Saw a coworker at the gym today...

[Frankenklein]

I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.

"SIKE" 

[JohnCurrie is Weird/Gross]

My girlfriends parents are KU fans and I am nice to their face and nice behind their backs, great people.

[MixBerryCrunch]

Fanning was about to have sex with a girl and noticed a KU poster in the room. When she asked him if he put the condom on he said yes but really he just pretended to put it on and threw it on the floor. She has herpes now...True story, he pm'ed me.

[Bloodfart]

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

I thought it was fight club? 

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

[Rage Against the McKee]

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

I thought it was fight club? 

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.

[Katpappy]

Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!

Was it your ole buddy Beems? 

[Katpappy]

I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.

When somebody is wearing a Sunflower Showdown shirt, can you tell what type of fan they are.  I think it's kind of confusing myself; you know, the Jayhawk/KSU thing and all. 

[yoEMAW]

My wife and I visited her sister in Lawrence last weekend. The sister-in-law and her husband were intent on taking us to Free State Brewery while we were in town, so we obliged. As we were walking down Massachusetts Street to this brewery, I was stopped by a woman and a man on the sidewalk. "Would you help fight for gay rights?" The woman asked. I said sure, why not, and I dropped the dude next to her with a quick jab to the face. Wasn't much of a fight, but it felt good you guys. Was for a good cause too.

[Stevesie60]

Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!

Was it your ole buddy Beems? 

No, I don't see much of Beems anymore.

[Mr Bread]

Saw a KU fan and KSU fan arguing about whose university was better.  They were getting pretty angry and started shoving each other a little.  Then they realized that was silly and that they were the same and were brothers and then they made out about it.

[Katpappy]

Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!

Was it your ole buddy Beems? 

No, I don't see much of Beems anymore.

I miss him too. 

[jde512]

I live down in Ar-Kansas and was wearing a K-State shirt in line at Home Depot.  The guy in line behind me noticed my shirt and says, "Small world - I went to KU."  I replied, "I'm sorry." and turned back around.

[Emo EMAW]

I know this is the be nice thread but back in 2007 I was at my in-law's tailgate for the KU game.  They have an RV spot and for their income they really spend a lot of money on K-State football and basketball.  Anyway, my FIL got too nervous to watch the game inside so we went back out to the tailgate.  Talib picked off Freeman with 2 minutes to go, and he knew we were going to lose.  I remember him saying "this is our whole goddamned season, right here."  He was hurting you guys.  Then KU fans started shooting off at the mouth, so ever since then I just cannot TSC like the rest of you.  Sorry.  I can't.  eff them right in their fat rough ridin' faces.

[slobber]

I read the story about the KU English major that was going to jump off some building in Lawrence because he couldn't get a job. I guess the news trucks were there filming it and everything. Luckily, a K-State grad was in the area and he went up to the top of the building and pushed the guy off. In the interview, the K-State grad said that pushing the guy off the building had nothing to do with KU, as he loved KU. The reason that he pushed the guy off is that he was an English major and the K-State grad knew damn good and well that the KU grad would never be able to get a decent job.

Does anybody have the video from that? Also, does anyone have a good recipe for lemon meringue pie?

[420seriouscat69]

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

I thought it was fight club? 

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.

Don't be an idiot.

[slobber]

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

I thought it was fight club? 

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.

Don't be an idiot.

We need Saul to clear this up. I am pretty sure it is the boy in Ol' Yeller right before he has to kill the dog or it is George's speech when he calms Lenny down right before he has to kill him in Of Mice and Men. It is a touching and heartfelt speech and I just can't recall with 100% accuracy where it came from.

[dmartin]

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

I thought it was fight club? 

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.

Don't be an idiot.

guys guys guys, It's from Fantasia. Watched with the kids the other night. they've been running around the house repeating it.

[Stater311]

I read the story about the KU English major that was going to jump off some building in Lawrence because he couldn't get a job. I guess the news trucks were there filming it and everything. Luckily, a K-State grad was in the area and he went up to the top of the building and pushed the guy off. In the interview, the K-State grad said that pushing the guy off the building had nothing to do with KU, as he loved KU. The reason that he pushed the guy off is that he was an English major and the K-State grad knew damn good and well that the KU grad would never be able to get a decent job.

Does anybody have the video from that? Also, does anyone have a good recipe for lemon meringue pie?

I remember seeing that video live on KCTV 5. Bryan Busby was in tears.

Also:

[PurpleSleezyE]

Fanning was about to have sex with a girl and noticed a KU poster in the room. When she asked him if he put the condom on he said yes but really he just pretended to put it on and threw it on the floor. She has herpes now...True story, he pm'ed me.

This was the only post that made me laugh.  I rarely laugh during the KU week.  I just have trouble showing joy sometimes. 

[The1BigWillie]

The guy who comes by and empties out the trash at my desk got his undergrad and MBA from KU.  He was wearing a Jayhawk sticker on his shirt.  I told him.  "Good luck this weekend!" He said, "How did you know about this weekend?" I said... "The football game?" He said... "Oh, I have to go do 2 nights in county this weekend.  See you Monday." 

[Institutional Control]

The guy who comes by and empties out the trash at my desk got his undergrad and MBA from KU.  He was wearing a Jayhawk sticker on his shirt.  I told him.  "Good luck this weekend!" He said, "How did you know about this weekend?" I said... "The football game?" He said... "Oh, I have to go do 2 nights in county this weekend.  See you Monday."

 

[Mrs. Gooch]

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

I thought it was fight club? 

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.

No it's the speech Forest Gump gave at the Washington Monument.  eff yeah Forest (aka Saul) you said it all!

I thought it was American Psycho.

You might be confused because it was actually Christian Bale, but it was when he was playing Batman.

[SdK]

I dated a KU student back in 06-07. She was the best girlfriend I ever had. I think it helped that she was from MHK though.