Author Topic: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown (Read 530983 times)

Brock Landers · « **Reply #4700 on:** July 20, 2016, 10:53:24 AM »

I'm trying to figure out the arrangement of those "data points" on his poop chart. Looks pretty random IYAM.

steve dave · « **Reply #4701 on:** July 23, 2016, 07:19:51 AM »

Made me lol

8manpick · « **Reply #4702 on:** July 23, 2016, 07:38:17 AM »

I'm trying to picture the people that fit in the overlapping part of the Venn diagram of saying ring instead of call and tractor driving

steve dave · « **Reply #4703 on:** July 23, 2016, 07:47:33 AM »

With the inclusion of father instead of dad I think German mennonite.

The Big Train · « **Reply #4704 on:** July 23, 2016, 07:50:04 AM »

Can they curse tho?

mocat · « **Reply #4705 on:** July 23, 2016, 09:22:49 AM »

British people farm too guys

steve dave · « **Reply #4706 on:** July 23, 2016, 10:20:18 AM »

Quote from: The Big Train on July 23, 2016, 07:50:04 AM

Can they curse tho?

I don't know the actual rules but I know for certain they do.

Source: I'm from Meade, KS

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #4707 on:** July 23, 2016, 10:24:01 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on July 23, 2016, 07:19:51 AM

Made me lol

this one is quite enjoyable.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4708 on:** July 25, 2016, 08:55:42 AM »

Quote from: 8manpick on July 23, 2016, 07:38:17 AM

I'm trying to picture the people that fit in the overlapping part of the Venn diagram of saying ring instead of call and tractor driving

To entertain Emo Jr I just search "tractor farm" or something like that on Youtube and stream it to my TV and it just keeps digging up new relevant videos. Kid could watch tractors or heavy machinery work all day.

Anyway, a ton of those videos are from overseas. The Russians get them stuck the worst, but there are some Euro ones in there too. Some have to ring their dads.

Actually now that I'm thinking about it I think dad is more English, and father is more Dutch or German, but I don't think either the Dutch or German would say ring. Maybe Irish would say ring and father? Scottish?

jeans · « **Reply #4709 on:** July 26, 2016, 09:33:38 AM »

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Why are people so stupid at parties? Someone could've died if they left their guard down. Death isn't funny. This is why I'm not going to parties as much. Yeah I like meeting my friends but not when beer is involved. Alcohol can hurt or kill someone if your not careful. That's why I hardly ever drink anymore. The price as it is can be a big waste of money. I would rather drink a gallon of pure apple cider than buying a six pack of Blue Moon any day. But like I said I do still buy beer once in a great while. Another reason I avoid parties is because girls are usually there. Nothing wrong with that except the fact that I'm trying to avoid girls right now because of how big of a responsibility they are plus I'm a super big cleaning wizard when I'm at my house so there's no need to have chicks cleaning up my floors. Lol

*Jeans*

Tobias · « **Reply #4710 on:** July 26, 2016, 09:40:07 AM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4711 on:** July 26, 2016, 09:43:05 AM »

You can't argue with his logic

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4712 on:** July 26, 2016, 09:45:22 AM »

He doesn't want to meet girls because he doesn't need anyone to clean his floors?

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #4713 on:** July 26, 2016, 09:46:45 AM »

I had to leave Target yesterday without buying anything. There were too many girls there, and I just don't want that kind of responsibility right now.

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mocat · « **Reply #4714 on:** July 26, 2016, 09:47:08 AM »

welcome back, jeans!

steve dave · « **Reply #4715 on:** July 26, 2016, 01:40:29 PM »

Quote from: jeans on July 26, 2016, 09:33:38 AM

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Why are people so stupid at parties? Someone could've died if they left their guard down. Death isn't funny. This is why I'm not going to parties as much. Yeah I like meeting my friends but not when beer is involved. Alcohol can hurt or kill someone if your not careful. That's why I hardly ever drink anymore. The price as it is can be a big waste of money. I would rather drink a gallon of pure apple cider than buying a six pack of Blue Moon any day. But like I said I do still buy beer once in a great while. Another reason I avoid parties is because girls are usually there. Nothing wrong with that except the fact that I'm trying to avoid girls right now because of how big of a responsibility they are plus I'm a super big cleaning wizard when I'm at my house so there's no need to have chicks cleaning up my floors. Lol

*Jeans*

I have a lot of favorite parts but the "drink a gallon of pure apple cider" is probably my fav fav.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #4716 on:** July 26, 2016, 02:52:38 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #4717 on:** July 26, 2016, 03:18:36 PM »

KITNfury · « **Reply #4718 on:** July 27, 2016, 08:16:54 AM »

Pure Apple cider has alcohol in it

Canary · « **Reply #4719 on:** July 27, 2016, 08:18:57 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on July 26, 2016, 02:52:38 PM

Thank you for this. I am sure I will be using that saying often from now on.

jeans · « **Reply #4720 on:** July 29, 2016, 09:01:38 AM »

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I just love thunderstorm but I saw a big tree branch fall thank God I wasn't near it

god saved the day.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4721 on:** July 29, 2016, 09:42:30 AM »

Quote from: jeans on July 29, 2016, 09:01:38 AM

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I just love thunderstorm but I saw a big tree branch fall thank God I wasn't near it

god saved the day.

Hopefully Greg Abbott's, facebook friend.

'taterblast · « **Reply #4722 on:** July 29, 2016, 01:03:48 PM »

jfc

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So, I woke up this morning to no water.
* No coffee
* No brushing teeth
* No coffee
* No shower
* No flushing my toilet
* .....No coffee!!!!!
I'm going to apologize in advance to those that I work with today. When you see me washing my pits, tits, and naughty bits in the bathroom sink, just know I'm doing so for the sake of all-uh-y'alls!
You're welcome.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #4723 on:** July 29, 2016, 01:07:17 PM »

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This sorry MF killed my cousin over what??? He robbed my baby cousins of their parents over what???????????????
This crap is crazy and my heart is broken for my family....We got your babies Denise, I'm so sorry you had to die like that, that your babies are forever scared from seeing their dad kill their mom...
Hurting....????????????

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article92313307.html

jeans · « **Reply #4724 on:** August 02, 2016, 11:31:20 AM »

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What If you and your significant other found out you were about to have a child and the man died be for the child was born just what if your soul was projected in the child

makes you think