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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #3400 on: December 27, 2014, 10:08:18 AM »
Quote from: Tobias on December 27, 2014, 09:21:15 AM
not sure if they thought through the "grandma re re" thing
I did, because once she got going, you know.
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« Reply #3401 on: December 28, 2014, 12:13:59 AM »
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I just wanted the world to know that my biceps just reached an 8 inch circumference and I'm feeling hella tight.
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« Reply #3402 on: December 28, 2014, 06:32:01 AM »
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« Reply #3403 on: December 28, 2014, 09:01:04 AM »
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I just wanted the world to know that my biceps just reached an 8 inch circumference and I'm feeling hella tight.
Girl or guy? Sarcastic or no?

I have average arms I guess but it would be so fun to wear a "suns out, guns out" tank if I were a twig.
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« Reply #3404 on: December 28, 2014, 12:00:39 PM »
Quote from: sunny_cat on December 28, 2014, 12:13:59 AM
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I just wanted the world to know that my biceps just reached an 8 inch circumference and I'm feeling hella tight.

without measuring and based on my arms that seems tiny  :cool:
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« Reply #3405 on: December 28, 2014, 06:55:07 PM »
Quote from: KITNfury on December 28, 2014, 09:01:04 AM
Quote from: sunny_cat on December 28, 2014, 12:13:59 AM
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I just wanted the world to know that my biceps just reached an 8 inch circumference and I'm feeling hella tight.
Girl or guy? Sarcastic or no?

I have average arms I guess but it would be so fun to wear a "suns out, guns out" tank if I were a twig.
Guy. Somewhat sarcastic.
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« Reply #3406 on: January 08, 2015, 08:24:46 AM »
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It's been a week today that my fiancé left me and I feel like the dagger is still in my chest with someone twisting it.

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Huge slut that tries to use her daughter as an excuse why she's single. It's not because she found then right guy because she only cares what gets her a head in life.
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« Reply #3407 on: January 08, 2015, 09:17:31 AM »
like, she has no head?  can't blame her for wanting one. 
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« Reply #3408 on: January 09, 2015, 10:05:03 AM »
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like, she has no head?  can't blame her for wanting one.

You have to give to get....
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« Reply #3409 on: January 09, 2015, 10:07:34 AM »
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« Reply #3410 on: January 10, 2015, 12:21:01 PM »
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« Reply #3411 on: January 10, 2015, 12:51:48 PM »
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« Reply #3412 on: January 10, 2015, 12:52:12 PM »
may as well add this to apple jack's have a great day thread
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« Reply #3413 on: January 10, 2015, 12:53:15 PM »
Trials and tribulations!
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« Reply #3414 on: January 11, 2015, 04:20:42 PM »
No time to entertain eff crap.
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« Reply #3415 on: January 15, 2015, 10:00:09 PM »
i have a question, you guys.  i went to juco with this lady and she is from AZ.  her facebook is the most insufferable thing i have ever seen on facebook/twitter.  so my question is, do you guys want to see some of it?
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« Reply #3416 on: January 15, 2015, 10:06:39 PM »
Bring it, TBT.
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #3417 on: January 15, 2015, 10:17:37 PM »
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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
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« Reply #3418 on: January 15, 2015, 10:20:13 PM »
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #3419 on: January 15, 2015, 10:22:21 PM »
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #3420 on: January 16, 2015, 08:51:12 AM »
Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on January 15, 2015, 10:17:37 PM
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #3421 on: January 16, 2015, 09:44:49 AM »
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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #3422 on: January 16, 2015, 11:20:38 AM »


this pseudo-intellect usually has a thesaurus handy when he posts on facebook. Also doesnt understand what slavery is.
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« Reply #3423 on: January 16, 2015, 12:14:44 PM »
Smart enough to make $500k a year

Chose to make $50k
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« Reply #3424 on: January 16, 2015, 12:19:29 PM »
So their version of beans and cornbread is with baked beans, huh.
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