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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #1676 on: August 13, 2013, 10:32:47 AM »
lol danny

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« Reply #1677 on: August 13, 2013, 10:33:43 AM »
Alisha 32 minutes ago near Overland Park •
Apparently, after something was brought to my attention, I live in Arkansas. Didn't know it was acceptable for a sister to hook up with a guy that u just did within a weeks time! ?#?gross?
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As they say in church, please pray for our dearly Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) brothers and sisters
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Gross....
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I think its only Arkansas if u are the one hooking up with your sister!
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Tmi
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Maybe Danny Pasternack, but it HAS to be said bc for two ppl to do that is morally wrong on every level possible!
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You should just call your sister
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Alisha
I have tried. They both won't respond and they've both blocked me on fb. I'm obviously the bad guy here..
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Ty
This is getting good.....
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Hey Bret Williamson, wanna get together this wknd?? J/k j/k
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ALISHA!
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Maybe you'll both get pregnant. That would be hilarious.
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« Reply #1678 on: August 13, 2013, 10:39:11 AM »
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« Reply #1679 on: August 13, 2013, 10:46:13 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

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« Reply #1680 on: August 13, 2013, 10:51:42 AM »
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« Reply #1681 on: August 13, 2013, 10:53:47 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"


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« Reply #1682 on: August 13, 2013, 10:55:19 AM »
Sorry guys... Like siblings and not like  :opcat:
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« Reply #1683 on: August 13, 2013, 10:56:00 AM »
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« Reply #1684 on: August 13, 2013, 10:57:50 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"

but then the arkansas thing would've made no sense. come on you guys this isn't that hard. also i like this danny character. i bet he has a few more responses up his sleeve. don't let me down danny pasternack. also i like how she refers and responds to people by using their first and last names. very professional.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2013, 11:03:08 AM by rick daris »

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« Reply #1685 on: August 13, 2013, 11:02:23 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"

but then the arkansas thing would've made no sense. come on you guys this isn't that hard. also i like this danny character. i best he has a few more responses up his sleeve. don't let me down danny pasternack. also i like how she refers and responds to people by using their first and last names. very professional.

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« Reply #1686 on: August 13, 2013, 11:03:23 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"

but then the arkansas thing would've made no sense. come on you guys this isn't that hard. also i like this danny character. i best he has a few more responses up his sleeve. don't let me down danny pasternack. also i like how she refers and responds to people by using their first and last names. very professional.

danny and I have 5 mutuals

get him to post here

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« Reply #1687 on: August 13, 2013, 11:06:46 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"

but then the arkansas thing would've made no sense. come on you guys this isn't that hard. also i like this danny character. i bet he has a few more responses up his sleeve. don't let me down danny pasternack. also i like how she refers and responds to people by using their first and last names. very professional.

it still doesn't make sense, unless he's their brother.

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« Reply #1688 on: August 13, 2013, 11:10:45 AM »
was it Ashlin?   I can TOTS see it being Ashlin.

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« Reply #1689 on: August 13, 2013, 11:11:34 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"

but then the arkansas thing would've made no sense. come on you guys this isn't that hard. also i like this danny character. i bet he has a few more responses up his sleeve. don't let me down danny pasternack. also i like how she refers and responds to people by using their first and last names. very professional.

it still doesn't make sense, unless he's their brother.

Like from the same vagina brother or like Malcom X brother?

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« Reply #1690 on: August 13, 2013, 11:13:10 AM »
man, look at mikey and emo go

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« Reply #1691 on: August 13, 2013, 11:13:17 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"

but then the arkansas thing would've made no sense. come on you guys this isn't that hard. also i like this danny character. i bet he has a few more responses up his sleeve. don't let me down danny pasternack. also i like how she refers and responds to people by using their first and last names. very professional.

it still doesn't make sense, unless he's their brother.

Like from the same vagina brother or like Malcom X brother?

same vagina, natch

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« Reply #1692 on: August 13, 2013, 11:13:28 AM »
No, Mikey asked a valid question.

the phrasing of "a sister" begged the question.   I would think if it was a blood sister, she would have said "my sister"

but then the arkansas thing would've made no sense. come on you guys this isn't that hard. also i like this danny character. i bet he has a few more responses up his sleeve. don't let me down danny pasternack. also i like how she refers and responds to people by using their first and last names. very professional.

it still doesn't make sense, unless he's their brother.

yes, but she thinks it does so that's all that matters. also, it was not rocket science to figure out with 100% certainty what was going on but your inability to accurately assess the situation without hand holding and second guessing has me bewildered. absolutely bewildered. so just shut up already so we can get back to reading more pasternack quips instead of having to explain third grade plot points to you in excrutiatingly detailed fashion.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2013, 11:17:59 AM by rick daris »

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« Reply #1693 on: August 13, 2013, 11:22:10 AM »
I thought she sounded black on Facebook :dunno:
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #1694 on: August 13, 2013, 11:29:24 AM »
Let me blow your mind here:  Alisha is a nun.

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« Reply #1695 on: August 13, 2013, 11:34:56 AM »
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« Reply #1696 on: August 13, 2013, 11:51:24 AM »
Let me blow your mind here:  Alisha is a nun.

Jesus take the wheel
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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« Reply #1697 on: August 13, 2013, 12:20:40 PM »
Alisha 32 minutes ago near Overland Park •
Apparently, after something was brought to my attention, I live in Arkansas. Didn't know it was acceptable for a sister to hook up with a guy that u just did within a weeks time! ?#?gross?
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Chris
As they say in church, please pray for our dearly Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) brothers and sisters
Like • 1 • 31 minutes ago

Ty
Gross....
Like • 1 • 30 minutes ago

Heidi
I think its only Arkansas if u are the one hooking up with your sister!
Like • 2 • 29 minutes ago

Danny
Tmi
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Alisha
Maybe Danny Pasternack, but it HAS to be said bc for two ppl to do that is morally wrong on every level possible!
Like • 10 minutes ago

Danny
You should just call your sister
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Alisha
I have tried. They both won't respond and they've both blocked me on fb. I'm obviously the bad guy here..
Like • 6 minutes ago

Ty
This is getting good.....
Like • 5 minutes ago

Alisha
Hey Bret Williamson, wanna get together this wknd?? J/k j/k
Like • 4 minutes ago

Kyla
ALISHA!
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Danny
Maybe you'll both get pregnant. That would be hilarious.
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Alisha
Negative.

Brett Badger
This guy should go for the hat trick!
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« Reply #1698 on: August 13, 2013, 03:36:23 PM »
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    Aaron
    Found a paper today which reminds me how much of a piece of crap Gary komp is..... And I hopsomeone tells him him, if not I'll gladly tell it this face..... Found a paper which reminds me how much of a rough ridin' liar he is an another thing, and this is the most important, if he's anything like his sons, which genetics tells me he is, he better use his management position to compensate for what he doesn't have in his pants... Plus if he knew half the crap of what the women say about him after he flirts with them he wouldn't do it as much...... Also another thing..... I may not have been all that in sports in high school, but what does sports get his kids now? I'm never Goin to outgrow my nickname of donkey,
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 Seeing as all his sons are chiropractors.. I would say it got them pretty far
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    Aaron
 Yeah because mommy and daddy paid the way through... I've had to work for everything I've had
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    Aaron
 Plus I don't care any more, I've got a bigger dick than all of you anyway
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    Nick
Lets think about this.. Okay Gary earned his store.. His sons earned there degrees.. Then you talk about earning everything you have., then bring up something you didn't earn.. (Your apparent dick size) lol
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    Aaron
Earned his store my ass, he has no management skills what so ever.... Have you ever worked for him? And another thing... Chiropractors aren't even real doctors.... And another thing nick, you can't spell for crap learn the difference between there and their....
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Aaron
 And you know what else nick, I am insanely hung.... If I didn't have that going for me., I wouldn't get laid as much as I do because I'm ugly as hell
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 Hahaha okay Aaron.. Have a good one bud
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 Delusion Level: expert
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Josh
 If everyone thought getting laid and having a huge dick was the true measure of merit in this world, we would still be living in caves.
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Aaron
 Oh yeah if having big male genitals means nothing, then why am I so popular? Nick your a dumb rough ridin' lummox who's a prime example of brainsand brawn don't go together.....
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« Reply #1699 on: August 13, 2013, 06:45:22 PM »
I like this big dick Aaron guy.  He's got it all figured out. 
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.