Author Topic: Saw a coworker at the gym today... (Read 6862 times)

420seriouscat69 · « **on:** October 02, 2012, 06:08:16 PM »

He's a KU alum. I saw him at the bench press (he was only doing sets of 135Ibs). Anyways, I saw him to start to struggle on the 4th rep. He started screaming "fanning, help, please!" Seeing he was in trouble I rushed over to him. As he started to push the bar towards me, I said: "SIKE"! I let the bar fall on his chest and ran away.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #1 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:09:54 PM »

"SIKE"

wes mantooth · « **Reply #2 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:10:35 PM »

kind of a douche move really. is he okay?

EllToPay · « **Reply #3 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:11:04 PM »

Quote from: wes mantooth on October 02, 2012, 06:10:35 PM

kind of a douche move really. is he okay?

no crap. christ...

EllToPay · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:11:42 PM »

you know, we should make one of those threads where we hate on the other team and act like we're going to hurt them real bad. those are always great.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on October 02, 2012, 06:09:54 PM

"SIKE"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:13:15 PM »

Chico · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:19:39 PM »

I was walking down the hallway at work today and I heard the ku guy (JCCC grad) hollering from the men's restroom. I walked in and he said he was stranded in a stall without any toilet paper and asked if I could throw some over to him. I looked in the stall next to his, saw that it was fully stocked, then said, "It looks like this one is out, too. That sucks for you dude. Don't even come near my office the rest of the day." Then ran out with all the backup tp and threw it in the dumpster out back.

DQ12 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:51:52 PM »

I was tutoring some kids at the local Y tonight and this one kid was wearing a KU shirt and this other kid was wearing a K-State shirt and the K-State kid was having some issues with a long division problem and the KU kid went over and helped him out with it. Later on, the KU youngster was struggling with some basic algebra and the K-State kid helped him out.

It was really pretty great.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #9 on:** October 02, 2012, 06:59:14 PM »

Had to go back to the office late Monday night the weekend after the OU game. Wore a gray K-State shirt (purple letters). Cute coworker who works the late shift was just leaving as I was going in. She said hi and what are you doing here so late, etc etc so explained I was here for a server reboot. Noticed she was wearing an OU Sooners shirt. Pointed at it and said "yeah, uh sorry to hear about this weekend." She gave me a look of horror and said "anyways!". Security guard in the corner goes "well I'm a Texas Aggie." We both looked at him, looked at each other and laughed and said goodnight.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:04:39 PM »

Ran into a KU fan the other day. Told him good luck this weekend!

bucket · « **Reply #11 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:05:49 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on October 02, 2012, 06:51:52 PM

I was tutoring some kids at the local Y tonight and this one kid was wearing a KU shirt and this other kid was wearing a K-State shirt and the K-State kid was having some issues with a long division problem and the KU kid went over and helped him out with it. Later on, the KU youngster was struggling with some basic algebra and the K-State kid helped him out.

It was really pretty great.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #12 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:08:35 PM »

Guys remember ku fans are not the smartest or most educated so please do not stoop to their level this weekend.
We are K-State!
Go Cats!

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #13 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:10:26 PM »

We are!

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #14 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:19:52 PM »

I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Super PurpleCat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:23:03 PM »

Sure Saul, we've all seen Final Destination 12.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:30:09 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on October 02, 2012, 07:19:52 PM

I've killed a lot of KU fans. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, a KU girl I met on Mass Street. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some KU fan with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of KU fans. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Tubby's, so you know, keep your eyes open.

DQ12 · « **Reply #17 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:32:17 PM »

Saw a guy in a KU shirt a few months ago and held the door open for him. He smiled and said thanks!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 02, 2012, 07:54:16 PM »

Saw a KU fan that looked kind of down. I asked him what was wrong and he said he didn't think he could make it to basketball season. So I gave him a big ol' hug and it really seemed to brighten his day!

goCats101 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:03:31 PM »

Nothing like being an EMAW in Jayhawkland. Walked to campus today wearing my favorite purple Cat t-shirt. Guy in a truck with a Jayhawk flag rolled down his window while I was waiting at a busy intersection of Iowa and 15th and wished us luck this weekend, but added that "you probably won't need it."

I chuckled politely, wished him a good day, and smiled as his son he was driving to school politely waved goodbye to me as the pedestrian signal came on for the cross walk. Good way to start the day!

CNS · « **Reply #20 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:26:27 PM »

My trainer asked me today if the game was in Manhattan. I told him I was pretty sure it was Ames.

True story.

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420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:33:37 PM »

Sounds like we've all had some crazy/different interactions you guise.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:36:51 PM »

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:43:58 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on October 02, 2012, 08:36:51 PM

Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"

I thought it was fight club?

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 02, 2012, 08:46:34 PM »

Quote from: fanningksu on October 02, 2012, 08:43:58 PM

Quote from: Limestone on October 02, 2012, 08:36:51 PM
Lol at Saul quoting the script from "To Kill a Mockingbird"
I thought it was fight club?

You retards, it's from The Sound of Music.