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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #775 on: December 26, 2012, 05:57:39 PM »
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ok, so... of you can take 4 pills to get rid of gonorrhea.... then why doesnt the gov just give the 4 pills to everyone.... eliminate a problem? lol

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HAHA well.... i got home and the maintenance man replaced the fridge lightbulb!! thennnn had used my toilet... left some ass hair... and an empty TP role... how kind... lol

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im a peacock! you gotta let me fly!!!

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**** **** and I are in need of a DRUMMER! the band Temptus is gunna be huge! who knows how to play? our drummer decided to die. lol sooo hit us up!
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im hungry, and alone. who wants to get dinner with me

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #776 on: December 26, 2012, 06:02:31 PM »
THE Temptus?!   :sdeek:

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« Reply #777 on: December 26, 2012, 06:15:58 PM »
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #778 on: December 26, 2012, 07:56:24 PM »
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #779 on: December 26, 2012, 10:07:34 PM »
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Thinking about deleting facebook tonight so I don't have to upset myself any more then I already am
Those are just the worst.
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« Reply #780 on: December 27, 2012, 08:20:08 AM »
Hello, friends.

I was curious as to what everyone's proper name would be if they were in fact, an inebriated elf. I have attached a chart with a helpful guide so you may get back to me with this information.

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« Reply #781 on: December 27, 2012, 09:21:07 AM »
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ok, so... of you can take 4 pills to get rid of gonorrhea.... then why doesnt the gov just give the 4 pills to everyone.... eliminate a problem? lol

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HAHA well.... i got home and the maintenance man replaced the fridge lightbulb!! thennnn had used my toilet... left some ass hair... and an empty TP role... how kind... lol

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im a peacock! you gotta let me fly!!!

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**** **** and I are in need of a DRUMMER! the band Temptus is gunna be huge! who knows how to play? our drummer decided to die. lol sooo hit us up!
not sure if serious

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im hungry, and alone. who wants to get dinner with me

All the same person in the last month or so, 24 year old guy.

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« Reply #782 on: December 27, 2012, 09:33:23 AM »
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #783 on: December 27, 2012, 09:34:15 AM »
 :lol:

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #784 on: December 27, 2012, 09:42:03 AM »
was she hoping to be a barber?


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« Reply #785 on: December 27, 2012, 09:47:39 AM »
what a rollercoaster
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« Reply #786 on: December 27, 2012, 10:02:30 AM »
what a rollercoaster

here she is on Nov 7 after the election  (she's pretty conservative)

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #787 on: December 27, 2012, 07:40:14 PM »
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?"Atheist are routinely asked how people will know not to rape and murder without religion telling them not to do it, especially a religion that backs up the orders with threats of hell. Believers, listen to me carefully when I say this: When you use this argument, you terrify atheists. We hear you saying that the only thing standing between you and Ted Bundy is a flimsy belief in a supernatural being made up by pre-literate people trying to figure out where the rain came from. This is not very reassuring if you’re trying to argue from a position of moral superiority"--Amanda Marcotte

I've literally never heard anyone say that.   Prob better for the evangelical atheist v. evangelical atheist thread.
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #788 on: December 27, 2012, 10:17:57 PM »
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #789 on: December 27, 2012, 10:29:27 PM »
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ok, I am off of here and going to bed with my farting dogs.
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #790 on: December 28, 2012, 01:29:25 PM »
Ive been working out for a year an ive gained around 25lbs of muscle. I think I did alright being I worked out alone 95% of the time. :) more challenges awake me

he'll have 2-3 of these a week, yes he does call himself walkinartwork
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #791 on: December 28, 2012, 01:41:50 PM »
Ive been working out for a year an ive gained around 25lbs of muscle. I think I did alright being I worked out alone 95% of the time. :) more challenges awake me

he'll have 2-3 of these a week, yes he does call himself walkinartwork

people that calls themselves walkinartwork deserve to be punched in the face

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #792 on: December 28, 2012, 02:07:46 PM »
Ive been working out for a year an ive gained around 25lbs of muscle. I think I did alright being I worked out alone 95% of the time. :) more challenges awake me

he'll have 2-3 of these a week, yes he does call himself walkinartwork

people that calls themselves walkinartwork deserve to be punched in the face

no way dude. he is just a bro being a bro and broing out. can't hate a bro for being a bro.

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #793 on: December 28, 2012, 07:01:47 PM »
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Juice C*
WHY EVERY FEMALE UNDER 25 GOT KIDS, I GUESS ITS THA NEW THING FOR MY GENERATION. SOOOOO EVERY FEMALE THAT IS UNDER 25 AND DONT HAVE KIDS...$10 TATTOO'S ALL WEEK
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Chanel M* Omg u r redic lol
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Juice C* LOL THAT MEANS I AINT GOTTA DO NO $10 TATTOO'S THIS WEEK EVERY FEMALE GOT KIDS...LOL I CANT THINK OF 1
about an hour ago · Like

Juice C* crap BUT MAYBE NEXT WEEK ILL RUN A SPECIAL ANY WOMAN UNDER 25 THAT GOT LESS THAN 3 KIDS GET $10 THAN U CAN GET TATTED LMFAO
about an hour ago · Like

Chanel M*Lmao yea whatever ur ass got some gas now???
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* NOT ENUFF 2 START MY G5'S ENGINE 2 FLY 2 U
about an hour ago · Like

Chanel M* Well gets some more and bring ur ass over here and Taija and the baby u can get some more gas trust me
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* TAJAI @ WORK AND THA CREATURE IS SLEEP AND I AINT GOT GAS, IT TAK HALF A TANK 2 GET THERE, THAT $40 AND HALF A TANK BACK crap, YALL BETTA MOVE CLOSER LIK UMM IN MY HOOD CLOSE MAYBE NEXT DOOR. YEA THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RITE LIKE NOW MAKE IT HAPPIN CAPTIN
about an hour ago · Like

Chanel M* This aint Chanel by the way lmao and no bring yo ass over we always found gas for y'all lmao
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* JORDAN GAY ASS HO, I AINT GOT GAS 2 COME. U BETTA BRING YA ASS OVA HERE, U USED 2 B OVA HERE EVERYDAY NOW U GOT UR PLACE & ACT LIKE U DONT KNOW ME OK, WELL U KNO WUT U CAN DO TAKE THAT MONSTER 36INCH DILDO PULL IT OUT UR ASS AND PUT IT IN YA MOUTH CUZ I AINT LISTENIN 2 U SLUT LMFAO
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Chanel M* Lmfao shut the eff up why we always gotta come sit at yo house lmao whatever ill think about coming over there
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Juice C* OK C U IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, I GOT MY BITCHES TRAINED
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #794 on: December 28, 2012, 07:16:06 PM »
what......the eff

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #795 on: December 28, 2012, 07:59:39 PM »
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Juice C*
WHY EVERY FEMALE UNDER 25 GOT KIDS, I GUESS ITS THA NEW THING FOR MY GENERATION. SOOOOO EVERY FEMALE THAT IS UNDER 25 AND DONT HAVE KIDS...$10 TATTOO'S ALL WEEK
Like ·  · Share · about an hour ago near Shawnee, KS ·
KeShauna Cook likes this.

Chanel M* Omg u r redic lol
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* LOL THAT MEANS I AINT GOTTA DO NO $10 TATTOO'S THIS WEEK EVERY FEMALE GOT KIDS...LOL I CANT THINK OF 1
about an hour ago · Like

Juice C* crap BUT MAYBE NEXT WEEK ILL RUN A SPECIAL ANY WOMAN UNDER 25 THAT GOT LESS THAN 3 KIDS GET $10 THAN U CAN GET TATTED LMFAO
about an hour ago · Like

Chanel M*Lmao yea whatever ur ass got some gas now???
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* NOT ENUFF 2 START MY G5'S ENGINE 2 FLY 2 U
about an hour ago · Like

Chanel M* Well gets some more and bring ur ass over here and Taija and the baby u can get some more gas trust me
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* TAJAI @ WORK AND THA CREATURE IS SLEEP AND I AINT GOT GAS, IT TAK HALF A TANK 2 GET THERE, THAT $40 AND HALF A TANK BACK crap, YALL BETTA MOVE CLOSER LIK UMM IN MY HOOD CLOSE MAYBE NEXT DOOR. YEA THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RITE LIKE NOW MAKE IT HAPPIN CAPTIN
about an hour ago · Like

Chanel M* This aint Chanel by the way lmao and no bring yo ass over we always found gas for y'all lmao
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* JORDAN GAY ASS HO, I AINT GOT GAS 2 COME. U BETTA BRING YA ASS OVA HERE, U USED 2 B OVA HERE EVERYDAY NOW U GOT UR PLACE & ACT LIKE U DONT KNOW ME OK, WELL U KNO WUT U CAN DO TAKE THAT MONSTER 36INCH DILDO PULL IT OUT UR ASS AND PUT IT IN YA MOUTH CUZ I AINT LISTENIN 2 U SLUT LMFAO
about an hour ago · Like

Chanel M* Lmfao shut the eff up why we always gotta come sit at yo house lmao whatever ill think about coming over there
about an hour ago via mobile · Like

Juice C* OK C U IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, I GOT MY BITCHES TRAINED
about an hour ago · Like
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #796 on: December 28, 2012, 08:02:55 PM »
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Juice C*
WHY EVERY FEMALE UNDER 25 GOT KIDS, I GUESS ITS THA NEW THING FOR MY GENERATION. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. SOOOOO EVERY FEMALE THAT IS UNDER 25 AND DONT HAVE KIDS...$10 TATTOO'S ALL WEEK
Like .  . Share . bout a hour ago near Shawnee, KS .
KeShauna Cook likes this.

Chanel M* Omg u r redic lol
about a hour ago via mobile . Like

Juice C* LOL THAT MEANS I AINT GOTTA DO NO $10 TATTOO'S THIS WEEK EVERY FEMALE GOT KIDS...LOL I CANT THINK OF 1
about a hour ago . Like

Juice C* crap BUT MAYBE NEXT WEEK ILL RUN A SPECIAL ANY WOMAN UNDER 25 THAT GOT LESS THAN 3 KIDS GET $10 THAN U CAN GET TATTED LMFAO
about a hour ago . Like

Chanel M*Lmao yea whatever ur ass gots some gas now???
about a hour ago via mobile . Like

Juice C* NOT ENUFF 2 START MY G5'S ENGINE 2 FLY 2 U
about a hour ago . Like

Chanel M* Well gets some mo' n' brang ur ass over here n' Taija n' tha baby u can git some mo' gas trust me
about a hour ago via mobile . Like

Juice C* TAJAI @ WORK AND THA CREATURE IS SLEEP AND I AINT GOT GAS, IT TAK HALF A TANK 2 GET THERE, THAT $40 AND HALF A TANK BACK crap, YALL BETTA MOVE CLOSER LIK UMM IN MY HOOD CLOSE MAYBE NEXT DOOR. YEA THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RITE LIKE NOW MAKE IT HAPPIN CAPTIN
about a hour ago . Like

Chanel M* This aint Chanel by tha way lmao n' no brang yo ass over our crazy-ass asses always found gas fo' y'all lmao
about a hour ago via mobile . Like

Juice C* JORDAN GAY ASS HO, I AINT GOT GAS 2 COME. U BETTA BRING YA ASS OVA HERE, U USED 2 B OVA HERE EVERYDAY NOW U GOT UR PLACE & ACT LIKE U DONT KNOW ME OK, WELL U KNO WUT U CAN DO TAKE THAT MONSTER 36INCH DILDO PULL IT OUT UR ASS AND PUT IT IN YA MOUTH CUZ I AINT LISTENIN 2 U SLUT LMFAO
about a hour ago . Like

Chanel M* Lmfao shut tha eff up why our crazy-ass asses always gotta come sit at yo doggy den lmao whatever ill be thinkin bout comin over there
about a hour ago via mobile . Like

Juice C* OK C U IN LESS THAN AN HOUR, I GOT MY BIZZNITCHES TRAINED
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #797 on: December 28, 2012, 08:03:18 PM »
Meh. I think it was already ran through the gizzoogle translizzler

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« Reply #798 on: December 28, 2012, 08:34:50 PM »
Meh. I think it was already ran through the gizzoogle translizzler
Yeah, I think the gizzoogle translizzler malfizzled and wtf'd the entire thing. Poor suggestion on my part.

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« Reply #799 on: December 28, 2012, 10:17:00 PM »
Meh. I think it was already ran through the gizzoogle translizzler
Yeah, I think the gizzoogle translizzler malfizzled and wtf'd the entire thing. Poor suggestion on my part.


I debated even posting it, but figured id save my fellow emaws the time and just put it out there.