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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #625 on: December 13, 2012, 12:02:38 PM »
I have facebook friends who are really in to dogs. Like, too much. Rescuing and fostering strays and whatnot.
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #626 on: December 13, 2012, 12:04:25 PM »
I have facebook friends who are really in to dogs. Like, too much. Rescuing and fostering strays and whatnot.
omg, who doesn't
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« Reply #627 on: December 13, 2012, 12:41:54 PM »
This is just the worst type of person on earth. Every one of her posts should be on whitewhine.com:

-Yum! — at Nordstrom Cafe.

-Really regretting not blow drying my hair this morning #frozen

-I hate getting my car worked on... The worst part is this guy in the waiting room with me who just burped without covering his mouth and every time my phone chirps he asks me if I'm whistling at him...

-Damn you Lawrence. I was 5 minutes late to my meter and I got a ticket

-The worst part about oversleeping for work today is that I got a spray tan last night

-Cabo or cancun for New Years???

-Every heartache will fade away just like every storm runs out of rain

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #628 on: December 13, 2012, 12:50:03 PM »

-The worst part about oversleeping for work today is that I got a spray tan last night



I don't understand this one.

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #629 on: December 13, 2012, 12:52:44 PM »

-The worst part about oversleeping for work today is that I got a spray tan last night



I don't understand this one.

she didn't get a chance to shower and feels disgusting.

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« Reply #630 on: December 13, 2012, 12:55:46 PM »

-The worst part about oversleeping for work today is that I got a spray tan last night



I don't understand this one.


she didn't get a chance to shower and feels disgusting.

Oh.  That makes sense. 

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« Reply #631 on: December 13, 2012, 12:56:00 PM »
I thought it meant her boyfriend diarrhea'd all over her


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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #632 on: December 13, 2012, 12:58:39 PM »
I thought it meant her boyfriend diarrhea'd all over her

He might as well have.  She's fooling herself with that fake tan crap.

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« Reply #633 on: December 13, 2012, 01:03:26 PM »
Never thought I would say this....but good job Oklahoma. Sounds like y'all are getting your crap together. :-) lol

Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win even one county in the last election... While everyone is focusing on Arizona’s new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing!!!!

An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional SB 1102

Guess what......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas , Montana and Utah as the only states to do so. More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a setback for the criminals The Liberals didn't like it -- But....Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers’ license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either

Guess what...who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

If you like it, pass it on, if you don't then delete it...Thanks Guess what : they people I'm sending this to , will send it on. Well, at least the ones who love and believe in freedom will.

the best part is that absolutely none of those things are true  :lol:

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #634 on: December 13, 2012, 01:05:51 PM »
^^^Thought I heard something about the Ten Commandments thing but I guess that might have been another Bible Belt state

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« Reply #635 on: December 13, 2012, 01:13:51 PM »
^^^Thought I heard something about the Ten Commandments thing but I guess that might have been another Bible Belt state

that part is probably true.  this state is weird.

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #636 on: December 13, 2012, 01:16:11 PM »

-The worst part about oversleeping for work today is that I got a spray tan last night



I don't understand this one.


she didn't get a chance to shower and feels disgusting.

Oh.  That makes sense.

But that means she went to bed all disgusting.  It would just get all over her sheets and pillows and stuff.  What a rough ridin' jerk.  To herself.
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« Reply #637 on: December 13, 2012, 01:24:35 PM »
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Question, when trying to conceive, is it bad to "try" every day?

Now her friends are telling her what positions to use and stuff.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2012, 01:28:01 PM by Mrs. Gooch »

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #638 on: December 13, 2012, 01:40:48 PM »
I thought it meant her boyfriend diarrhea'd all over her

I thought it meant that everyone at work will think she was getting a spray tan in the morning intead of coming into work on time.

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« Reply #639 on: December 13, 2012, 01:45:34 PM »
I thought it meant her boyfriend diarrhea'd all over her

I thought it meant that everyone at work will think she was getting a spray tan in the morning intead of coming into work on time.

I thought it meant that she is an awful person

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« Reply #640 on: December 13, 2012, 01:49:03 PM »
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Question, when trying to conceive, is it bad to "try" every day?

Now her friends are telling her what positions to use and stuff.

hopefully the majority suggest anal.

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« Reply #641 on: December 13, 2012, 01:50:37 PM »
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Question, when trying to conceive, is it bad to "try" every day?

Now her friends are telling her what positions to use and stuff.

hopefully the majority suggest anal.

Mrs. Gooch should definitely commandeer this suggestion. 
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« Reply #642 on: December 13, 2012, 02:14:01 PM »
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Question, when trying to conceive, is it bad to "try" every day?

Now her friends are telling her what positions to use and stuff.

Tell her to avoid anything girl on top, gravity will prevent pregnancy

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« Reply #643 on: December 13, 2012, 02:14:34 PM »
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Question, when trying to conceive, is it bad to "try" every day?

Now her friends are telling her what positions to use and stuff.

"and if you're in a position where the sperm can go nowhere but in....that also helps, and when the sperm does enter you. tell him to stay still for a few minutes so no air can get in, give it time to settle..."

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« Reply #644 on: December 13, 2012, 02:27:06 PM »
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I have a huge fashion pet peeve..I'm sorry men. Unless it is firmly in your job policy or you are 50 or over.. untuck your shirt. The tucked in shirt with the up to the chin jeans/khakis just screams nerd/old man. I just want to grab shirts and untuck on all these young guys! You look like a nerd! It's different if it is a dressy occasion etc but come on t-shirts, polos.. untuck!!
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« Reply #645 on: December 13, 2012, 02:34:48 PM »
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I have a huge fashion pet peeve..I'm sorry men. Unless it is firmly in your job policy or you are 50 or over.. untuck your shirt. The tucked in shirt with the up to the chin jeans/khakis just screams nerd/old man. I just want to grab shirts and untuck on all these young guys! You look like a nerd! It's different if it is a dressy occasion etc but come on t-shirts, polos.. untuck!!

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« Reply #646 on: December 13, 2012, 02:36:19 PM »
naw
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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« Reply #647 on: December 14, 2012, 01:32:49 PM »
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did anyone else see that meteor last night? motha fucka turned green or some crap it was crazy

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« Reply #648 on: December 14, 2012, 11:50:31 PM »
Warning: Probably don't read this.

This person is a pastor and husband of some chick my mrs went to school with. I managed to copy it before she raged out and deleted them both.

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The reason someone can do something like this is because he has sin in
his heart. Such people who shoot up others in this manner can do such
a thing because it is perfectly in keeping with the nature they have
inherited in their father Adam. That is what is in man. So the people
of the world, without the Scriptures, look at situations like that and
say, people are naturally good, how could someone do that?

God is affirming what His Word teaches us by having someone do this
and show us that people are not naturally good. This is what we do by
nature. Shootings like this occur because that is what people do by
nature. Why did the ‘victims’ die? The why these people died is
because they are all sinners and the wages of sin is death. You think
it horrible when shootings like this happen and all these people die,
but every single person in the schools, in the movie theaters,
wherever these shootings take place, all of them are going to die
because they are sinful creatures and they deserve to die because they
sinned against the living holy God. We are shocked by the manner in
which it happens, but here is what the Lord Jesus says about death
that comes in a shocking way. Do you think that those Galileans’ blood
who Pilate mixed with their sacrifices are worse sinners because of
the way they died? “No, I tell you, but unless you repent, you will
all likewise perish. Or those eighteen on whom the tower in Siloam
fell and killed them.”

They died in a shocking way. The reason they died in such a shocking
way was so that you would see it and remember that you have the same
sin in your hearts that they had in their hearts, and that you are
under the same sentence of death as they are under that unless you
repent you will all likewise perish. It is amazing in our culture
(historically) that so many are so shocked. Do you know what happened
on Monday of this week and Tuesday and Wednesday and so on? Doctors
walked into clinics and committed abortions, they butchered and
murdered babies, were paid for it, and the police didn’t stop them.
And WE were no different this week on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc.
We grumbled and complained about our brothers and sisters, we
committed murder in our hearts towards others, were angry and did sin
this week. We all need to believe on Christ for salvation, lest we
perish eternally like so many. Please pray for the families of these
people, that they turn to Jesus and cling to Jesus at this time. He is
their only hope and comfort.

I can't believe anyone outside of WBC would think this way.

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« Reply #649 on: December 15, 2012, 12:39:43 AM »
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