Weather Saturday

[TheHamburglar]

Is our team going to have trouble getting back home if there is a flood?

Just talked to BSAC, "Tort Reform" will be flying the important players out if there is a flood.  Sorry Braden, but #life, Baby Lockett, Arthur, CK, Hubes, TT and Harps have reserved seats.

LLawIQ here, but why would BSAC name his G550 "Tort Reform"?  Wouldn't a legal bigwig like him be against tort reform?   

[BRULL]

Note to equipment manager: Bring the full assortment of cleats!!

[CNS]

Guys, their players are going to be exhausted from filling sandbags all today and tomorrow in prep for the guaranteed flooding.  This is in the bag(not sandbag, just figuratively speaking). 

Also, how many players will be able to cling to the "Family" 4x4 in case of flood?  Maybe we should issue all players one? 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Guys, their players are going to be exhausted from filling sandbags all today and tomorrow in prep for the guaranteed flooding.  This is in the bag(not sandbag, just figuratively speaking). 

Also, how many players will be able to cling to the "Family" 4x4 in case of flood?  Maybe we should issue all players one? 

We should put little floaties on all of our players' arms.

[cvmcat]

Note to equipment manager: Bring the full assortment of cleats!!

They make cleated waders?   

[Rage Against the McKee]

I hope Sean has the special teams units ready to play.

[XocolateThundarr]

I hope Sean has the special teams units ready to play.

With snorkels?

[CNS]

water polo.

[MadCat]

Iowa should change their mascot to the Cyclones due to the inclement weather. 

[AbeFroman]

This is why the game should still be at Arrowhead. Iowa is just a clusterfuck and is always trying to kill the people inside it's state lines.

[Dugout DickStone]

Is our team going to have trouble getting back home if there is a flood?

Just talked to BSAC, "Tort Reform" will be flying the important players out if there is a flood.  Sorry Braden, but #life, Baby Lockett, Arthur, CK, Hubes, TT and Harps have reserved seats.

LLawIQ here, but why would BSAC name his G550 "Tort Reform"?  Wouldn't a legal bigwig like him be against tort reform?   

He is usually sarcastic when naming his jets.

[DOOM_Catz]

Guys, their players are going to be exhausted from filling sandbags all today and tomorrow in prep for the guaranteed flooding.  This is in the bag(not sandbag, just figuratively speaking). 

Also, how many players will be able to cling to the "Family" 4x4 in case of flood?  Maybe we should issue all players one? 

We should put little floaties on all of our players' arms.

especially lil' baby lockett1

[Trim]

Is our team going to have trouble getting back home if there is a flood?

Just talked to BSAC, "Tort Reform" will be flying the important players out if there is a flood.  Sorry Braden, but #life, Baby Lockett, Arthur, CK, Hubes, TT and Harps have reserved seats.

LLawIQ here, but why would BSAC name his G550 "Tort Reform"?  Wouldn't a legal bigwig like him be against tort reform?   

He is usually sarcastic when naming his jets.

I like his Chicago boat - HU$TLER

[Winters]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

[Dugout DickStone]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

Wintz, it's time to put away the toys of youth and be a man.  eff the flood aggies and their Skunk river.  You own this crap.

[Winters]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

Wintz, it's time to put away the toys of youth and be a man.  eff the flood aggies and their Skunk river.  You own this crap.

Well, ok!

[EllToPay]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

winters, i'm bringing a canoe big enough for 5 people. you can have a spot. just bring a flare gun to signal where you will be and i will paddle accordingly.

[Winters]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

winters, i'm bringing a canoe big enough for 5 people. you can have a spot. just bring a flare gun to signal where you will be and i will paddle accordingly.

Perfect, the assualt rifle can wait. Flare gun it is. When you get near so you know it is me i'll say "Hustle and flow" to validate.

[Cartierfor3]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

winters, i'm bringing a canoe big enough for 5 people. you can have a spot. just bring a flare gun to signal where you will be and i will paddle accordingly.

Perfect, the assualt rifle can wait. Flare gun it is. When you get near so you know it is me i'll say "Hustle and flow" to validate.

I'd say it would be a wise decision to bring the flare gun AND the assault rifle.  It's gonna get ugly when the flood aggies realize there aren't enough lifeboats for everyone. 

[slobber]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

winters, i'm bringing a canoe big enough for 5 people. you can have a spot. just bring a flare gun to signal where you will be and i will paddle accordingly.

Perfect, the assualt rifle can wait. Flare gun it is. When you get near so you know it is me i'll say "Hustle and flow" to validate.

I was saying that to people in Norman and they didn't know what the eff I was talking about. I also threw up the  while walking down the street and nobody responded appropriately. Either method will work to validate goEMAW credibility.

[EMAWmeister]

Storm "NUT" index rates it as 10% chance they call this game. Only free date would be December 8th.

I DO NOT rough ridin' WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

["storm"nut]

I take comfort in knowing fff is up there looking after us cat fans.

[SEK_EMAW]

Guys, this is what I envision a typical TV timeout looking like on Saturday.


Can the Big 12 just force them to move the game to Manhattan since we were smart enough to build outside the flood zone?

[cvmcat]

If it makes everybody feel better, I drove by Vanier over lunch and noticed that they're installing pontoons on the equipment trailer and have it hooked up to the TIV.

["storm"nut]

If it makes everybody feel better, I drove by Vanier over lunch and noticed that they're installing pontoons on the equipment trailer and have it hooked up to the TIV.

If it's TIV 1, that thing is a piece of crap, and the stuff will never get there. TIV 2, as pictured, might be up to the task.