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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #25 on: October 09, 2012, 10:41:19 PM »
Hey now, tiny dicks don't loosen anything, including sheep.

Haven't you seen the tube they use to artificially inseminate the sheep? It isn't very big either.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #26 on: October 09, 2012, 10:42:06 PM »
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2012, 10:44:42 PM »
This is pretty bad BBSin.

Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2012, 10:45:46 PM »
This is pretty bad BBSin.

Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

I WAS TOLD TO BE ASSERTIVE WHEN ASKING   :curse:

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2012, 10:45:57 PM »
God damn it, These ISU fans/goEMAWer's socks are intolerable. Can't wait for the burners.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2012, 10:51:41 PM »


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2012, 10:52:25 PM »
You don't even know me, bro.   :dubious:

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2012, 10:53:41 PM »


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.

Jack Trice just rolled in his grave.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2012, 10:55:57 PM »


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.

Jack Trice just rolled in his grave.

He can't roll, his bones are shattered.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2012, 10:58:55 PM »


Uh oh, looks like Super PurpleCat is in a bad mood again because he got turned down by another sheep when he asked if he could have sex with it.

Really? I thought he was pissed that his ewe gave birth to another black sheep after she promised this one was his.

Jack Trice just rolled in his grave.

He can't roll, his bones are shattered.

It's a watery grave.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2012, 11:57:58 PM »
Are the going to bury LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2012, 12:01:08 AM »
Are the going to bury LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2012, 12:03:28 AM »
Are the going to bury LHC LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.

Do you think they are just going to stuff him and put him in the stadium so the players can rub his nuts on their way out on the field? You know, like a good luck charm.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2012, 12:14:22 AM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2012, 12:19:51 AM »
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2012, 12:20:01 AM »
Are the going to bury LHC LHC Bill Snyder under the stadium?

Too much effort moving your team out of the way.

Do you think they are just going to stuff him and put him in the stadium so the players can rub his nuts on their way out on the field? You know, like a good luck charm.
probably, if they can get his nuts out of paul rhoads's mouth

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« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2012, 12:23:27 AM »
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2012, 12:30:41 AM »
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:

I'm surprised you don't know what a keg is. Oh wait, no I'm not.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2012, 12:34:04 AM »
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:

I'm surprised you don't know what a keg is. Oh wait, no I'm not.

I'm surprised that you think you are getting one from an older friend.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #44 on: October 10, 2012, 12:35:24 AM »
I'll have you know, 'clones, that my parents ARE going to the game and they said I could go, but I decided to have a kick ass party while they're gone instead. Probably 3 kegs. So when your wallowing in your self pity and disease ridden waters on Friday night, remember me, livin' it up with all my bros and some super hot chicks.

So what you are saying is, you are going to have someone older buy you a 6 pack and then you are going to text some random girl that doesn't like you and pour your heart out? Gotcha.


I'll have fun getting wasted tailgating and then have fun watching our team win or lose  :grin:

I'm surprised you don't know what a keg is. Oh wait, no I'm not.

I'm surprised that you think you are getting one from an older friend.

I'm not. I'm getting three from my older friend. Have you seen Van Wilder? It's going to be like one of his parties, but crazier.

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« Reply #45 on: October 10, 2012, 12:43:51 AM »
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

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« Reply #46 on: October 10, 2012, 12:48:36 AM »
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!

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« Reply #47 on: October 10, 2012, 12:57:57 AM »
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!

LOL! My bro says that is stuff is pretty potent. Should be a great way to prepare for our undefeated matchup with the moonshiners next week. The two hottest babes I know are also really helpful the morning after, if you know what I mean.  :fatty: Like they'll totally help with the cleanup. I'll check my pm after school tomorrow.

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« Reply #48 on: October 10, 2012, 01:48:20 AM »
My older brother said he'd get me the stuff and show me to make jungle juice. I could bring some over  :crossfingers:

Awesome, S_K. We are going to get so wasted. I'll PM you my address. Bring whoever you want, my parents will be out of town ALL weekend so as long as we don't break any of their expensive stuff I should be able to get the house back to looking normal before Sunday afternoon. But it will probably take a while! LOL!
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What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #49 on: October 10, 2012, 05:47:57 AM »
This is pretty bad BBSin.

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