Wow found a goldmine today.
I would love to be able to lace candy with LSD and just watch kids lose their mind walking around the street
If you wear "beats by dre" headphones to the gym, you are the biggest douche bags and I pray you to not procreate
If u post game of thrones spoilers, you should eat a bag of dicks
Looks like God took "schools out" a little to literally in Moore, OK
This must be an awkward day for any girls who have had an abortion
What do couples who don't drink alcohol fight about?
I am tired of feminists, the world has been doing it right for 5000 years, be quiet and go do my laundry
This is such a white persons holiday
OMF, brilliant, he posts a screen capture to his first match on Tinder...
Come at me! First match on tinder
The great thing about passing out on your floor is u don't have to wash the sheets when u piss yourself sleeping
I already have more V cards then most elementary school kids will get today
Why does pornhub ads always ask if I'm tired of masterbating, if I was tired of it, I wouldn't do it 4 times a day
Congrats to my boy Keith Cason for beating another murder charge... Shoot first ask later
