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« Reply #600 on: December 12, 2012, 08:35:12 PM »
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To all the doubters and haters, charges that were brought against me we dropped. Thanks for your concern (sarcasm)

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« Reply #601 on: December 12, 2012, 08:50:07 PM »
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« Reply #602 on: December 12, 2012, 09:16:09 PM »
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Question for u out there. What if u really like someone and u really enjoy talking to them but u think u r annoying them so u leave them alone but it drives u crazy not talking to them?

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« Reply #603 on: December 12, 2012, 09:23:25 PM »
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Question for u out there. What if u really like someone and u really enjoy talking to them but u think u r annoying them so u leave them alone but it drives u crazy not talking to them?

Tell them to quit writing like a 14-year-old texts.
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« Reply #604 on: December 12, 2012, 09:49:38 PM »
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Question for u out there. What if u really like someone and u really enjoy talking to them but u think u r annoying them so u leave them alone but it drives u crazy not talking to them?

O, u know the answer to that question, Frank. Just follow ur heart.

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« Reply #605 on: December 13, 2012, 12:45:21 AM »
Had to screencap this one


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« Reply #606 on: December 13, 2012, 12:51:20 AM »
I enjoyed that abe :thumbs:

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« Reply #607 on: December 13, 2012, 05:14:56 AM »
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I am so incredibly proud of my daughter...she was nominated by her ballet teacher tonight as dancer of the week (the dancer who worked the hardest, paid attention, etc). M. gets to put together a dance combination all by herself to teach her class next week!!!! I couldnt be more proud of my daughter in all she accomplishes, straight A student, ballet and jazz dancer, golfer, and just overall the sweetest, kindest, hard working, most loving daughter and sister there is! I am such incredibly thankful to have her in my life! :)

She is a real life 9 year old prodigy.  :dubious:
This mom posts crap like this everyday about one of her kids or her husband.

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« Reply #608 on: December 13, 2012, 05:20:05 AM »
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I am so incredibly proud of my daughter...she was nominated by her ballet teacher tonight as dancer of the week (the dancer who worked the hardest, paid attention, etc). M. gets to put together a dance combination all by herself to teach her class next week!!!! I couldnt be more proud of my daughter in all she accomplishes, straight A student, ballet and jazz dancer, golfer, and just overall the sweetest, kindest, hard working, most loving daughter and sister there is! I am such incredibly thankful to have her in my life! :)

She is a real life 9 year old prodigy.  :dubious:
This mom posts crap like this everyday about one of her kids or her husband.

yeah, 100% confirmed that lady hates her life

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« Reply #609 on: December 13, 2012, 09:32:04 AM »
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OMG you guys do you realize what today is?? It's the last time we will ever see the date 12/13/12!! This won't happen again for another 1,000 years!! ahhhhh!!

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« Reply #610 on: December 13, 2012, 09:36:34 AM »
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OMG you guys do you realize what today is?? It's the last time we will ever see the date 12/13/12!! This won't happen again for another 1,000 years!! ahhhhh!!


:sdeek:  (also, bad at math)


Can't wait for February 11, 2112!  (2112112)
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« Reply #611 on: December 13, 2012, 10:03:27 AM »
no body freak out when I tell you this, but EVERY DATE AND TIME is UNIQUE. Cherish each moment.

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« Reply #612 on: December 13, 2012, 10:06:25 AM »
no body freak out when I tell you this, but EVERY DATE AND TIME is UNIQUE. Cherish each moment.


Preach on brother.


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« Reply #613 on: December 13, 2012, 10:08:02 AM »
I'm thinking that everyone in my hometown must watch Duck Dynasty 24 hours a day.

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« Reply #614 on: December 13, 2012, 10:58:39 AM »
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I am so incredibly proud of my daughter...she was nominated by her ballet teacher tonight as dancer of the week (the dancer who worked the hardest, paid attention, etc). M. gets to put together a dance combination all by herself to teach her class next week!!!! I couldnt be more proud of my daughter in all she accomplishes, straight A student, ballet and jazz dancer, golfer, and just overall the sweetest, kindest, hard working, most loving daughter and sister there is! I am such incredibly thankful to have her in my life! :)

She is a real life 9 year old prodigy.  :dubious:
This mom posts crap like this everyday about one of her kids or her husband.

Serial praisers on fb are the worst.
If there was a gif of nicname thwarting the attempted-flag-taker and then gesturing him to suck it, followed by motioning for all of Hilton Shelter to boo him louder, it'd be better than that auburn gif.

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« Reply #615 on: December 13, 2012, 11:02:24 AM »
my favorite is old moms who comment "you are beautiful, I love you so much and am so proud of you" on EVERY SINGLE PICTURE their adult kid is in.

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« Reply #616 on: December 13, 2012, 11:02:46 AM »
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I am so incredibly proud of my daughter...she was nominated by her ballet teacher tonight as dancer of the week (the dancer who worked the hardest, paid attention, etc). M. gets to put together a dance combination all by herself to teach her class next week!!!! I couldnt be more proud of my daughter in all she accomplishes, straight A student, ballet and jazz dancer, golfer, and just overall the sweetest, kindest, hard working, most loving daughter and sister there is! I am such incredibly thankful to have her in my life! :)

She is a real life 9 year old prodigy.  :dubious:
This mom posts crap like this everyday about one of her kids or her husband.

Serial praisers on fb are the worst.

No, people who post obscure passive-aggressive stuff are the worst

OP: "Oh no, you didn't just say that about my family!  What goes around comes around!"
Friend 1: "Who said that?  What did they say?"
Friend 2: "OMG that's awful, I'm here if you need me"
Friend 3: "Wow just ignore the haters, love you"
OP doesn't respond to anyone and posts the same crap day after day and people keep responding

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« Reply #617 on: December 13, 2012, 11:03:45 AM »
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I am so incredibly proud of my daughter...she was nominated by her ballet teacher tonight as dancer of the week (the dancer who worked the hardest, paid attention, etc). M. gets to put together a dance combination all by herself to teach her class next week!!!! I couldnt be more proud of my daughter in all she accomplishes, straight A student, ballet and jazz dancer, golfer, and just overall the sweetest, kindest, hard working, most loving daughter and sister there is! I am such incredibly thankful to have her in my life! :)

She is a real life 9 year old prodigy.  :dubious:
This mom posts crap like this everyday about one of her kids or her husband.

Serial praisers on fb are the worst.

No, people who post obscure passive-aggressive stuff are the worst

OP: "Oh no, you didn't just say that about my family!  What goes around comes around!"
Friend 1: "Who said that?  What did they say?"
Friend 2: "OMG that's awful, I'm here if you need me"
Friend 3: "Wow just ignore the haters, love you"
OP doesn't respond to anyone and posts the same crap day after day and people keep responding

I would say the people who respond are actually the worst.

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« Reply #618 on: December 13, 2012, 11:04:28 AM »
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I am so incredibly proud of my daughter...she was nominated by her ballet teacher tonight as dancer of the week (the dancer who worked the hardest, paid attention, etc). M. gets to put together a dance combination all by herself to teach her class next week!!!! I couldnt be more proud of my daughter in all she accomplishes, straight A student, ballet and jazz dancer, golfer, and just overall the sweetest, kindest, hard working, most loving daughter and sister there is! I am such incredibly thankful to have her in my life! :)

She is a real life 9 year old prodigy.  :dubious:
This mom posts crap like this everyday about one of her kids or her husband.

Serial praisers on fb are the worst.

No, people who post obscure passive-aggressive stuff are the worst

OP: "Oh no, you didn't just say that about my family!  What goes around comes around!"
Friend 1: "Who said that?  What did they say?"
Friend 2: "OMG that's awful, I'm here if you need me"
Friend 3: "Wow just ignore the haters, love you"
OP doesn't respond to anyone and posts the same crap day after day and people keep responding

I would say the people who respond are actually the worst.

Yes.
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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« Reply #619 on: December 13, 2012, 11:08:28 AM »
One time this annoying girl I used to work with kept posting melodramatic passive-aggressive stuff.  I decided to have fun with it.  It was more or less like what I just posted, stupid crap that she never responded to but kept posting.  Didn't take screenshots and she deleted me, so text will have to do.

Her: "Going to the doctor today, hope I'm alright"
Friends: "OMG what's wrong girl?  Hope you're alright!"
Me:  "She didn't tell you what's wrong?  Oh dear..."
Friends freaked out and asked what's wrong
Me: "The baby inside of her died and she needs to get it sucked out" (completely made up)
Friends bought it and she raged at me, did a few more before she deleted me.

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« Reply #620 on: December 13, 2012, 11:09:42 AM »
One time this annoying girl I used to work with kept posting melodramatic passive-aggressive stuff.  I decided to have fun with it.  It was more or less like what I just posted, stupid crap that she never responded to but kept posting.  Didn't take screenshots and she deleted me, so text will have to do.

Her: "Going to the doctor today, hope I'm alright"
Friends: "OMG what's wrong girl?  Hope you're alright!"
Me:  "She didn't tell you what's wrong?  Oh dear..."
Friends freaked out and asked what's wrong
Me: "The baby inside of her died and she needs to get it sucked out" (completely made up)
Friends bought it and she raged at me, did a few more before she deleted me.

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« Reply #621 on: December 13, 2012, 11:15:23 AM »
One time this annoying girl I used to work with kept posting melodramatic passive-aggressive stuff.  I decided to have fun with it.  It was more or less like what I just posted, stupid crap that she never responded to but kept posting.  Didn't take screenshots and she deleted me, so text will have to do.

Her: "Going to the doctor today, hope I'm alright"
Friends: "OMG what's wrong girl?  Hope you're alright!"
Me:  "She didn't tell you what's wrong?  Oh dear..."
Friends freaked out and asked what's wrong
Me: "The baby inside of her died and she needs to get it sucked out" (completely made up)
Friends bought it and she raged at me, did a few more before she deleted me.

A relative.  Male, btw:

Why can't people be real smh. You know what eff em I'm me and that's all that matters.





I wish people would just leave me and my love alone its our relationship Not theirs

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« Reply #622 on: December 13, 2012, 11:19:33 AM »
One time this annoying girl I used to work with kept posting melodramatic passive-aggressive stuff.  I decided to have fun with it.  It was more or less like what I just posted, stupid crap that she never responded to but kept posting.  Didn't take screenshots and she deleted me, so text will have to do.

Her: "Going to the doctor today, hope I'm alright"
Friends: "OMG what's wrong girl?  Hope you're alright!"
Me:  "She didn't tell you what's wrong?  Oh dear..."
Friends freaked out and asked what's wrong
Me: "The baby inside of her died and she needs to get it sucked out" (completely made up)
Friends bought it and she raged at me, did a few more before she deleted me.

 :sdeek:

It was really funny, would recommend.  Another time she posted something like "I hope I make it through this alive.  Trials like this are just part of life, wish me luck."  Friends were asking what she had to do and wishing her luck.  I said she was just really constipated.

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« Reply #623 on: December 13, 2012, 11:26:14 AM »
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Reading Green Eggs and Ham to (her child) tonight. I suddenly became very, very uncomfortable reading the book. The entire book is about peer pressure. Will you eat them now? What about now? By the end of the book, there are a half dozen or so characters waiting and watching...urging him to eat the green eggs and ham. And, then he finally does. And, then he likes them! This book is the gateway to giving in to peer pressure. First green eggs and ham...what's next? OHMYGOSH.

This person is a childhood friend of Mrs. BF and totally bipolar alcoholic feminist.
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« Reply #624 on: December 13, 2012, 11:43:38 AM »
Never thought I would say this....but good job Oklahoma. Sounds like y'all are getting your crap together. :-) lol

Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win even one county in the last election... While everyone is focusing on Arizona’s new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing!!!!

An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma law passed, 37 to 9 an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values...! HB 1330

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. HB 1804. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU, they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional SB 1102

Guess what......... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. Joining Texas , Montana and Utah as the only states to do so. More states are likely to follow: Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, Carolina's, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi and Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. HJR 1003

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I'm sure that was a setback for the criminals The Liberals didn't like it -- But....Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers’ license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language. They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only. If you want to drive in Oklahoma , you must read and write English. Really simple.

By the way, the Liberals don't like any of this either

Guess what...who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.

If you like it, pass it on, if you don't then delete it...Thanks Guess what : they people I'm sending this to , will send it on. Well, at least the ones who love and believe in freedom will.