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« Reply #2100 on: November 15, 2013, 02:47:33 PM »
a meat sandwich could be a P or a V.
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« Reply #2101 on: November 15, 2013, 02:48:54 PM »
a meat sandwich could be a P or a V.

that was my first thought, but then i got confused by the swandwich.  seems kinda wand-y (that's a penis)

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« Reply #2102 on: November 15, 2013, 02:49:14 PM »
or it could be a sandwich

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« Reply #2103 on: November 15, 2013, 02:50:01 PM »
Do you party with your in-laws? You should. Get him(?) to post here!

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eat my meat swandwich

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At first blush I would assume a meat swandwich is a vagina.  Meat pole, meat stick, meat rod, these are things that are penises.  Meat box, meat case, meat taco, these are things that are the vaginas. :confused:
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« Reply #2104 on: November 15, 2013, 02:50:45 PM »
a meat sandwich could be a P or a V.


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« Reply #2105 on: November 15, 2013, 02:52:01 PM »
Do you party with your in-laws? You should. Get him(?) to post here!

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eat my meat swandwich

inconclusive?  don't have this one stored away in my brain
Upon further review, I could remove the (?)

At first blush I would assume a meat swandwich is a vagina.  Meat pole, meat stick, meat rod, these are things that are penises.  Meat box, meat case, meat taco, these are things that are the vaginas. :confused:

i agree, also the word "eat" is more of a V thing.

overall tone of the post reads like a P tho.

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« Reply #2106 on: November 15, 2013, 02:52:38 PM »
inconclusive.
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« Reply #2107 on: November 15, 2013, 02:52:45 PM »
a meat sandwich could be a P or a V.

Is it extremely low pensis iq you have or is it the fahgina that confounds you?  How on earth could a sandwich be a penis?  What is wrong with your penis seven?  Yikes.
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« Reply #2108 on: November 15, 2013, 02:53:57 PM »
I j/k tho.  I'm sure you have a fabulous peen. :cheers:
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« Reply #2109 on: November 15, 2013, 02:53:57 PM »
well, this is a family blog, and i don't want to get too graphic... but think about a P between 2 buns....
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« Reply #2110 on: November 15, 2013, 02:54:29 PM »
well, this is a family blog, and i don't want to get too graphic... but think about a P between 2 buns....

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« Reply #2111 on: November 15, 2013, 02:54:58 PM »
everybody shut up and take pictures of your junk and post them on here so we can decide for ourselves what you're working with

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« Reply #2112 on: November 15, 2013, 02:55:22 PM »
well, this is a family blog, and i don't want to get too graphic... but think about a P between 2 buns....

go on...

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« Reply #2113 on: November 15, 2013, 02:56:23 PM »
If it looks anything like a sandwich don't.  It will cause untold damage.  I'm not even the same having had to contemplate it. 
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« Reply #2114 on: November 15, 2013, 02:58:21 PM »
my bad, guys.

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« Reply #2115 on: November 15, 2013, 03:00:13 PM »
i'm also inconclusive about who TEsticle state is.
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« Reply #2116 on: November 15, 2013, 03:02:10 PM »
everybody shut up and take pictures of your junk and post them on here so we can decide for ourselves what you're working with
No.  :frown:

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« Reply #2117 on: November 15, 2013, 03:02:25 PM »
i'm also inconclusive about who TEsticle state is.

Ball State
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« Reply #2118 on: November 15, 2013, 03:07:37 PM »
i'm also inconclusive about who TEsticle state is.

Ball State

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« Reply #2119 on: November 15, 2013, 03:20:32 PM »
i'm also inconclusive about who TEsticle state is.

Ball State

ha! i was definitely overthinking it.

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« Reply #2120 on: November 15, 2013, 03:22:52 PM »
i'm also inconclusive about who TEsticle state is.

Ball State

ha! i was definitely overthinking it.

yeah, i thought the TE was significant.
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« Reply #2121 on: November 15, 2013, 03:47:27 PM »
well, this is a family blog, and i don't want to get too graphic... but think about a P between 2 buns....

we're not into anal.

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« Reply #2122 on: November 15, 2013, 03:48:30 PM »
I really would never equate my P to a meat sandwich.     Meatsicle, maybe.

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« Reply #2123 on: November 15, 2013, 03:51:35 PM »
make it stop  :angry:

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« Reply #2124 on: November 15, 2013, 06:34:14 PM »
In law's first ever facebook post:

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Facebook you want to know what is on my mind. Let me tell you, my huskies are on my mind and our QB is a stud no matter what what that BG 10 dick lover Deson Horward says. He is a little bitch and did nothing but talk up TEsticle State's RB. Jordann made play after play to keep us in the game. Dismond eat my meat swandwich and go back to talking about the SEC. I am glad they showed our players going to class. BAMA's player go to class to get paid, LSU's running back goes to class to find his next 12 year old to rap and FSU's quater back could not get a hand job from a 20 year vet of the streets. You want to know the true meaning of a student athlete, than look at NIU!

Man, so much for easing in.