Uh guys, this is my 7th grade english teacher. She friend requested me on facebook a few months back. Her picture is her running in a sports bra. I'm completely creeped out by this but cannot turn off this train wreck.
First quote is the status, next two are the replies. She replied several times to her own status before anyone else did.
match.com is an interesting little business...you see, you pay them $75 so you can find out you're happier and better off on your own! It's really like paying money to get a confirmation of self, so to speak!
Get this--my lunch date today cancelled an hour before and then tried to reschedule for tomorrow! His reason for cancelling was that he been "burned by other girls" and wanted to spend time talking to me first! That makes me laugh because I've talked to guys before and then met them only to find out that they have lied on their profiles! Soooo, I'm smart enough to meet first and talk later. In this guy's case, he saved me the trouble of both!!
Don't even get me started about the guy who drove all the way from Columbia to take me out (he lied on his profile and said he lived in the city) and seemed surprised when I wanted to end the date early so he wouldn't be driving home late. He thought he wasn't going to be driving home that night!! GGeeeeezzzzz, need I say more?
