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Re: Pachall
« Reply #75 on: October 04, 2012, 01:15:02 PM »
Should be a rule that once you are caught for something severe( in this case, drug dealing), the lighter crap can't be held against you.  TCU would still have their dumbass and McDonald wouldn't have a dog issue.

"son, you were pulled over and found to be intoxicated"
"Hello, drug dealer(points to self and uses voice full of attitude).  See you tomorrow at practice gramps."

This is a fantastic idea.  Would have saved a Canadian friend of mine some time.

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Pachall out...
« Reply #76 on: October 04, 2012, 01:58:31 PM »

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Re: Pachall out...
« Reply #77 on: October 04, 2012, 02:02:36 PM »
I think June Jones will rally the team around the backup QB. They'll be fine.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #78 on: October 04, 2012, 02:33:21 PM »
shazbot!, sorry about the lukerman, didn't see the other thread.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #79 on: October 04, 2012, 02:36:22 PM »
Should transfer to MU

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #80 on: October 04, 2012, 03:02:39 PM »
MCMW except when your C's get arrested during the season.
Free edge up to defensive starters when opponents held under 10.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #81 on: October 04, 2012, 03:13:50 PM »
Free edge up to defensive starters when opponents held under 10.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #82 on: October 04, 2012, 03:21:06 PM »
I had no idea just how mumped up hi face is.  No wonder he drinks so heavily.  T's and P's to that poor mother rough rider.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #83 on: October 04, 2012, 03:22:29 PM »
I had no idea just how mumped up hi face is.  No wonder he drinks so heavily.  T's and P's to that poor mother rough rider.

I feel bad for the kid.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #84 on: October 04, 2012, 03:27:33 PM »
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #85 on: October 04, 2012, 03:32:52 PM »
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

No crap.  There are literally facial burn victims that wouldn't take his complexion.  eff that.
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Re: Pachall
« Reply #86 on: October 04, 2012, 03:35:23 PM »
Guys I think I see the Mars Rover in there!  :sdeek:




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Re: Pachall
« Reply #87 on: October 04, 2012, 03:37:30 PM »
Odds that he is also a Juggalo?
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Re: Pachall
« Reply #88 on: October 04, 2012, 03:38:02 PM »
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

No crap.  There are literally facial burn victims that wouldn't take his complexion.  eff that.

I think the toxins in the alcohol just made parts of his face puffy.  I'm not a degenerate boozer, so I'm not sure how that works.   :dunno:
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Re: Pachall
« Reply #89 on: October 04, 2012, 03:38:38 PM »
Guys I think I see the Mars Rover in there!  :sdeek:
I read somewhere that the acronym for some department at NASA is printed in Braille when it roams amongst the craters.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #90 on: October 04, 2012, 03:40:54 PM »
Odds that he is also a Juggalo?


1.5:1.


Tops.
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Re: Pachall
« Reply #91 on: October 04, 2012, 03:41:53 PM »
He looks like some degenerate, habitual meth user who is in and out of jail on a regular basis.  Oh, he was also attacked with a cheese grater.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #92 on: October 04, 2012, 04:00:58 PM »
i would never sign anyone like that to MY football team

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #93 on: October 04, 2012, 04:05:14 PM »
I dislike TCU, but Pachall is awesome.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #94 on: October 04, 2012, 04:08:43 PM »
I dislike TCU, but Pachall is awesome for bulimic people to throw up to.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #95 on: October 04, 2012, 04:20:45 PM »
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

One, but not both.  Put out fire on his face with an ice pick.

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Pachall
« Reply #96 on: October 04, 2012, 04:24:24 PM »
Acne or Fire?  :horrorsurprise:

One, but not both.  Put out fire on his face with an ice pick.

This sounds right.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #97 on: October 04, 2012, 04:47:33 PM »
They said on the radio this afternoon that Pachall voluntarily confessed to doing coke and X last night.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #98 on: October 04, 2012, 04:52:32 PM »
They said on the radio this afternoon that Pachall voluntarily confessed to doing coke and X last night.

After that I bet he would be content with just how awesome his face feels while he's running around the block.

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Re: Pachall
« Reply #99 on: October 04, 2012, 04:57:22 PM »
if my face looked like that I would do yay and molly 24/7