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« Reply #1925 on: October 11, 2013, 02:55:56 PM »
I had to dig into my unsubscribed pool but I found some!!  All from the same guy... 

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11:30 Last night A white van parked outside my home,1 man was walking down the road!! As I watched him he shot in the air (I think) and people we have had lots of breakin's on my road!! After hearing the shot I drew my 357 and fired 2 shot's in the van!! I had the sight's on the kid's head I squeezed the trigger and the gun MISFIRED!! Funny It never has before!!
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COOL COOL COOL some people are JUST TO COOL to know it!!!!I'm glad to know you all still have (I'm to cool for you games) FFFF*******CCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOOOUUUUUU
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Funny story... Not ten min. ago. A man with a clipboard came to my door!! As I looked outside I can see no car, truck, Ect. ( I live in no man's land) I did not answewr th edoor (just wanted to see what he was doing!! I washged him go from door to door (I have 3) he would knock once. Finally I answered the door! He said he was doing a survey And wanted to and a Question? I said shoot!! He asked who was living here I said ME!  He Asked How Long i said a little while!!This went on and on with stupid question's till he asked if I had any gun's!! My reply as I have one on my side non!!He said thanks for my time!!Walking off Ithought (He never asked MY NAME) I yelled at him to come back!!As he started my way he dropped the clipboard,And ran I go and retrieve it to see it was a blank piece of paper! I shot once in teh air and he stopped running A van Hauled ass from behind my tree's picked himup and GONE!! NICE THE 1 DAY I park my car in teh barn and the dorr's were shut. MY house was going to be robbed!!I should of just waited till the came in and well im Sure you all can figure out the rest!!!
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I thought I knew it all than  got to thinking!!! And relized I was right!!!
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #1926 on: October 11, 2013, 03:00:27 PM »
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S. I just listened to your phone msg.  I wouldn't "be happy" with me either... I went shitstorm bad person on everyone.  For, like, a week.  Mr. Hyde took over from Dr. Jekyl..  Thanks for calling W. on it.  I'll need to call him back sometime soon.  I owe him a visit.  When I drhink, I drink a about a shy liter of Evan with a route 44 of Diet Cherry Coke from Sonic (a block from my house) I have pissed off more friends that the Aggie Lounge group.. and have burned more bridges than the British in a campaign against the rebs.  I'm at whiskey and water now..(which should make you proud).  Whiskey weak and water strong.. My job leads have gotten better, so I hope not to be such an bad person anymore.  Should I just go on welfare with the other Dem voting block?

Just so I can get this straight... He is communicating with people using FB posts?  Does anyone write back?  Can we get a picture?
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« Reply #1927 on: October 11, 2013, 03:02:40 PM »
Make it stop!

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« Reply #1928 on: October 11, 2013, 03:12:23 PM »
Welp, looks like a lot of the posts have been deleted.  I'm not going to post the ones that are still up because of the racial slurs used.
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« Reply #1929 on: October 11, 2013, 03:15:55 PM »
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S. I just listened to your phone msg.  I wouldn't "be happy" with me either... I went shitstorm bad person on everyone.  For, like, a week.  Mr. Hyde took over from Dr. Jekyl..  Thanks for calling W. on it.  I'll need to call him back sometime soon.  I owe him a visit.  When I drhink, I drink a about a shy liter of Evan with a route 44 of Diet Cherry Coke from Sonic (a block from my house) I have pissed off more friends that the Aggie Lounge group.. and have burned more bridges than the British in a campaign against the rebs.  I'm at whiskey and water now..(which should make you proud).  Whiskey weak and water strong.. My job leads have gotten better, so I hope not to be such an bad person anymore.  Should I just go on welfare with the other Dem voting block?

Just so I can get this straight... He is communicating with people using FB posts?  Does anyone write back?  Can we get a picture?

Yes, he posts these on their pages and since we're all mutual fb friends I see them.  That's why a lot of his posts have been deleted by the people whose page he posted on.  There are still some really mumped up posts he made on his page but those I'm not going to share. 
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« Reply #1930 on: October 11, 2013, 03:19:44 PM »
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S. I just listened to your phone msg.  I wouldn't "be happy" with me either... I went shitstorm bad person on everyone.  For, like, a week.  Mr. Hyde took over from Dr. Jekyl..  Thanks for calling W. on it.  I'll need to call him back sometime soon.  I owe him a visit.  When I drhink, I drink a about a shy liter of Evan with a route 44 of Diet Cherry Coke from Sonic (a block from my house) I have pissed off more friends that the Aggie Lounge group.. and have burned more bridges than the British in a campaign against the rebs.  I'm at whiskey and water now..(which should make you proud).  Whiskey weak and water strong.. My job leads have gotten better, so I hope not to be such an bad person anymore.  Should I just go on welfare with the other Dem voting block?

Just so I can get this straight... He is communicating with people using FB posts?  Does anyone write back?  Can we get a picture?

Yes, he posts these on their pages and since we're all mutual fb friends I see them.  That's why a lot of his posts have been deleted by the people whose page he posted on.  There are still some really mumped up posts he made on his page but those I'm not going to share.

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« Reply #1931 on: October 11, 2013, 03:38:26 PM »
I had to dig into my unsubscribed pool but I found some!!  All from the same guy... 

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11:30 Last night A white van parked outside my home,1 man was walking down the road!! As I watched him he shot in the air (I think) and people we have had lots of breakin's on my road!! After hearing the shot I drew my 357 and fired 2 shot's in the van!! I had the sight's on the kid's head I squeezed the trigger and the gun MISFIRED!! Funny It never has before!!
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COOL COOL COOL some people are JUST TO COOL to know it!!!!I'm glad to know you all still have (I'm to cool for you games) FFFF*******CCCCCKKKK YYYYOOOOOOUUUUUU
  <-- posted the night of his 20th HS reunion   :cry:

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Funny story... Not ten min. ago. A man with a clipboard came to my door!! As I looked outside I can see no car, truck, Ect. ( I live in no man's land) I did not answewr th edoor (just wanted to see what he was doing!! I washged him go from door to door (I have 3) he would knock once. Finally I answered the door! He said he was doing a survey And wanted to and a Question? I said shoot!! He asked who was living here I said ME!  He Asked How Long i said a little while!!This went on and on with stupid question's till he asked if I had any gun's!! My reply as I have one on my side non!!He said thanks for my time!!Walking off Ithought (He never asked MY NAME) I yelled at him to come back!!As he started my way he dropped the clipboard,And ran I go and retrieve it to see it was a blank piece of paper! I shot once in teh air and he stopped running A van Hauled ass from behind my tree's picked himup and GONE!! NICE THE 1 DAY I park my car in teh barn and the dorr's were shut. MY house was going to be robbed!!I should of just waited till the came in and well im Sure you all can figure out the rest!!!
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I thought I knew it all than  got to thinking!!! And relized I was right!!!
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #1932 on: October 11, 2013, 04:34:47 PM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

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« Reply #1933 on: October 11, 2013, 05:11:19 PM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

Was there a guy in the air that I didn't know about?
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« Reply #1934 on: October 11, 2013, 05:46:08 PM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

Was there a guy in the air that I didn't know about?

maybe you missed the part where he aimed the gun at a guys head and pulled the trigger and it misfired?
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« Reply #1935 on: October 13, 2013, 06:56:08 PM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

Was there a guy in the air that I didn't know about?

maybe you missed the part where he aimed the gun at a guys head and pulled the trigger and it misfired?

I figured it was two different dudes.   Clipboard guy lives in the boonies but headshot guy has neighbors.   :dunno:

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« Reply #1936 on: October 13, 2013, 07:08:01 PM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

Was there a guy in the air that I didn't know about?

maybe you missed the part where he aimed the gun at a guys head and pulled the trigger and it misfired?

I figured it was two different dudes.   Clipboard guy lives in the boonies but headshot guy has neighbors.   :dunno:
the post says "All from the same guy..." also, living in "no mans land" is not living in the boonies.

why did you start being a horrible dumbass again? you took a long break from being this places biggest idiot but now you are back at it. seems strange.

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« Reply #1937 on: October 13, 2013, 07:10:07 PM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

Was there a guy in the air that I didn't know about?

maybe you missed the part where he aimed the gun at a guys head and pulled the trigger and it misfired?

I figured it was two different dudes.   Clipboard guy lives in the boonies but headshot guy has neighbors.   :dunno:
the post says "All from the same guy..." also, living in "no mans land" is not living in the boonies.

why did you start being a horrible dumbass again? you took a long break from being this places biggest idiot but now you are back at it. seems strange.

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« Reply #1938 on: October 14, 2013, 12:05:25 AM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

Was there a guy in the air that I didn't know about?

maybe you missed the part where he aimed the gun at a guys head and pulled the trigger and it misfired?

I figured it was two different dudes.   Clipboard guy lives in the boonies but headshot guy has neighbors.   :dunno:
the post says "All from the same guy..." also, living in "no mans land" is not living in the boonies.

why did you start being a horrible dumbass again? you took a long break from being this places biggest idiot but now you are back at it. seems strange.


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I missed the part about being from the same guy.   It's not my fault neither you nor that guy knows what no mans land means.  Seems like you wouldn't have many neighbors in no mans land.  :dunno:

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« Reply #1939 on: October 14, 2013, 08:50:07 AM »
The Oklahoma Panhandle is No Man's Land. Maybe some other places, too.

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« Reply #1940 on: October 14, 2013, 09:19:58 AM »
Wow that guy really tried to kill someone.

Was there a guy in the air that I didn't know about?

maybe you missed the part where he aimed the gun at a guys head and pulled the trigger and it misfired?

Yes.  For whatever reason I only read the big block.
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« Reply #1941 on: October 14, 2013, 08:59:58 PM »
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So at work there is a little convenience store where people scan and check themselves out. I decided to see what would happen if I put the back of my hand up to the scanner....

Apparently I ring up as a 20oz bottle of squirt and cost $1.49
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« Reply #1942 on: October 15, 2013, 12:57:09 PM »
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So at work there is a little convenience store where people scan and check themselves out. I decided to see what would happen if I put the back of my hand up to the scanner....

Apparently I ring up as a 20oz bottle of squirt and cost $1.49

It's been so long since I've had a Squirt that I can't remember if I liked it or not.

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« Reply #1943 on: October 15, 2013, 12:58:41 PM »
It's been so long since I've had a Squirt that I can't remember if I liked it or not.

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« Reply #1945 on: October 15, 2013, 02:46:06 PM »
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So at work there is a little convenience store where people scan and check themselves out. I decided to see what would happen if I put the back of my hand up to the scanner....

Apparently I ring up as a 20oz bottle of squirt and cost $1.49

It's been so long since I've had a Squirt that I can't remember if I liked it or not.

of course you liked it you weirdo

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« Reply #1946 on: October 15, 2013, 02:49:05 PM »
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« Reply #1948 on: October 15, 2013, 02:59:31 PM »
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So at work there is a little convenience store where people scan and check themselves out. I decided to see what would happen if I put the back of my hand up to the scanner....

Apparently I ring up as a 20oz bottle of squirt and cost $1.49

It's been so long since I've had a Squirt that I can't remember if I liked it or not.

of course you liked it you weirdo

I also would like to clarify this by saying, you are a weirdo for not remembering that you liked squirt, not because you liked it. You would be a weirdo if you didn't like squirt

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« Reply #1949 on: October 15, 2013, 03:31:04 PM »
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So at work there is a little convenience store where people scan and check themselves out. I decided to see what would happen if I put the back of my hand up to the scanner....

Apparently I ring up as a 20oz bottle of squirt and cost $1.49

It's been so long since I've had a Squirt that I can't remember if I liked it or not.

of course you liked it you weirdo

I also would like to clarify this by saying, you are a weirdo for not remembering that you liked squirt, not because you liked it. You would be a weirdo if you didn't like squirt

I mean, I like the occasional Mt Dew but it's certainly not my favorite.  I do distinctly remember enjoying Mello Yello but I was just a kid then so I feel like my tastes have changed since then.