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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #2575 on: April 04, 2014, 12:11:23 PM »
That sounds miserable.

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« Reply #2576 on: April 04, 2014, 12:12:19 PM »
hey look out mother fuckers we just posted all the views of our cameras so you know where we wont be able to see you. also don't even think about putting a ski mask on and stealing more stuff because our cameras aren't that good and unless we catch your license plate there is literally no chance of us catching you.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #2577 on: April 04, 2014, 12:22:34 PM »
hey look out mother fuckers we just posted all the views of our cameras so you know where we wont be able to see you. also don't even think about putting a ski mask on and stealing more stuff because our cameras aren't that good and unless we catch your license plate there is literally no chance of us catching you.

Just try it and see how fast you are both found and then hurt.  It's your funeral.
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« Reply #2578 on: April 04, 2014, 12:25:17 PM »
I mean they will positively bury Tonya.  I hope he's got a dirge picked out. 
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« Reply #2579 on: April 04, 2014, 12:28:05 PM »
im going to EMP that bitch but not steal anything except like all the remotes for their TVs just so I can see what they post about next
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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #2580 on: April 04, 2014, 12:29:51 PM »
im going to EMP that bitch but not steal anything except like all the remotes for their TVs just so I can what they post about next

You should take a crap on their garage floor.  Would be lolers.
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« Reply #2581 on: April 04, 2014, 06:15:04 PM »
My hometown hs peeps have been posting off the chain lately. I can barely keep up. Sad KU lost, all they post about now is their auto shop working problems and their wedding photos down by the creek.

I never thought I'd see the day when gE would turn its back to the blue-collar, salt-of-the-earth folks in this world.  What's wrong with a couple of wrenchers plying their trade in exchange for reasonable compensation?

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« Reply #2582 on: April 05, 2014, 10:57:41 AM »
My hometown hs peeps have been posting off the chain lately. I can barely keep up. Sad KU lost, all they post about now is their auto shop working problems and their wedding photos down by the creek.

I never thought I'd see the day when gE would turn its back to the blue-collar, salt-of-the-earth folks in this world.  What's wrong with a couple of wrenchers plying their trade in exchange for reasonable compensation?

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« Reply #2583 on: April 05, 2014, 11:06:29 AM »
how'd he get to wal-mart?  phog says that he he can't understand our complex streets and sidewalks here in america

He didn't drive.  He needs at least 2 more years in college to master that.

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« Reply #2584 on: April 13, 2014, 07:56:52 PM »


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« Reply #2585 on: April 13, 2014, 08:16:23 PM »
lol

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #2586 on: April 13, 2014, 08:18:27 PM »
WTF? LOLZ

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« Reply #2587 on: April 13, 2014, 08:19:14 PM »
Jesus christ

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Re: facebook posts/tweets from people from your hometown
« Reply #2588 on: April 13, 2014, 08:49:06 PM »
Butt dimple.

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« Reply #2589 on: April 13, 2014, 09:17:55 PM »
Buddy bear looks like he would be the life of any pak

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« Reply #2590 on: April 13, 2014, 09:23:05 PM »
My heavens

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« Reply #2591 on: April 15, 2014, 11:47:38 AM »
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So I'm thinking about Saturday night having a bonfire party back in the woods behind my parents house just like the good old days! Four wheelers and all! There is a bunch of brush that needs to be burned back there, so we might as well make an evening out of it! What does everyone think? Looks like the weather will be good.


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« Reply #2592 on: April 15, 2014, 11:49:15 AM »
he's gonna wait for the right time and tug on a branch and a scentsy party is gonna drop down

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« Reply #2593 on: April 15, 2014, 11:54:33 AM »
True story: Growing up in HS, I was terrified during these little bonfire get togethers. There was the "jocks" and the rednecks. The rednecks always through the parties, cause they didn't have crap else going on. Trying to choke ppl out was a thing big during my HS years. These hillbillies always targeted me at these parties. They never caught me, but I had to drink really slowly. It was straight out of a scene in Dazed and confused. 30 year olds sitting around- all doped up, staring at our HS girls, etc. It was really creepy.

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« Reply #2594 on: April 15, 2014, 12:14:44 PM »
True story: Growing up in HS, I was terrified during these little bonfire get togethers. There was the "jocks" and the rednecks. The rednecks always through the parties, cause they didn't have crap else going on. Trying to choke ppl out was a thing big during my HS years. These hillbillies always targeted me at these parties. They never caught me, but I had to drink really slowly. It was straight out of a scene in Dazed and confused. 30 year olds sitting around- all doped up, staring at our HS girls, etc. It was really creepy.

LOL   The rednecks always through the parties,
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« Reply #2595 on: April 15, 2014, 12:22:18 PM »
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« Reply #2596 on: April 15, 2014, 12:36:39 PM »
True story: Growing up in HS, I was terrified during these little bonfire get togethers. There was the "jocks" and the rednecks. The rednecks always through the parties, cause they didn't have crap else going on. Trying to choke ppl out was a thing big during my HS years. These hillbillies always targeted me at these parties. They never caught me, but I had to drink really slowly. It was straight out of a scene in Dazed and confused. 30 year olds sitting around- all doped up, staring at our HS girls, etc. It was really creepy.

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« Reply #2597 on: April 15, 2014, 12:44:17 PM »
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« Reply #2598 on: April 15, 2014, 01:42:49 PM »
Why do you have such shitty friends, fanning? I feel like someone asks you that questions at least once a week here at g.E

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« Reply #2599 on: April 15, 2014, 01:46:31 PM »
Why do you have such shitty friends, fanning? I feel like someone asks you that questions at least once a week here at g.E
I went to high school in Eudora. I can't help that. I don't have shitty friends IRL. The only other shitty "friends" were my roommates my sophomore year of college. They offered me $300 in a rent a month once they bought the house. I didn't know they'd be making sexy tapes of me and all my interactions in college.  :dunno: I moved out the next year. Since then, not bad.  :dunno: