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[star seed 7]

Just noticed that "psychology" has been spelled wrong in education part of my profile for probably 8 years.
Wow

[Cartierfor3]

not being sexist

Question: Is it just me or do female Prius drivers not only want to reduce their own carbon footprint, or do they want to reduce everyone's carbon footprint?   not being sexist but in the past several years just about every time i get stuck behind a prius, it's a woman with her face all up in the rear view looking back and slowing down.

[Winters]

THERE WAS A HUGE BULL SNAKE IN THE ROAD THEN IT UNHAPPILY WENT INTO OUR BUSHES... ITS EITHER IN MY BACK YARD OR THE NIEGHBORS YARD ... EITHER WAY SNAKES ARE DISGUSTING ... AND I STILL HAVE CCHILLS AND SLITHERS DOWN MY BACK..... ( I FREAKED OUT SOOO BAD )

[Winters]

Our lawnmower pal hasn't had a good summer. 

Well guys I have some good news! My chicken pox scabs are almost gone! Thoughout the last few days I've found scabs all over my bed and after drying myself off in the shower! Yep, and after a 1 week break of staying indoors I've got a lot of catching up to do with my mowing business! This week is going to be a pain in the ass but what can I say, I needed a vacation so I guess my prayers were answered! There is, however, something I would like to say: the chicken pox was the worst experience I've ever had in my life! I hope nobody olderv than 21 has to go through it! It didn't feel like a vacation, it felt like torture! I kept asking my mom why she couldn't just give me the darn shot but she told me there's abortion related stuff in it! Here's something I find rather upsetting! I went down to the hospital to find out if I can get a cream or an allergy shot for the chicken pox and guess what they did? They gave my mom a sheet of paper telling her what chicken pox is! Like she didn't know what chicken pox is! What a bunch of stupid pansies! I clearly wasted my time showing up at the clinic and wasted my dads money as well! So I searched on the internet about some old remedies to help treat it and found out that using an oatmeal bath would help clear up my blisters faster and it sure did! Also I used irish spring soap to help dry up the blisters quicker! My neighbor told me her husband had the chicken pox in his late 20's and it lasted 1 month! The doctor at the clinic told me my case is considered severe for my age! But to be honest this town needs a real doctor! There's Dr. SillyFace who is considered a crazy strange mad scientist and doesn't treat a patent the right way! Then there's the clinic! A very nice looking place but all filled with inexperienced doctors and nurses! They are becoming lazier there too! Using computer technology over the good old fashioned paperwork! And yet it's starting to get very expensive just to visit the doctor as it is! So yeah, this city can definitely use a good old fashioned doctor! Hopefully I can help someday in the future if I can somehow get to college! Maybe if someone else is planning to get their masters degree we both can help build a new hospital here in town!

[OK_Cat]

so many layers

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Our lawnmower pal hasn't had a good summer. 

Well guys I have some good news! My chicken pox scabs are almost gone! Thoughout the last few days I've found scabs all over my bed and after drying myself off in the shower! Yep, and after a 1 week break of staying indoors I've got a lot of catching up to do with my mowing business! This week is going to be a pain in the ass but what can I say, I needed a vacation so I guess my prayers were answered! There is, however, something I would like to say: the chicken pox was the worst experience I've ever had in my life! I hope nobody olderv than 21 has to go through it! It didn't feel like a vacation, it felt like torture! I kept asking my mom why she couldn't just give me the darn shot but she told me there's abortion related stuff in it! Here's something I find rather upsetting! I went down to the hospital to find out if I can get a cream or an allergy shot for the chicken pox and guess what they did? They gave my mom a sheet of paper telling her what chicken pox is! Like she didn't know what chicken pox is! What a bunch of stupid pansies! I clearly wasted my time showing up at the clinic and wasted my dads money as well! So I searched on the internet about some old remedies to help treat it and found out that using an oatmeal bath would help clear up my blisters faster and it sure did! Also I used irish spring soap to help dry up the blisters quicker! My neighbor told me her husband had the chicken pox in his late 20's and it lasted 1 month! The doctor at the clinic told me my case is considered severe for my age! But to be honest this town needs a real doctor! There's Dr. SillyFace who is considered a crazy strange mad scientist and doesn't treat a patent the right way! Then there's the clinic! A very nice looking place but all filled with inexperienced doctors and nurses! They are becoming lazier there too! Using computer technology over the good old fashioned paperwork! And yet it's starting to get very expensive just to visit the doctor as it is! So yeah, this city can definitely use a good old fashioned doctor! Hopefully I can help someday in the future if I can somehow get to college! Maybe if someone else is planning to get their masters degree we both can help build a new hospital here in town!

how unfortunate!   I hope he gets better!  yolo!

[slobber]

Our lawnmower pal hasn't had a good summer. 

Well guys I have some good news! My chicken pox scabs are almost gone! Thoughout the last few days I've found scabs all over my bed and after drying myself off in the shower! Yep, and after a 1 week break of staying indoors I've got a lot of catching up to do with my mowing business! This week is going to be a pain in the ass but what can I say, I needed a vacation so I guess my prayers were answered! There is, however, something I would like to say: the chicken pox was the worst experience I've ever had in my life! I hope nobody olderv than 21 has to go through it! It didn't feel like a vacation, it felt like torture! I kept asking my mom why she couldn't just give me the darn shot but she told me there's abortion related stuff in it! Here's something I find rather upsetting! I went down to the hospital to find out if I can get a cream or an allergy shot for the chicken pox and guess what they did? They gave my mom a sheet of paper telling her what chicken pox is! Like she didn't know what chicken pox is! What a bunch of stupid pansies! I clearly wasted my time showing up at the clinic and wasted my dads money as well! So I searched on the internet about some old remedies to help treat it and found out that using an oatmeal bath would help clear up my blisters faster and it sure did! Also I used irish spring soap to help dry up the blisters quicker! My neighbor told me her husband had the chicken pox in his late 20's and it lasted 1 month! The doctor at the clinic told me my case is considered severe for my age! But to be honest this town needs a real doctor! There's Dr. SillyFace who is considered a crazy strange mad scientist and doesn't treat a patent the right way! Then there's the clinic! A very nice looking place but all filled with inexperienced doctors and nurses! They are becoming lazier there too! Using computer technology over the good old fashioned paperwork! And yet it's starting to get very expensive just to visit the doctor as it is! So yeah, this city can definitely use a good old fashioned doctor! Hopefully I can help someday in the future if I can somehow get to college! Maybe if someone else is planning to get their masters degree we both can help build a new hospital here in town!

"Good old fashioned paperwork is the best way!" That's what I always say!

[pissclams]

so many layers

his ending the paragraph with 18 straight exclamation points really wore me out

[420seriouscat69]

There's no way anyone is writing a status update that long. NO WAY!

[steve dave]

There's no way anyone is writing a status update that long. NO WAY!

I like that this is our guy wackycat's takeaway 

[Institutional Control]

There's no way anyone is writing a status update that long. NO WAY!

I like that this is our guy wackycat's takeaway 

There you go. Picking on Wackycat again. 

[CNS]

This guy is better at this than anyone here is.

Just fantastic.

[jtksu]

Abortion related stuff in a chicken pox shot?!   

[star seed 7]

Abortion related stuff in a chicken pox shot?!

this was my favorite part as well, but after googling it, it's kind of true.  the vatican even released a statement in 2005 telling catholics it's ok to get aborted tissue vaccines because the public safety component outweighs the immorality of the vaccine's origin.  weird stuff.

[CNS]

Abortion related stuff in a chicken pox shot?!

this was my favorite part as well, but after googling it, it's kind of true.  the vatican even released a statement in 2005 telling catholics it's ok to get aborted tissue vaccines because the public safety component outweighs the immorality of the vaccine's origin.  weird stuff.

Oh man, we could pit it up in this thread big time based off of that vatican statement for like all off season.

Using abortions to help with an itchy rash? 

condoms to help reduce aids in africa?  Nope! 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Our lawnmower pal hasn't had a good summer. 

Well guys I have some good news! My chicken pox scabs are almost gone! Thoughout the last few days I've found scabs all over my bed and after drying myself off in the shower! Yep, and after a 1 week break of staying indoors I've got a lot of catching up to do with my mowing business! This week is going to be a pain in the ass but what can I say, I needed a vacation so I guess my prayers were answered! There is, however, something I would like to say: the chicken pox was the worst experience I've ever had in my life! I hope nobody olderv than 21 has to go through it! It didn't feel like a vacation, it felt like torture! I kept asking my mom why she couldn't just give me the darn shot but she told me there's abortion related stuff in it! Here's something I find rather upsetting! I went down to the hospital to find out if I can get a cream or an allergy shot for the chicken pox and guess what they did? They gave my mom a sheet of paper telling her what chicken pox is! Like she didn't know what chicken pox is! What a bunch of stupid pansies! I clearly wasted my time showing up at the clinic and wasted my dads money as well! So I searched on the internet about some old remedies to help treat it and found out that using an oatmeal bath would help clear up my blisters faster and it sure did! Also I used irish spring soap to help dry up the blisters quicker! My neighbor told me her husband had the chicken pox in his late 20's and it lasted 1 month! The doctor at the clinic told me my case is considered severe for my age! But to be honest this town needs a real doctor! There's Dr. SillyFace who is considered a crazy strange mad scientist and doesn't treat a patent the right way! Then there's the clinic! A very nice looking place but all filled with inexperienced doctors and nurses! They are becoming lazier there too! Using computer technology over the good old fashioned paperwork! And yet it's starting to get very expensive just to visit the doctor as it is! So yeah, this city can definitely use a good old fashioned doctor! Hopefully I can help someday in the future if I can somehow get to college! Maybe if someone else is planning to get their masters degree we both can help build a new hospital here in town!

"Good old fashioned paperwork is the best way!" That's what I always say!

The only thing he's missing is a "Thanks, Obama!" thrown in there somewhere.

[Kat Kid]

hemmorrhoids are really not fun, anyone got any good tips?

  from a high school ex girlfriend 

[slobber]

hemmorrhoids are really not fun, anyone got any good tips?

  from a high school ex girlfriend 

Tell her to stop having babies.

[MeatSauce]

I don't understand why everyone complains about the fireworks they only happen once a year and for a week to celebrate out countries independence. If you don't like our country enough to celebrate its independence then leave and go somewhere else to live cause we don't want you here anyways.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

I don't understand why everyone complains about the fireworks they only happen once a year and for a week to celebrate out countries independence. If you don't like our country enough to celebrate its independence then leave and go somewhere else to live cause we don't want you here anyways.

holy runon sentence batman

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

I don't understand why everyone complains about the fireworks they only happen once a year and for a week to celebrate out countries independence. If you don't like our country enough to celebrate its independence then leave and go somewhere else to live cause we don't want you here anyways.

holy runon sentence batman

There's 2 sentences

[michigancat]

Does anybody have any race fuel

[AbeFroman]

Thousands of more bees have died. Please do anything you can to help, plant bee friendly plants, be more environmentally friendly especially reducing air pollutants and reduce the insecticides you use. Bees are extremely important and this world cannot function without them. No bees, no humanity!!

Millions, actually.
36 minutes ago via mobile

crap, now I'm crying even more

I thought her reply was a joke, but apparently it isn't 

[Winters]

Doctor Oz is a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) and anybody who watches his show will die from listening to his BS

[AbeFroman]

I am so rough ridin' mad right now words do not explain. So I am at the nail salon while my girlfriend and grandma are getting their nails done. Lady asked me if I wanted to get my eyebrows done so I said sure. I have had them done before and she is a professional right, why be worried. Are you rough ridin' kidding me. She did them so bad I look like a 15 yr old Mexican girl who draws them on. I showed these people at the shoe store and they laughed so hard I am sick. Thank God I have my hat so i can just wear it way down on my face. Words do not express my anger. eff you lady!

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