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Ok so last night i get in an arguement with this chick about having a ghetto booty, and how i always get called out on it. Homegirl refused to give in, and tried to assure me I'm good and its normal. So while swimming with my friends daughters today they tell me how i have a girl butt and started mimicking me and strutting around the pool with the whole one butt checks raises every time i take a step with the corresponding leg, lmao, leave it to a 6 & 8yr old to call me out, and show me what it looks like:-)
QuoteOk so last night i get in an arguement with this chick about having a ghetto booty, and how i always get called out on it. Homegirl refused to give in, and tried to assure me I'm good and its normal. So while swimming with my friends daughters today they tell me how i have a girl butt and started mimicking me and strutting around the pool with the whole one butt checks raises every time i take a step with the corresponding leg, lmao, leave it to a 6 & 8yr old to call me out, and show me what it looks like:-)lmao
Red lobster biscuits sounds so good right about now...I better go chop up some grass! Meep!
If it were up to me, Wintz would be on a fan scholarship, full ride.
QuoteRed lobster biscuits sounds so good right about now...I better go chop up some grass! Meep!
Dear Father, here is the obligatory Facebook shout out that you will never see: your parenting skills are crap. You have taught me how to cuss like a sailor, a skill which you perpetuate in daily phone calls; to defend myself and others from the ignorance of assholes with such disdain that I am, then, the bad person; that it is perfectly reasonable to get fall down drunk any day of the week as long as I have a DD and make it to work the next day; and an interminable list of other despicable life lessons which will be included in my memoir (written during my stint at Betty Ford.). Thankfully, you grill the best goddamn steak in the world and watch old westerns with me until midnight. I Love you, Dad.
Dark picture but that's my girlfriend's car parked at her exes house. Well, ex-girlfriend.
Quote from: Hometown Facebooker on June 16, 2013, 12:48:09 PMDark picture but that's my girlfriend's car parked at her exes house. Well, ex-girlfriend.with grainy pic and girl tagged... hilarity ensues on comments
Quote from: Shooter Jones on June 19, 2013, 09:59:03 PMQuote from: Hometown Facebooker on June 16, 2013, 12:48:09 PMDark picture but that's my girlfriend's car parked at her exes house. Well, ex-girlfriend.with grainy pic and girl tagged... hilarity ensues on commentsAwesome
unemployment phone interview supposed to be today between 8am and noon, now its 1030, wish I was still asleep...
Quoteunemployment phone interview supposed to be today between 8am and noon, now its 1030, wish I was still asleep...
Okay LADIES.. long post, but riddle me this: So about a week and a half ago (2 fridays ago to be exact), a certain girl and I were doing some eye flirting across the bar. It was karaoke night, so I paid the DJamer off to let me go on right after her. I then dedicated the song to her and KILLED IT. The whole bar was up dancing and singing with me. Afterward, we exchanged numbers.. she CALLS ME the next day. I was out of town for the weekend and then starting a new job. So friday I texted her. No response. Saturday I kicked it into high gear and she responded, "haha you're funny. call me tomorrow." So I did. We had a nice 15 minute conversation and made plans to get coffee for tonight.. I was supposed to call her on my way home from work but I didn't because she ignored my text after our conversation on sunday, "what's your last name?" (wanted to look her up on fb), she ignored my text from monday "are you a heat fan or a spurs fan?" and then my text from last night "Well, if you're a heat fan, I feel bad for you right now!" (the heat were up 5 points with 28 seconds left!). I even texted her after the game, "nevermind. spoke to quick. btw, you suck at texting." -- so all this leads me to believe she's not interested in even something as harmless as a 15 minute coffee. So I didn't call her... just now I get a text, "I knew you were going to blow me off" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? What is wrong with the female population in florida? GAMES GAMES GAMES
Too bad kim and kanye's baby wasn't named "stillborn"! Oh and please direct all hatefull reply messages to my receptionist...who's on vacation...so promptly....eff off
QuoteToo bad kim and kanye's baby wasn't named "stillborn"! Oh and please direct all hatefull reply messages to my receptionist...who's on vacation...so promptly....eff off
North West is just as ridiculous as Stillborn West, imo
I went to 4 different elementary schools, 1 middle school & 4 different highschools. that's 9 different schools in 12 years.. just a fun fact. and explanation to why I have no lifelong friends. no biggie.
Quote from: Stevesie60 on June 21, 2013, 11:21:54 AMQuoteToo bad kim and kanye's baby wasn't named "stillborn"! Oh and please direct all hatefull reply messages to my receptionist...who's on vacation...so promptly....eff offstarted off pretty bad but really picked up steam on the back end.
Come on San Antonio...surprise me and pull out a win tonight
