An atheist was seated next to a little girl on a plane and he turned to her
and asked... "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up
conversation with your fellow passenger"
The little girl who had just started to read a book replied, "What do you
want to talk about?"
"Oh I don't know" said the atheist, " How about why there is No God, or No
heaven or hell or No life after death", as he smiled smugly.
"Ok" she said. Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a
question first".
"A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same grass, yet a deer excretes
pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the girls intelligence, thinks about it
and says "I have No idea",
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
why there is no God, no Heaven or Hell or no life after death, when you
don't know crap?"
And she went back to reading her book....
