Weather Saturday

[cvmcat]

If it makes everybody feel better, I drove by Vanier over lunch and noticed that they're installing pontoons on the equipment trailer and have it hooked up to the TIV.

If it's TIV 1, that thing is a piece of crap, and the stuff will never get there. TIV 2, as pictured, might be up to the task.

Confirmed TIV 2

[CNS]

That thing looks like it would sink pretty fast.

[wabash909]

Who needs to rain more, hayseeds or grapes?

[Rage Against the McKee]

Who needs to rain more, hayseeds or grapes?

grapes for sure

[8manpick]

If it makes everybody feel better, I drove by Vanier over lunch and noticed that they're installing pontoons on the equipment trailer and have it hooked up to the TIV.

If it's TIV 1, that thing is a piece of crap, and the stuff will never get there. TIV 2, as pictured, might be up to the task.

I assume that is a waterspout in the background?

[DOOM_Catz]

Say the entire state of Iowa floods this weekend like we all know it will. And say you have a canoe that can safely float four people to safety.

As you are paddling along you see four K-Staters treading water/drowning. You suddenly realize they happen to be Heisman Contender and married man CK, Future Ring of Honor inductee Darren Sproles, Lil Baby Lockett, and LHC LHC Bill Snyder himself.

Again, the canoe can only float four people to safety away from the flood grounds that is the state of  Iowa.

Who gets a ride to safety?

[EMAWmeister]

Say the entire state of Iowa floods this weekend like we all know it will. And say you have a canoe that can safely float four people to safety.

As you are paddling along you see four K-Staters treading water/drowning. You suddenly realize they happen to be Heisman Contender and married man CK, Future Ring of Honor inductee Darren Sproles, Lil Baby Lockett, and LHC LHC Bill Snyder himself.

Again, the canoe can only float four people to safety away from the flood grounds that is the state of  Iowa.

Who gets a ride to safety?

Klein, Lockett, Snyds and Sproles. I'm jumping the eff out.

[SabiNation]

Say the entire state of Iowa floods this weekend like we all know it will. And say you have a canoe that can safely float four people to safety.

As you are paddling along you see four K-Staters treading water/drowning. You suddenly realize they happen to be Heisman Contender and married man CK, Future Ring of Honor inductee Darren Sproles, Lil Baby Lockett, and LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder himself.

Again, the canoe can only float four people to safety away from the flood grounds that is the state of  Iowa.

Who gets a ride to safety?

Klein, Lockett, Snyds and Sproles. I'm jumping the eff out.

This

[RickRampus]

Say the entire state of Iowa floods this weekend like we all know it will. And say you have a canoe that can safely float four people to safety.

As you are paddling along you see four K-Staters treading water/drowning. You suddenly realize they happen to be Heisman Contender and married man CK, Future Ring of Honor inductee Darren Sproles, Lil Baby Lockett, and LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder himself.

Again, the canoe can only float four people to safety away from the flood grounds that is the state of  Iowa.

Who gets a ride to safety?

Klein, Lockett, Snyds and Sproles. I'm jumping the eff out.

This

Put them all in the boat, I'd swim/hang along the side.  We then embark on a series of pirating expeditions and use our tremendous physical power to overtake one of the FloodAggie boats to begin our fleet.  Commodore Snyder would not partake in the pirating, but would play a huge role in the battle schemes. 

[EMAWmeister]

Say the entire state of Iowa floods this weekend like we all know it will. And say you have a canoe that can safely float four people to safety.

As you are paddling along you see four K-Staters treading water/drowning. You suddenly realize they happen to be Heisman Contender and married man CK, Future Ring of Honor inductee Darren Sproles, Lil Baby Lockett, and LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder himself.

Again, the canoe can only float four people to safety away from the flood grounds that is the state of  Iowa.

Who gets a ride to safety?

Klein, Lockett, Snyds and Sproles. I'm jumping the eff out.

This

Put them all in the boat, I'd swim/hang along the side.  We then embark on a series of pirating expeditions and use our tremendous physical power to overtake one of the FloodAggie boats to begin our fleet.  Commodore Snyder would not partake in the pirating, but would play a huge role in the battle schemes.

That's fine, go ahead and endanger our season.  bad person.  Just drown and be an EMAW hero.

[RickRampus]

Sorry I let the future adventures outweigh the safety. 

[JohnnyJohnson]

Playing a football game in these conditions would just be irresponsible. ISU has a shitty field and we will see 3 knee injuries MINIMUM from playing this game in a monsoon. If Rhodes were an honorable man, he would concede that his school failed to provide an adequate field on which to play football and forfeit. I think we all know that Rhodes is not an honorable man, though. I hope that bad person gets struck by lightning.

I hope you rough ridin' die

[GoodForAnother]

I would jump out, let all four of them, then lash together a couple of fat Iowans and use them as a makeshift raft to get to safety

[Rage Against the McKee]

Playing a football game in these conditions would just be irresponsible. ISU has a shitty field and we will see 3 knee injuries MINIMUM from playing this game in a monsoon. If Rhodes were an honorable man, he would concede that his school failed to provide an adequate field on which to play football and forfeit. I think we all know that Rhodes is not an honorable man, though. I hope that bad person gets struck by lightning.

I hope you rough ridin' die

Well, that's not nice at all. I was hoping Rhodes survived the strike, fwiw.

[JohnnyJohnson]

Heard windy and rainy with a chance of a Cyclone to roll through

[DOOM_Catz]

Heard windy and rainy with a chance of a Cyclone to roll through

 

[SabiNation]

Heard windy and rainy with a chance of a Cyclone to roll through

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

[MadCat]

Any chance for a typhoon?

[wes mantooth]

i heard partly cloudy with a 100% chance of shitty cyclone posters in the forecast.

[OKclone]

So is this a try hard shaggy bevo like site? Cuz it sure seems that way.

[TheHamburglar]

Say the entire state of Iowa floods this weekend like we all know it will. And say you have a canoe that can safely float four people to safety.

As you are paddling along you see four K-Staters treading water/drowning. You suddenly realize they happen to be Heisman Contender and married man CK, Future Ring of Honor inductee Darren Sproles, Lil Baby Lockett, and LHC LHC Bill Snyder himself.

Again, the canoe can only float four people to safety away from the flood grounds that is the state of  Iowa.

Who gets a ride to safety?

The canoe is rated for four people?  Pull them all in.  Sproles, HCBS, and little tiny baby lockett barely equal 2 people together.  You'd be fine pulling all four in. 

[XocolateThundarr]

[DOOM_Catz]

Say the entire state of Iowa floods this weekend like we all know it will. And say you have a canoe that can safely float four people to safety.

As you are paddling along you see four K-Staters treading water/drowning. You suddenly realize they happen to be Heisman Contender and married man CK, Future Ring of Honor inductee Darren Sproles, Lil Baby Lockett, and LHC LHC LHC Bill Snyder himself.

Again, the canoe can only float four people to safety away from the flood grounds that is the state of  Iowa.

Who gets a ride to safety?

The canoe is rated for four people?  Pull them all in.  Sproles, HCBS, and little tiny baby lockett barely equal 2 people together.  You'd be fine pulling all four in.

 

[Frankenklein]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

Just watch this video and you'll be ok

[Winters]

For the love of god, will I even make it back to Kansas?

Just watch this video and you'll be ok

Thanks, friend.