Author Topic: Ran into an Iowa State fan at work (Read 4772 times)

MadCat · « **Reply #25 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:10:46 PM »

Ran into an Iouua State fan at work
Does anyone have a towel?

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #26 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:14:28 PM »

An ISU fan was cleaning my carpets last week, and I asked him how he ended up in CA, and he said, "have you ever read The Grapes of Wrath? I said yes, and he said "like that, but with water".

AbeFroman · « **Reply #27 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:26:36 PM »

I've never seen an Iowa State alum. The only Iowa State fan I know is actually a Drake alum. Very squawk-y move not going to the Harvard of the Floodplains.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #28 on:** October 12, 2012, 04:50:12 PM »

Quote from: Road Crew on October 12, 2012, 04:06:39 PM

When doing my daily crossword I was stumped by this clue for a four letter word: "Skunk River state"

The only thing that fits are vowels. Any ideas?

LOSERVILLE doesn't fit. Stumped, sorry.

slackcat · « **Reply #29 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:24:59 PM »

Had an ISU fan clean my windshield at a red light. Promptly sped away.

OKclone · « **Reply #30 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:49:37 PM »

One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.

theKSU · « **Reply #31 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:53:04 PM »

Frankenklein · « **Reply #32 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:55:03 PM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:49:37 PM

One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.

Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone

SdK · « **Reply #33 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:56:23 PM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:49:37 PM

One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.

Nope, we have air conditioning

Frankenklein · « **Reply #34 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:57:50 PM »

WOW...just saw an ISU fan on Wheel of Fortune,they said "I'd like to buy a vowel please" then said" I'd like a W"

OKclone · « **Reply #35 on:** October 12, 2012, 06:58:06 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 06:55:03 PM

Quote from: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:49:37 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone

One time I ran up the bill in a manhattan bar, it was awesome. New york is a cool place.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #36 on:** October 12, 2012, 07:01:30 PM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:58:06 PM

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:49:37 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone

One time I ran up the bill in a manhattan bar, it was awesome. New york is a cool place.

And then you went and passed out in a flooded gutter

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 12, 2012, 07:09:42 PM »

One time I heard someone say something about a cyclone touchdown. I told him, "no one calls them cyclones, dumbass, they're called tornadoes."

SdK · « **Reply #38 on:** October 12, 2012, 07:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 07:01:30 PM

Quote from: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:58:06 PM
Quote from: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 06:55:03 PM
Quote from: OKclone on October 12, 2012, 06:49:37 PM
One time I saw a kansas state fan, no wait never mind they don't have fans.
Wrong thread dumbass OKcatclone

One time I ran up the bill in a manhattan bar, it was awesome. New york is a cool place.
And then you went and passed out in a flooded gutter

Guess he didn't understand that he didn't have to go home, just couldn't stay at the bar.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #39 on:** October 12, 2012, 07:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 12, 2012, 07:09:42 PM

One time I heard someone say something about a cyclone touchdown. I told him, "no one calls them cyclones, dumbass, they're called tornadoes."

There really are Cyclone touchdowns but they are very very rare

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #40 on:** October 12, 2012, 08:31:01 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 12, 2012, 06:57:50 PM

WOW...just saw an ISU fan on Wheel of Fortune,they said "I'd like to buy a vowel please" then said" I'd like a W"

Explosion of flood aggie rage.

SabiNation · « **Reply #41 on:** October 13, 2012, 12:30:39 AM »

Quote from: Jakesie60 on October 12, 2012, 07:09:42 PM

One time I heard someone say something about a cyclone touchdown. I told him, "no one calls them cyclones, dumbass, they're called tornadoes."

OKclone · « **Reply #42 on:** October 13, 2012, 05:49:06 AM »

One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #43 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:05:51 AM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 05:49:06 AM

One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

OKclone · « **Reply #44 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:19:54 AM »

Quote from: ChiCat on October 13, 2012, 06:05:51 AM

Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 05:49:06 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #45 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:26:55 AM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 06:19:54 AM

Quote from: ChiCat on October 13, 2012, 06:05:51 AM
Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 05:49:06 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.

Seeing as how we've won 15 of our last 18, you haven't been paying attention

OKclone · « **Reply #46 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:39:23 AM »

Quote from: ChiCat on October 13, 2012, 06:26:55 AM

Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: ChiCat on October 13, 2012, 06:05:51 AM
Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 05:49:06 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.

Seeing as how we've won 15 of our last 18, you haven't been paying attention

Yeah I have to admit, I don't watch you guys mostly because I don't care.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #47 on:** October 13, 2012, 07:57:49 AM »

Quote from: sys on October 12, 2012, 03:43:17 PM

i thought i saw an isu fan snuffling amongst the rows at the edge of my beans this morning, so i shot him right between the eyes. but when i walked up to urinate on his corpse, i was able to inspect it more closely, and it turned out to be a feral hog, not an isu fan.

Sys bringing it.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #48 on:** October 13, 2012, 09:44:43 AM »

Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 06:39:23 AM

Quote from: ChiCat on October 13, 2012, 06:26:55 AM
Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 06:19:54 AM
Quote from: ChiCat on October 13, 2012, 06:05:51 AM
Quote from: OKclone on October 13, 2012, 05:49:06 AM
One time I watched part of a kansas state football game, I then turned it off and washed my eyes out with soap. The soap felt better.

not used to seeing a team win?

Not used to seeing KSU win.

Seeing as how we've won 15 of our last 18, you haven't been paying attention

Yeah I have to admit, I don't watch you guys mostly because I don't care.

yea it's pretty apparent all you care about is being the worst poster in the history of BBSing