji · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:26:02 PM »

I was having lunch today with some fellow cat fans at OK Joes(Had the carolina, side of fries) and the people behind us were wearing red and talking about going up to Ames this weekend.

I turned around and was getting ready to smack the Z man out of this one guys hands(It totally would of gone all over his gf sitting right next to him!!!) but then they said something about how this could be the biggest October Storm they had ever chased and I realized they werent really ISU Fans.

_33 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:31:46 PM »

[joke]I ran into an Iowa State fan on my way to work today. Didn't even slow down.[/joke]

Kat Kid · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:36:44 PM »

There was this girl at work today that when I asked my team their numbers for the friday KSU points pool (a friday team builder we like to do) she said "ZERO!" real loudly. She does not participate in this pool, is basically a temp worker and so I dumped out her stupid caramel coffee blend she had on the break room brew.

I mean, what nerve.

'taterblast · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:38:30 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on October 12, 2012, 02:25:43 PM

Quote from: emawblast on October 12, 2012, 02:24:13 PM
was in the break room and overheard someone say "clones." got all fired up and went over to talk crap and said "big iowa state fan huh?"

the guys were all like "who the eff is that? sounds stupid" turns out they were having a high-level science discussion debating whether not cloning was ethical.

so yeah, i can't find anyone either.

what did they decide about the cloning thing? ethical?

they were both on opposite sides of the argument. neither was really able to convince the other of anything.

sys · « **Reply #20 on:** October 12, 2012, 03:43:17 PM »

i thought i saw an isu fan snuffling amongst the rows at the edge of my beans this morning, so i shot him right between the eyes. but when i walked up to urinate on his corpse, i was able to inspect it more closely, and it turned out to be a feral hog, not an isu fan.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:05:05 PM »

saw 2 ISU fans in a hotel lobby last weekend. my dog barked at them, but other than that i don't remember anything about them. very forgettable people.

Road Crew · « **Reply #22 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:06:39 PM »

When doing my daily crossword I was stumped by this clue for a four letter word: "Skunk River state"

The only thing that fits are vowels. Any ideas?

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #23 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:08:15 PM »

I went to vista today and ate it up ate it up cyclone go cats!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #24 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Kat Kid on October 12, 2012, 03:36:44 PM

There was this girl at work today that when I asked my team their numbers for the friday KSU points pool (a friday team builder we like to do) she said "ZERO!" real loudly. She does not participate in this pool, is basically a temp worker and so I dumped out her stupid caramel coffee blend she had on the break room brew.

I mean, what nerve.

She is going to be all "WTYH" when she wants a caramel coffee this afternoon. pwned