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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #950 on: January 23, 2013, 05:00:40 PM »
pretty sure it was spawned by two dude monkeys  having sex.


then i think a gay dude human got it from the monkey toilet seat

I've got it on good authority (A++ source) a dude hooked up with a monkey and boned (raw dog) in a motel room and when the dude woke up the monkey was gone but written on the mirror was "You have AIDS now" or something like that.  Both were obviously mommies, no question there.  The monkey had got it from a vending machine that someone had stuck an AIDS covered needle in the dipsenser port so that when he reached in it stuck him in his hand and he had AIDS after that.  And that's how AIDS started.

Can 100% confirm the above. Though they were all Spanish speaking, so it was actually "tu tienes SIDA ahora"

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« Reply #951 on: January 23, 2013, 05:01:45 PM »
You can't get it from toilet seats unless there is a hidden AIDS coated needle to poke you.  The toilet seat could be postively slathered with AIDS and you can sit on that sonofabitch bare assed all day and you won't get even a hint of AIDS in your system.

What if your butt is so hurt it is bleeding or something? What then?

Nope.  In the quiet of my study I have done a great deal of contemplation on how people get the AIDS and I am utterly confident in saying that this isn't one of them.  It's what I like to call a "non-contact virus" meaning that you can basically touch the hell out of it with any part of your body that you could think of and you definitely won't contract it.  Rather it's an "injection virus"  that needs a needle or penis to introduce it on the inside.  Sorry to get so scientific but I think we can all agree this is serious business. 
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« Reply #952 on: January 23, 2013, 05:03:01 PM »
Bill DeBurg sounds like an bad person.
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« Reply #953 on: January 23, 2013, 08:51:19 PM »
Bill DeBurg sounds like an bad person.

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« Reply #954 on: January 24, 2013, 11:53:47 AM »
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« Reply #955 on: January 24, 2013, 12:30:02 PM »
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Got my phone back but only until my parents find out about it. The phone I have is the mother trucking slow Virgin Mobile touchscreen trac phone. I've had this crazy thing for 2 yrs. I paid my own money for this device. Same goes with the HTC Sprint 4g, the IPod touch 1st generation, and the Sony PSP. My parents have taken away these items until Im out of their house. That's the way they are when it comes to video games or the use of internet. Now you all see why I've never really cared for my parents. Seriously I can't move on in life unless I have my Drivers License and some money. Here people think Im lazy when in fact they don't know whats really going on in my life. Well Im sick and tired of waiting around for my parents to help me out with my DL. Sometimes I wish I just ignore my dad and go to college.
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« Reply #956 on: January 24, 2013, 12:33:20 PM »
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Got my phone back but only until my parents find out about it. The phone I have is the mother trucking slow Virgin Mobile touchscreen trac phone. I've had this crazy thing for 2 yrs. I paid my own money for this device. Same goes with the HTC Sprint 4g, the IPod touch 1st generation, and the Sony PSP. My parents have taken away these items until Im out of their house. That's the way they are when it comes to video games or the use of internet. Now you all see why I've never really cared for my parents. Seriously I can't move on in life unless I have my Drivers License and some money. Here people think Im lazy when in fact they don't know whats really going on in my life. Well Im sick and tired of waiting around for my parents to help me out with my DL. Sometimes I wish I just ignore my dad and go to college.

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« Reply #957 on: January 24, 2013, 01:24:25 PM »
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Here's a better explanation of where the 2nd Amendment actually came from. The actual right to bear arms was divined at a time before the United States had a national army and the protective units were state militias. Guess what? There's aren't state militias now and the 2nd Amendment wasn't claiming the right for ANY citizen to own WHATEVER gun they wanted.


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« Reply #958 on: January 24, 2013, 01:38:54 PM »
yeah, I think we need a political board facebook post thread. I will flood that rough rider.

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« Reply #959 on: January 24, 2013, 01:40:36 PM »
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« Reply #960 on: January 24, 2013, 02:05:55 PM »
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« Reply #961 on: January 24, 2013, 03:53:41 PM »
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Got my phone back but only until my parents find out about it. The phone I have is the mother trucking slow Virgin Mobile touchscreen trac phone. I've had this crazy thing for 2 yrs. I paid my own money for this device. Same goes with the HTC Sprint 4g, the IPod touch 1st generation, and the Sony PSP. My parents have taken away these items until Im out of their house. That's the way they are when it comes to video games or the use of internet. Now you all see why I've never really cared for my parents. Seriously I can't move on in life unless I have my Drivers License and some money. Here people think Im lazy when in fact they don't know whats really going on in my life. Well Im sick and tired of waiting around for my parents to help me out with my DL. Sometimes I wish I just ignore my dad and go to college.

I bet the feeling that you'll be posting his obit in the near future.

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« Reply #962 on: January 24, 2013, 07:08:57 PM »
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Got my phone back but only until my parents find out about it. The phone I have is the mother trucking slow Virgin Mobile touchscreen trac phone. I've had this crazy thing for 2 yrs. I paid my own money for this device. Same goes with the HTC Sprint 4g, the IPod touch 1st generation, and the Sony PSP. My parents have taken away these items until Im out of their house. That's the way they are when it comes to video games or the use of internet. Now you all see why I've never really cared for my parents. Seriously I can't move on in life unless I have my Drivers License and some money. Here people think Im lazy when in fact they don't know whats really going on in my life. Well Im sick and tired of waiting around for my parents to help me out with my DL. Sometimes I wish I just ignore my dad and go to college.

I bet the feeling that you'll be posting his obit in the near future.

Probably his parent's obit is more likely.

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« Reply #963 on: January 24, 2013, 07:27:42 PM »
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Any motherfuckers that wanna get ballsy and add me on facebook to try to start crap i'd think twice.I'm not about that drama crap never have been never will be you're wasting your time and energy that you should be spending on your kids. I'm all about that peace love and happiness baby.

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« Reply #964 on: January 24, 2013, 07:30:14 PM »
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Any motherfuckers that wanna get ballsy and add me on facebook to try to start crap i'd think twice.I'm not about that drama crap never have been never will be you're wasting your time and energy that you should be spending on your kids. I'm all about that peace love and happiness baby.

oh wow. this one is great.

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« Reply #965 on: January 24, 2013, 07:32:21 PM »
fwiw, it was posted by a girl

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« Reply #966 on: January 24, 2013, 08:24:30 PM »
fwiw, it was posted by a girl

Pretty obvious.
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« Reply #967 on: January 24, 2013, 08:48:15 PM »
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Any motherfuckers that wanna get ballsy and add me on facebook to try to start crap i'd think twice.I'm not about that drama crap never have been never will be you're wasting your time and energy that you should be spending on your kids. I'm all about that peace love and happiness baby.

oh wow. this one is great.

Wasn't expecting the last sentence as I read

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« Reply #968 on: January 25, 2013, 02:22:56 AM »
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« Reply #969 on: January 25, 2013, 08:47:18 AM »
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« Reply #970 on: January 25, 2013, 08:49:04 AM »
Remember Coon Hunter?  Well things are looking up for him

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I signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattan
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« Reply #971 on: January 25, 2013, 08:50:46 AM »
Remember Coon Hunter?  Well things are looking up for him

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I signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattan

But how are his hips???

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« Reply #972 on: January 25, 2013, 02:03:00 PM »
Remember Coon Hunter?  Well things are looking up for him

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I signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattan

But how are his hips???

Different kind of lineman school.   I'm assuming he's referring to the kind who work on power lines.   Pretty decent money,  especially considering it's only like a six month program.

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« Reply #973 on: January 25, 2013, 02:03:54 PM »
Remember Coon Hunter?  Well things are looking up for him

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I signed up for lineman school hope i can get in in the fall in manhattan

But how are his hips???

Different kind of lineman school.   I'm assuming he's referring to the kind who work on power lines.   Pretty decent money,  especially considering it's only like a six month program.

excellent money for a non-degree earner.
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« Reply #974 on: January 25, 2013, 02:07:11 PM »
I've heard it is too.  Also heard they have a short life expectancy and if Coon Hunter gets in I can definitely see why they die at an early age.
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