facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Not FB but should go in this thread.

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my truck outside the garage and then hide in the dog crate in the bed so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching in the crate, that I accidentally smashed the screen on my iphone.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I just take it back to the Sprint store?

    

[RickRampus]

Here's the mower I paid $150 for. It's gonna need a few belts to drive the blades but it'll work for now. Btw its front wheel drive, 8 hp, and a 32 inch deck so yeah...what a beast. Lol

maybe this belongs in the shame yourself thread, but young RR used to mow a cemetary with one of those things, basically a first generation, zero-turn type thing that would get stuck if you dropped the front wheel into a four inch divot.  think they're called Big Mows 

Did it say Swisher Mfg or Warrensburg, MO any where on the Big Mow?

def said swisher on it somewhere

[kslim]

pretty good one EMO

['taterblast]

Good advice from my doctor...at my age, should I remain courageous?

There is a medical distinction between guts and balls.

We've all heard of people having guts or having balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is NO difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.

[puniraptor]

eff fakes, yo!
 U seriously gon sit there & pretend to be cool w me then turn around & talk crap to her bout me?!
 Lol, u really think it ain't gon get to me? It has before..why wouldn't it now?
 Def eliminating these lames from my life! So if I ain't hittin u bk up- now u know why!

[Winters]

There is a slight chance St.Marys will receive half dollar size hail from this growling storm within the next 30 minutes from now. Make sure to put your vehicle in a garage or put a sheet of plywood over your windshield and back window to protect your windows from cracking or shattering.

This post was made at 330 last night

[SEK_EMAW]

There is a slight chance St.Marys will receive half dollar size hail from this growling storm within the next 30 minutes from now. Make sure to put your vehicle in a garage or put a sheet of plywood over your windshield and back window to protect your windows from cracking or shattering.

This post was made at 330 last night

Probably figured everybody was up watching the Royals win.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Good advice from my doctor...at my age, should I remain courageous?

There is a medical distinction between guts and balls.

We've all heard of people having guts or having balls. But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is NO difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.

 

[AbeFroman]

Not a post but I just got this message from some guy on my friend's list. Looks like he sent it to his entire friends list:

Gentlemen, you may receive a link from an asian hussy I was once acquainted with who took it upon herself to record my "entertaining her". I suggested she not send it, but unbeknownst to me it may well happen. If you do receive a message with a youtube link from a "random asian lady" please be sure to ignore it else you might get a shocking view of my rather engorged rod and lost looking face.
I hope this is far more amusing and entertaining for you than it is for me. Consider this fore warning, and my resolve to only whack off in private from now on. This video may be lucky enough one day to wind up on some porn site. The things one does for kicks!

[ChiComCat]

Not a post but I just got this message from some guy on my friend's list. Looks like he sent it to his entire friends list:

Gentlemen, you may receive a link from an asian hussy I was once acquainted with who took it upon herself to record my "entertaining her". I suggested she not send it, but unbeknownst to me it may well happen. If you do receive a message with a youtube link from a "random asian lady" please be sure to ignore it else you might get a shocking view of my rather engorged rod and lost looking face.
I hope this is far more amusing and entertaining for you than it is for me. Consider this fore warning, and my resolve to only whack off in private from now on. This video may be lucky enough one day to wind up on some porn site. The things one does for kicks!

I read an article about that.  Asian whores are having cyber sex with people, video taping the other person, and then blackmailing them with it.

[Unruly]

Not a post but I just got this message from some guy on my friend's list. Looks like he sent it to his entire friends list:

Gentlemen, you may receive a link from an asian hussy I was once acquainted with who took it upon herself to record my "entertaining her". I suggested she not send it, but unbeknownst to me it may well happen. If you do receive a message with a youtube link from a "random asian lady" please be sure to ignore it else you might get a shocking view of my rather engorged rod and lost looking face.
I hope this is far more amusing and entertaining for you than it is for me. Consider this fore warning, and my resolve to only whack off in private from now on. This video may be lucky enough one day to wind up on some porn site. The things one does for kicks!

Holy crap.

 

[puniraptor]

ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCES

[Rage Against the McKee]

That Asian whore sounds pretty ruthless. This is going to be a valuable life lesson for Abe's friend.

[420seriouscat69]

ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCES

[star seed 7]

Not a post but I just got this message from some guy on my friend's list. Looks like he sent it to his entire friends list:

Gentlemen, you may receive a link from an asian hussy I was once acquainted with who took it upon herself to record my "entertaining her". I suggested she not send it, but unbeknownst to me it may well happen. If you do receive a message with a youtube link from a "random asian lady" please be sure to ignore it else you might get a shocking view of my rather engorged rod and lost looking face.
I hope this is far more amusing and entertaining for you than it is for me. Consider this fore warning, and my resolve to only whack off in private from now on. This video may be lucky enough one day to wind up on some porn site. The things one does for kicks!

this has to be the most boss way to handle this though.

[mocat]

non-stop whiskey tango entertainment from this broad:

I hate when people exclude you from something that you really were excited to be a part of. It really sucks to see all the videos and pictures of the performance...

I need Waffle House to deliver right across the street! lol

An all nighter with no Dr Pepper is not a good idea!

Wow...so the Royals game just finished! lol

The fun thing about posting statuses at 4am is that I don't have to worry about annoying anybody with my BS! haha

Absolutely hate this feeling...

sure know how to pick 'em, don't I?! smh

That moment when you open your fortune cookie and read the 'words of wisdom' written on the tiny piece of paper, then you think "What is this BS?!"

Ladies (and I guess this could apply for the gents too)...If you are going to post a pic showing off how much weight you've lost, please make sure people can't tell that you're sucking your gut in! LOL

OMG! I found a salon that has daycare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh happy day!

My fb is jacked up! It won't load everything on the page, but sometimes it goes back to normal! UGH!

Hate getting mixed communication from people...Just say what you really mean and quit confusing me! I do happen to be a well educated person, so I can understand most any concept...but I am NOT a mind reader!

[Mr Bread]

i bet she enjoys a good dollar dance

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

i bet she enjoys a good dollar dance

Yeah, dollar dance.

[Winters]

Should I trade my 1997 Suzuki Sidekick with 91,000 miles for this all original 1962 Chrysler New Yorker in excellent condition including a 413 engine with all numbers matching? This is a tough decision to make. My Suzuki in it's entirety is worth $3,500+ while the guy wants $2000. Idk if the guy can pay me $500-$1000 extra with his trade for mine but it would make it a fair offer. I'm just falling in love with it soo much right now. It looks like it came out of a time capsule from the past. I hope my dad can except me trading my jeep for it but I just don't see it happening the way my dad is. Fml...

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

fun story: my friend had a chrysler new yorker and we were drinking in it one time sitting in his driveway and he turned on the radio and IT CAUGHT ON FIRE. he always says hes going to fix it but now we end up getting blasted drunk and then sitting in it in his driveway drinking beer.

[Tobias]

fun story: my friend had a chrysler new yorker and we were drinking in it one time sitting in his driveway and he turned on the radio and IT CAUGHT ON FIRE. he always says hes going to fix it but now we end up getting blasted drunk and then sitting in it in his driveway drinking beer.

that's a pretty fun story

[star seed 7]

Should I trade my 1997 Suzuki Sidekick with 91,000 miles for this all original 1962 Chrysler New Yorker in excellent condition including a 413 engine with all numbers matching? This is a tough decision to make. My Suzuki in it's entirety is worth $3,500+ while the guy wants $2000. Idk if the guy can pay me $500-$1000 extra with his trade for mine but it would make it a fair offer. I'm just falling in love with it soo much right now. It looks like it came out of a time capsule from the past. I hope my dad can except me trading my jeep for it but I just don't see it happening the way my dad is. Fml...

pretty low miles for '97 winters, i'd keep the suzuki.

[mocat]

i would def rather have a 1962 chrysler anything than a 1997 suzuki sidekick

[puniraptor]

Make the trade. You can always get another sidekick later if you want.

[star seed 7]

i would def rather have a 1962 chrysler anything than a 1997 suzuki sidekick

hipster chooses the "vintage" piece of crap.  big shocker.