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What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« on: October 09, 2012, 09:52:12 PM »
Turn off their PS3 and go to bed.


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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 09:54:55 PM »
I doubt PS3 would let that happen.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 10:01:05 PM »
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2012, 10:03:05 PM »
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2012, 10:03:17 PM »
Well if football is sex and the big 12 is Kristie Alley, I would get my wiener checked and expect payment for my services.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2012, 10:04:31 PM »
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!

You cant slap your knees underwater? You must be real fat.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2012, 10:08:01 PM »
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!

You cant slap your knees underwater? You must be real fat.

See, they have the underwater thing figured out

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2012, 10:09:21 PM »
I've never slapped my knee so hard bro's

Water low enough that you can?

BOOM!

You cant slap your knees underwater? You must be real fat.

See, they have the underwater thing figured out

Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2012, 10:18:06 PM »
Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.

But how would the rest of the purple kitty's suck from the teet of Willie during the game? We don't want them to go hungry.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2012, 10:20:28 PM »
Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.

But how would the rest of the purple kitty's suck from the teet of Willie during the game? We don't want them to go hungry.

Willie hasn't breast fed since his college years, I thought we all knew this.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2012, 10:21:04 PM »
Well it does flood here often, in fact I hear it's supposed to flood this weekend. Maybe you guys should just stay home and eat more so you can stay on the ground in case of tornados.

But how would the rest of the purple kitty's suck from the teet of Willie during the game? We don't want them to go hungry.

I want to laugh at this so bad. Just have to figure it out first.  Going to be hilarious.  :D

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2012, 10:21:18 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2012, 10:23:20 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

Yeah I forgot that message board people can't go without their parents, sucks to be 12 huh? Oh well I'm sure I will see some of your fans, they usually stick out by wearing purple and weighing 500 lbs
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2012, 10:24:09 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.
I'm only going for a big shot business trip and it just so happens that i'll be in the area. I'm the only one though.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2012, 10:25:16 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2012, 10:25:23 PM »
They prob need to charge their wireless controllers because they keep running Super Mario QB right into the lava pit, amirite? 

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2012, 10:26:00 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

Yeah I forgot that message board people can't go without their parents, sucks to be 12 huh? Oh well I'm sure I will see some of your fans, they usually stick out by wearing purple and weighing 500 lbs

Limestone is 17 dumbass. But nice try.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2012, 10:26:40 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

Yeah I forgot that message board people can't go without their parents, sucks to be 12 huh? Oh well I'm sure I will see some of your fans, they usually stick out by wearing purple and weighing 500 lbs

You also forgot Ames is a flooded mess with a football team that lost at home to Tech.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2012, 10:27:18 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.
They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2012, 10:29:04 PM »
None of us are going to Hicksville Ames to see the Cats in a scrimmage while you rubes get all mad like your idiot coach.

At least it beats sitting at home masterbating in Kansas.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2012, 10:32:14 PM »

They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.

Practicing? They already get enough practice when they loosen the sheep up before performing artificial insemination.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2012, 10:32:57 PM »
I can't hear you guys, I'm busy warming up the tractor.

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2012, 10:33:13 PM »

They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.

Practicing? They already get enough practice when they loosen the sheep up before performing artificial insemination.

Hey now, tiny dicks don't loosen anything, including sheep.
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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2012, 10:38:27 PM »
This is pretty bad BBSin. 

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Re: What do ISU fans do after winning the Big 12 in football?
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2012, 10:39:08 PM »

They are just practicing for when they end up not having anyone to have sex with. Sad Kitties.

Practicing? They already get enough practice when they loosen the sheep up before performing artificial insemination.

Hey now, tiny dicks don't loosen anything, including sheep.

That just happened.