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« Reply #3500 on: February 25, 2015, 07:57:06 AM »
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Okay I've talked to probably a dozen researchers and they told me that is a really bad idea to go in looking for a Sasquatch by myself so I've talked to 45 people that's going to meet me down there and I'm looking for anybody of my Facebook friends that is willing to spend a week in Oklahoma and that if you're still interested and then I'm going to go to a week in Texas and you can leave anytime you want to I plan on leaving in late April 1st of May and I'm like I said you can leave now if you only want to spend 1 night 2 nights or whatever that's fine but if you want to go contact me and I can fill you in on a lot of information we're going to live I I found out two really big hot spots from some professionals that's been doing it for a long time and they told me where to go and I pick them out and that's where I'm going so it's a hotspot I'm sure the couple nights we can get some action so if you want to go let me know here in the next month month and a half

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« Reply #3501 on: February 25, 2015, 09:09:01 AM »
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Okay I've talked to probably a dozen researchers and they told me that is a really bad idea to go in looking for a Sasquatch by myself so I've talked to 45 people that's going to meet me down there and I'm looking for anybody of my Facebook friends that is willing to spend a week in Oklahoma and that if you're still interested and then I'm going to go to a week in Texas and you can leave anytime you want to I plan on leaving in late April 1st of May and I'm like I said you can leave now if you only want to spend 1 night 2 nights or whatever that's fine but if you want to go contact me and I can fill you in on a lot of information we're going to live I I found out two really big hot spots from some professionals that's been doing it for a long time and they told me where to go and I pick them out and that's where I'm going so it's a hotspot I'm sure the couple nights we can get some action so if you want to go let me know here in the next month month and a half

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« Reply #3502 on: February 25, 2015, 09:12:42 AM »
Two coworkers committed suicide. One was a week after he got fired, and one was a month or two after he had stopped working there. It was weird because I wasn't really friends with them, but obviously had interacted with them a lot.

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« Reply #3503 on: February 26, 2015, 11:04:11 AM »
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Life is not fair...its simply not fair. 2nd unexpected interview today and I failed again. What's wrong with me? Is it because I'm not an illegal immigrant? Is it because I'm fat? I really hate these interviews nowadays. Btw my application at Family Dollar is void because I didn't pass that dumb questionnaire. Hhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #3504 on: February 26, 2015, 11:53:22 AM »
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Life is not fair...its simply not fair. 2nd unexpected interview today and I failed again. What's wrong with me? Is it because I'm not an illegal immigrant? Is it because I'm fat? I really hate these interviews nowadays. Btw my application at Family Dollar is void because I didn't pass that dumb questionnaire. Hhhhhhhhhhh
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« Reply #3505 on: February 26, 2015, 12:45:47 PM »
I'd say Family Dollar's questionnaire did a good job of screening out weirdos in this case.

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« Reply #3506 on: February 26, 2015, 12:47:24 PM »
I'd say Family Dollar's questionnaire did a good job of screening out weirdos in this case.

Can someone go apply at Family Dollar and get the questionnaire so we can guess which part they failed?

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« Reply #3507 on: February 26, 2015, 01:43:55 PM »
I'd say Family Dollar's questionnaire did a good job of screening out weirdos in this case.

Can someone go apply at Family Dollar and get the questionnaire so we can guess which part they failed?

eff!  I just drove by that family Dollar 20 minutes ago
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« Reply #3508 on: February 26, 2015, 06:58:13 PM »
I'd say Family Dollar's questionnaire did a good job of screening out weirdos in this case.

Can someone go apply at Family Dollar and get the questionnaire so we can guess which part they failed?

This is an amazing idea

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« Reply #3509 on: February 26, 2015, 10:50:03 PM »
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Okay I've talked to probably a dozen researchers and they told me that is a really bad idea to go in looking for a Sasquatch by myself so I've talked to 45 people that's going to meet me down there and I'm looking for anybody of my Facebook friends that is willing to spend a week in Oklahoma and that if you're still interested and then I'm going to go to a week in Texas and you can leave anytime you want to I plan on leaving in late April 1st of May and I'm like I said you can leave now if you only want to spend 1 night 2 nights or whatever that's fine but if you want to go contact me and I can fill you in on a lot of information we're going to live I I found out two really big hot spots from some professionals that's been doing it for a long time and they told me where to go and I pick them out and that's where I'm going so it's a hotspot I'm sure the couple nights we can get some action so if you want to go let me know here in the next month month and a half

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« Reply #3510 on: February 26, 2015, 11:33:07 PM »
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Okay I've talked to probably a dozen researchers and they told me that is a really bad idea to go in looking for a Sasquatch by myself so I've talked to 45 people that's going to meet me down there and I'm looking for anybody of my Facebook friends that is willing to spend a week in Oklahoma and that if you're still interested and then I'm going to go to a week in Texas and you can leave anytime you want to I plan on leaving in late April 1st of May and I'm like I said you can leave now if you only want to spend 1 night 2 nights or whatever that's fine but if you want to go contact me and I can fill you in on a lot of information we're going to live I I found out two really big hot spots from some professionals that's been doing it for a long time and they told me where to go and I pick them out and that's where I'm going so it's a hotspot I'm sure the couple nights we can get some action so if you want to go let me know here in the next month month and a half

this is the greatest run-on sentence in history, not even a single rough ridin' comma  :driving:

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« Reply #3511 on: February 27, 2015, 01:27:20 PM »
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She is a beautiful little girl! Plus i love her gender neutral clothing! She is an absolute doll!

A comment on a friend's baby's picture. Too many gender specific pronouns for my liking.

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« Reply #3512 on: February 27, 2015, 01:49:22 PM »
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Okay I've talked to probably a dozen researchers and they told me that is a really bad idea to go in looking for a Sasquatch by myself so I've talked to 45 people that's going to meet me down there and I'm looking for anybody of my Facebook friends that is willing to spend a week in Oklahoma and that if you're still interested and then I'm going to go to a week in Texas and you can leave anytime you want to I plan on leaving in late April 1st of May and I'm like I said you can leave now if you only want to spend 1 night 2 nights or whatever that's fine but if you want to go contact me and I can fill you in on a lot of information we're going to live I I found out two really big hot spots from some professionals that's been doing it for a long time and they told me where to go and I pick them out and that's where I'm going so it's a hotspot I'm sure the couple nights we can get some action so if you want to go let me know here in the next month month and a half

this is the greatest run-on sentence in history, not even a single rough ridin' comma  :driving:

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« Reply #3513 on: March 01, 2015, 01:30:40 PM »
"How do I get rid of foot fungus?" <--- female.


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« Reply #3514 on: March 01, 2015, 01:48:03 PM »
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« Reply #3516 on: March 02, 2015, 08:29:14 PM »



Trying to pry a toddler out of the McDonalds playplace has to be one of the hardest things to do in this world.



It looks like nicname and I have a Facebook friend in common.    :peek:

The last time that I took a toddler with me.. it was actually pretty easy. Just gotta offer them ice cream.
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« Reply #3517 on: March 03, 2015, 06:31:09 AM »




Trying to pry a toddler out of the McDonalds playplace has to be one of the hardest things to do in this world.



It looks like nicname and I have a Facebook friend in common.    :peek:

The last time that I took a toddler with me.. it was actually pretty easy. Just gotta offer them ice cream.
where have I been? Is this real?


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« Reply #3518 on: March 03, 2015, 08:43:03 AM »
I'd say Family Dollar's questionnaire did a good job of screening out weirdos in this case.

Can someone go apply at Family Dollar and get the questionnaire so we can guess which part they failed?

This is an amazing idea



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« Reply #3519 on: March 03, 2015, 12:46:18 PM »
I'd say Family Dollar's questionnaire did a good job of screening out weirdos in this case.

Can someone go apply at Family Dollar and get the questionnaire so we can guess which part they failed?

This is an amazing idea



She doesn't even realize the name of the store is Family Dollar, not Family Dollars.

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« Reply #3520 on: March 03, 2015, 02:02:57 PM »
ya i heard that too, but i bet she did great on the questionaire


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« Reply #3521 on: March 03, 2015, 08:23:48 PM »
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« Reply #3522 on: March 03, 2015, 10:28:02 PM »




If only I would've known about this before Valentines day....
@Winters, I don't want to get up in your business, but the King shouldn't have to put up with this crap.


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« Reply #3523 on: March 05, 2015, 10:42:23 AM »




If only I would've known about this before Valentines day....
@Winters, I don't want to get up in your business, but the King shouldn't have to put up with this crap.


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« Reply #3524 on: March 06, 2015, 11:36:37 AM »
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Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes. I had a blast today! I played UNO with my little sister, I saw 5 cats in my yard including one that's preggo, I watched Ghost Adventures, I had some box pizza, peanut butter cream pie and German chocolate cake! My dads treating me out to Golden Corral as one of my birthday presents! Next year I hope to throw a party since I will be 25 yrs old! Of course I'll need an experts help like a couple guys I know
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