Author Topic: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown (Read 530454 times)

felix rex · « **Reply #3125 on:** August 27, 2014, 06:27:36 AM »

Quote from: slobber on August 26, 2014, 04:14:00 PM

Quote from: Spracne on August 26, 2014, 03:50:00 PM
militant breast feeders are just the worst.
On our 2nd child, when the la leche lady came in and started manipulating my wife's breast I blurted out, "where can I get licensed to do that?"
La leche lady did not think I was funny.

Gonna win 'em all!

On a related note, when my sister had a preemie she posted on Facebook that the specialist was teaching the kid to "suck, swallow and breath at the same time" or something. Her page was immediately flooded with redneck friends posting: "So, can you just sign anybody up for that class?"

michigancat · « **Reply #3126 on:** September 01, 2014, 10:16:41 AM »

Someone passed this along from a very wise man

puniraptor · « **Reply #3127 on:** September 04, 2014, 08:29:46 AM »

Quote from: parking lot rager

This girl really changed her profile picture to one of her and [ bf ] from yearsss ago & I'm having to hear about it from the last person I expected to hear it from. SMH, all of u who saw & didn't say crap- pat yourself on the back! (NOT)
Don't know what this bitch is tryna pull, but I'm definitely not the one to eff around with!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3128 on:** September 04, 2014, 01:41:43 PM »

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I hate gym selfies. Like we all know you're skinny, bitch, shut up!

IPA4Me · « **Reply #3129 on:** September 05, 2014, 06:48:01 AM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on September 04, 2014, 01:41:43 PM

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I hate gym selfies. Like we all know you're skinny, bitch, shut up!

Oh man. Somebody is jealous.

michigancat · « **Reply #3130 on:** September 08, 2014, 04:53:41 PM »

slobber · « **Reply #3131 on:** September 08, 2014, 04:57:38 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on September 08, 2014, 04:53:41 PM

WTF??????

puniraptor · « **Reply #3132 on:** September 08, 2014, 04:58:27 PM »

i'm most curious as to what that means to the poster in the context of their own life.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #3133 on:** September 10, 2014, 01:11:14 AM »

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With all this media hype about all these domestic violence cases in the nfl...it makes me gitty that hockey season is only 30 days away....

I agree. Domestic violence makes me appreciate hockey more.

8manpick · « **Reply #3134 on:** September 10, 2014, 08:42:09 AM »

So gitty

Institutional Control · « **Reply #3135 on:** September 10, 2014, 12:28:52 PM »

Institutional Control · « **Reply #3136 on:** September 11, 2014, 07:42:10 AM »

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ESPN seems hell bent on ruining the same sports that they make Billions off of, don't bite the hand that feeds ya and I'm done with your TMZ style of sports news ?#?FoxSports1FromNowOn? ?#?LiberalsInSports?

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I'm so sick of them expecting modern day gladiators who lay there health and lives on the line for entertainment, not to be a little wild and fuckin crazy. crap happens man up, pay the fine, move on. dont harp on a story and try to fire everyone involved, at the end of the day the NFL is a privately held company

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Its the Pussification of america one day all of our kids will be playing soccer and suckin each other like michael sam and it will be more acceptable than playing football and knockin someone out

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I feel like the way we grew up is a dying breed, I was the youngest and took a beating from everyone, but it made me tougher and able to handle pretty much anything life throws at me it was good for me

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3137 on:** September 11, 2014, 08:05:46 AM »

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #3138 on:** September 11, 2014, 08:10:43 AM »

Quote from: Batt BcKee on September 11, 2014, 07:42:10 AM

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ESPN seems hell bent on ruining the same sports that they make Billions off of, don't bite the hand that feeds ya and I'm done with your TMZ style of sports news ?#?FoxSports1FromNowOn? ?#?LiberalsInSports?

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I'm so sick of them expecting modern day gladiators who lay there health and lives on the line for entertainment, not to be a little wild and fuckin crazy. crap happens man up, pay the fine, move on. dont harp on a story and try to fire everyone involved, at the end of the day the NFL is a privately held company

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Its the Pussification of america one day all of our kids will be playing soccer and suckin each other like michael sam and it will be more acceptable than playing football and knockin someone out

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I feel like the way we grew up is a dying breed, I was the youngest and took a beating from everyone, but it made me tougher and able to handle pretty much anything life throws at me it was good for me

nice friend you have there.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #3139 on:** September 11, 2014, 08:15:15 AM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on September 11, 2014, 08:10:43 AM

nice friend you have there.

Yeah, he's pretty much a dumbass.

michigancat · « **Reply #3140 on:** September 16, 2014, 05:31:09 PM »

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #3141 on:** September 16, 2014, 06:24:39 PM »

*like*

mocat · « **Reply #3142 on:** September 17, 2014, 10:28:29 AM »

how would you click like if you rode in the back of a pickup and died?

Mr Bread · « **Reply #3143 on:** September 17, 2014, 10:39:32 AM »

Quote from: mocat on September 17, 2014, 10:28:29 AM

how would you click like if you rode in the back of a pickup and died?

They aren't asking the dead kids to like it so it's not a problem.

michigancat · « **Reply #3144 on:** September 17, 2014, 10:43:33 AM »

Quote from: mocat on September 17, 2014, 10:28:29 AM

how would you click like if you rode in the back of a pickup and died?

"share if you didn't!"

Mr Bread · « **Reply #3145 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:06:25 AM »

You also could have lived and not ridden in one. What then? OMFG

steve dave · « **Reply #3146 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:08:38 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 17, 2014, 11:06:25 AM

You also could have lived and not ridden in one. What then? OMFG

keep scrolling for satan

michigancat · « **Reply #3147 on:** September 18, 2014, 04:04:32 PM »

I kinda hate to share it but a cousin-in-law just posted about how stressed she was but she decided to let God worry for her. When she got home from bible study she had an etsy order for 5 items but then she saw that the order for things she pre-made last week (which never happens). And it was because of God.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #3148 on:** September 19, 2014, 08:27:05 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on September 18, 2014, 04:04:32 PM

I kinda hate to share it but a cousin-in-law just posted about how stressed she was but she decided to let God worry for her. When she got home from bible study she had an etsy order for 5 items but then she saw that the order for things she pre-made last week (which never happens). And it was because of God.

"BECAUSE GOD"

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #3149 on:** September 19, 2014, 08:38:50 AM »

god loves him some etsy