facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown

[jtksu]

its worth a read jt

I tried.   I got bored.

Understandable, probably why you are a racist piece of crap, can't read good.

Uh, I'm clearly not a racist piece of crap.   Can't you read?

[The Big Train]

its worth a read jt

I tried.   I got bored.

Understandable, probably why you are a racist piece of crap, can't read good.

Uh, I'm clearly not a racist piece of crap.   Can't you read?

I tried.   I got bored.

[jtksu]

its worth a read jt

I tried.   I got bored.

Understandable, probably why you are a racist piece of crap, can't read good.

Uh, I'm clearly not a racist piece of crap.   Can't you read?

I tried.   I got bored.

[The Big Train]

I don't think you understand how bbs'n works

[jtksu]

I don't think you understand how bbs'n works

Or, maybe, you don't.   Think about that for a while.

[The Big Train]

Whenever you wanna stop polluting this thread with crazy talk is fine with me, like, the sooner the better tho

[Stevesie60]

A friend of mine works in a greenhouse in KC. She was there in the evening one night when this 60ish year old man with a terrible hair piece approached her to talk about some project he needed help on. After 15-20 mins of him not leaving, she gave him her e-mail so she could get out of the conversation. This is what he sent her:

Hello Sarah,
              Welcome to the K.C. area thank you for taking time out of your busy day to talk with me and tell me about your project and to listen to what we needed. Please email me after you talk to Mr. Tschanz. We need to get these items we have sitting outside put somewhere to save them for future needs, before the JA. CO. inspector returnes even if only for a short time so the will close there files and get off my back.     Thank You

    Hello again,
           I have one other thing I need to ask you , this is totally out of character for me, but I would kick my self for ever if I failed to ask if you are single and available to date. When I started down the road I had no idea it would lead me to meet a sweet and lovely lady. It was a pleasure to meet and talk with you. A little about me I am looking for someone who is on the same page as me. Interested in a possible long term relationship , someone who is never married or widowed, is conservative [I am 90 degrees to the right] and listen to conservative radio for music Kc 102.1, is exclusively looking for a white person, and is 35 and under. I was married for 10 yrs. when she passed away several yrs. ago after being in the hospital for her last 6 yrs.we had no kids. If you are also single and searching we might be right for one another. Please take your time and think about it and ask questions before you give an answer.I am in my busy season with my businesses until fall, I close down for winter.I await your answers, need know  to something in regard to the buildings soon.The last question can wait until you are ready to answer.If you need more information about anything you may email me any time or if you would like may leave a phone number on here and a time to call, there are several land lines I can use to call back on until I can get my own phone back is service. Please forgive if I have been too forward ,but just could not let a chance slip by to see if you might be interested, haven't felt this way in several years.
                                                          Sincerely
                                                           xxxx

[ChiComCat]

A friend of mine works in a greenhouse in KC. She was there in the evening one night when this 60ish year old man with a terrible hair piece approached her to talk about some project he needed help on. After 15-20 mins of him not leaving, she gave him her e-mail so she could get out of the conversation. This is what he sent her:

Hello Sarah,
              Welcome to the K.C. area thank you for taking time out of your busy day to talk with me and tell me about your project and to listen to what we needed. Please email me after you talk to Mr. Tschanz. We need to get these items we have sitting outside put somewhere to save them for future needs, before the JA. CO. inspector returnes even if only for a short time so the will close there files and get off my back.     Thank You

    Hello again,
           I have one other thing I need to ask you , this is totally out of character for me, but I would kick my self for ever if I failed to ask if you are single and available to date. When I started down the road I had no idea it would lead me to meet a sweet and lovely lady. It was a pleasure to meet and talk with you. A little about me I am looking for someone who is on the same page as me. Interested in a possible long term relationship , someone who is never married or widowed, is conservative [I am 90 degrees to the right] and listen to conservative radio for music Kc 102.1, is exclusively looking for a white person, and is 35 and under. I was married for 10 yrs. when she passed away several yrs. ago after being in the hospital for her last 6 yrs.we had no kids. If you are also single and searching we might be right for one another. Please take your time and think about it and ask questions before you give an answer.I am in my busy season with my businesses until fall, I close down for winter.I await your answers, need know  to something in regard to the buildings soon.The last question can wait until you are ready to answer.If you need more information about anything you may email me any time or if you would like may leave a phone number on here and a time to call, there are several land lines I can use to call back on until I can get my own phone back is service. Please forgive if I have been too forward ,but just could not let a chance slip by to see if you might be interested, haven't felt this way in several years.
                                                          Sincerely
                                                           xxxx

And they say romance is dead

[Spracne]

Agreed.  Seems like a sweet old widower.

[felix rex]

She should tell him yes, but then add that she wasn't also looking "exclusively" for a white person.  Just to see if that's really a dealbreaker.

[Mrs. Gooch]

He's a widower but refuses to date anyone who was ever married.

She should just tell him that she listens to liberal radio.

[Institutional Control]

I like that he's in his 60s and looking for someone 35 and under. Total stud move.

[420seriouscat69]

I like that he's in his 60s and looking for someone 35 and under. Total stud move.

He probably wants kids.

[Dugout DickStone]

would kill to get this guy to post in master dating thread

[Winters]

Im going to apply for the deli spot at Rays Apple Market tomorrow. My little mowing business isn't enough money to pay off all these ridiculous medical bills. Like the $500 for an ambulance ride from the high school parking lot to the emergency room. That was dumb and lousy. Lol

[puniraptor]

$500? did he get an ambulance ride Groupon?

also, I hope hes good because the last deli meat slicer person I had took forever and had no pride at all in their work.

[Spracne]

$500? did he get an ambulance ride Groupon?

also, I hope hes good because the last deli meat slicer person I had took forever and had no pride at all in their work.

Maybe he has insurance.  Also, how shitty are these parents?  What kind of parents make their high school kid pay his own medical bills following a health-related episode?  Here, let me claim you as my dependent for tax purposes, but you're on your own, kid. 

[Emo EMAW]

She should date him for several months and then War of the Roses his ass.

[Mrs. Gooch]

$500? did he get an ambulance ride Groupon?

also, I hope hes good because the last deli meat slicer person I had took forever and had no pride at all in their work.

Maybe he has insurance.  Also, how shitty are these parents?  What kind of parents make their high school kid pay his own medical bills following a health-related episode?  Here, let me claim you as my dependent for tax purposes, but you're on your own, kid.

Is it a high school kid? How do you know?

[Spracne]

$500? did he get an ambulance ride Groupon?

also, I hope hes good because the last deli meat slicer person I had took forever and had no pride at all in their work.

Maybe he has insurance.  Also, how shitty are these parents?  What kind of parents make their high school kid pay his own medical bills following a health-related episode?  Here, let me claim you as my dependent for tax purposes, but you're on your own, kid.

Is it a high school kid? How do you know?

Just a strong guess based on context clues?

[highway61]

$500? did he get an ambulance ride Groupon?

also, I hope hes good because the last deli meat slicer person I had took forever and had no pride at all in their work.

Maybe he has insurance.  Also, how shitty are these parents?  What kind of parents make their high school kid pay his own medical bills following a health-related episode?  Here, let me claim you as my dependent for tax purposes, but you're on your own, kid.

Is it a high school kid? How do you know?

Just a strong guess based on context clues?

I could see why you think that, but from what I recall from earlier in this thread he is no longer in high school.  He is just the kind of guy that hangs out in high school parking lots years after he is no longer in high school.

[Frankenklein]

probably costs the same to get an ambulance ride from Rays so I don't see his reasoning at all

[Shooter Jones]

$500? did he get an ambulance ride Groupon?

also, I hope hes good because the last deli meat slicer person I had took forever and had no pride at all in their work.

Maybe he has insurance.  Also, how shitty are these parents?  What kind of parents make their high school kid pay his own medical bills following a health-related episode?  Here, let me claim you as my dependent for tax purposes, but you're on your own, kid.

Is it a high school kid? How do you know?

Just a strong guess based on context clues?

I could see why you think that, but from what I recall from earlier in this thread he is no longer in high school.  He is just the kind of guy that hangs out in high school parking lots years after he is no longer in high school.

if this is true, all signs point to him not having insurance and him not being allowed within a quarter mile of a school. so now I'm really confused

[Mrs. Gooch]

Winters, please clarify whether this guy is in high school or not.

[Dugout DickStone]

My guess, not in HS but got into a fight in the HS lot and needed an ambulance.