Author Topic: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown (Read 530842 times)

puniraptor · « **Reply #1625 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:05:55 PM »

omfg

Tobias · « **Reply #1626 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:07:29 PM »

holy crap

'taterblast · « **Reply #1627 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:07:58 PM »

AbeFroman wins the thread

felix rex · « **Reply #1628 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:08:42 PM »

I was already laughing at the "mexican girl" reference and then the decision to run it past the folks at the shoe store, and then I see the pic

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #1629 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:24:08 PM »

the beard says hey everyone, im a little rough around the edges...but the eyebrows say so much more...

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #1630 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:31:35 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on July 08, 2013, 06:01:42 PM

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I am so rough ridin' mad right now words do not explain. So I am at the nail salon while my girlfriend and grandma are getting their nails done. Lady asked me if I wanted to get my eyebrows done so I said sure. I have had them done before and she is a professional right, why be worried. Are you rough ridin' kidding me. She did them so bad I look like a 15 yr old Mexican girl who draws them on. I showed these people at the shoe store and they laughed so hard I am sick. Thank God I have my hat so i can just wear it way down on my face. Words do not express my anger. eff you lady!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q82/946561_626520004033402_2141893691_n.jpg

LOL

pissclams · « **Reply #1631 on:** July 08, 2013, 06:54:29 PM »

steve dave · « **Reply #1632 on:** July 08, 2013, 07:32:50 PM »

Kat Kid · « **Reply #1633 on:** July 09, 2013, 12:49:33 AM »

Woke my wife up for that one. She was like:

Oh well.

felix rex · « **Reply #1634 on:** July 09, 2013, 08:49:10 AM »

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Sister of a girl I used to date fell in love with/married a Muslim dude from Cyprus. She moved there and decided she didn't like it/him and tried to leave and he forcefully kept her from leaving, but she eventually got out. They're divorced now and she's only 24ish. But she's a real-estate agent so if you guys are looking to buy or sell let me know and I'll make sure you don't use her because wow she's a rough ridin' airhead.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1635 on:** July 09, 2013, 08:50:14 AM »

jtksu · « **Reply #1636 on:** July 09, 2013, 12:21:58 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on July 09, 2013, 08:49:10 AM

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Sister of a girl I used to date fell in love with/married a Muslim dude from Cyprus. She moved there and decided she didn't like it/him and tried to leave and he forcefully kept her from leaving, but she eventually got out. They're divorced now and she's only 24ish. But she's a real-estate agent so if you guys are looking to buy or sell let me know and I'll make sure you don't use her because wow she's a rough ridin' airhead.

That all seems like very pertinent information to me.

steve dave · « **Reply #1637 on:** July 13, 2013, 03:34:38 PM »

pretty sure she's insinuating she's nice and gets treated poorly. in real life she's super mean.

Rams · « **Reply #1638 on:** July 13, 2013, 03:38:36 PM »

"people" seems like a weird word to emphasize there

0.42 · « **Reply #1639 on:** July 13, 2013, 04:55:29 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 13, 2013, 03:34:38 PM

pretty sure she's insinuating she's nice and gets treated poorly. in real life she's super mean.

I really like how that's supposed to come off as wise life advice.

kim carnes · « **Reply #1640 on:** July 13, 2013, 05:03:56 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 13, 2013, 03:34:38 PM

pretty sure she's insinuating she's nice and gets treated poorly. in real life she's super mean.

Maybe she's trying to justify her being mean all the time.

felix rex · « **Reply #1641 on:** July 13, 2013, 11:54:32 PM »

Maybe it's a mission statement?

jtksu · « **Reply #1642 on:** July 14, 2013, 01:33:50 AM »

Quote from: Rams on July 13, 2013, 03:38:36 PM

"people" seems like a weird word to emphasize there

Probably a super deep quote from a famed mind. The Greeks were huge on fontification.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #1643 on:** July 17, 2013, 12:08:46 AM »

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If I ever get a tat it'll probably be something ku

From a kid who dropped out of Juco.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #1644 on:** July 17, 2013, 12:24:25 AM »

eastcat · « **Reply #1645 on:** July 23, 2013, 10:09:20 AM »

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Cara M******
Heroin vs Clean. Oh God im never going back...sorry if this offends anyone just tryna make a statement...ITS NOT good out there and never will be

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1646 on:** July 23, 2013, 10:11:59 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 29, 2012, 06:22:37 PM

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Eating at xxxxxx xxxxx and trying to smell the cute waiter

So where was she eating sd?

'taterblast · « **Reply #1647 on:** July 24, 2013, 08:21:40 PM »

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So when it's my time to pick up my daughter from her mother she latches onto her and cries for jests and doesn't want to leave with me and will kick and scream even though 5 minutes in the car she's talking about tractors and clouds. Any advice on my part to help make an easier transaction? I just get so upset and hurt when she doesn't want to come w daddy when we have so much fun together I just don't get it. Help?

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #1648 on:** July 25, 2013, 03:14:09 PM »

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oh yeah I yuste to love her but I had to killer her... no. it's I want to pill the skin from your face. no
oh yeah the if time she took me back I praised god then she was .back with him in 3 days. seconed time it lasted 2 days

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3rz time was a week after I moved back to my no catholic exeppting dad's and Jude just hates Catholics cuz the wrong. just ask her. lol. well a few week into love I drove up July 3 to suppprice her and spend the 4with her. when I got. their she wasn't home she was out rough ridin' her other man. so I drove back that night and promised myself I was done getting my heart broke

There were a couple of other posts, all right in a row, but they were becoming less intelligible.

EllRobersonisInnocent · « **Reply #1649 on:** July 26, 2013, 09:34:52 AM »

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Well...we definitely have a Marley on our hands. This morning Cooper decided it would be a good idea to eat my wedding band and bend my engagement ring! Looks like the next few days of my life will consist of sifting through his crap....happy f'ing Friday to me! UGH!

UGH!!!