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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #550 on: February 22, 2013, 02:38:01 PM »
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I would be pissed as well, but the little baby would be your family, and not at fault at all. I think you would probably get over it, unless you are just an awful person.

I don't know about a person being awful for not connecting with the out-of-wedlock child.  Yes, it does indeed "take a village" to raise a child.  Most communities (grass-root communities) invest in the development of children.  However, the USA has very few grass-root communities and parental investment is obviously crucial in that development.  Sibling investment works in a similar manner (which research by Evolutionary Psychologists shows shared DNA/environment being critical).  Let's say Self's daugher is 17.  when Self's daughter is 34, the child will be 17.  It's kind of hard to connect to a child that doesn't share a ton of DNA and an unequal environment.  I'm not even incorporating feelings/emotion into this.  With time, a relationship can develop but it isn't instantaneous.  It doesn't make you an awful person, just a person pulled in many directions where necessity to attach is not present.
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #551 on: February 22, 2013, 02:39:01 PM »
Beems, whenever you are on goEMAW, pretend that you know for a fact he is banging tons of sluts, and that it's awesome and stuff.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #552 on: February 22, 2013, 02:39:55 PM »
Beems, whenever you are on goEMAW, pretend that you know for a fact he is banging tons of sluts, and that it's awesome and stuff.
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #553 on: February 22, 2013, 03:05:22 PM »
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I would be pissed as well, but the little baby would be your family, and not at fault at all. I think you would probably get over it, unless you are just an awful person.

I don't know about a person being awful for not connecting with the out-of-wedlock child.  Yes, it does indeed "take a village" to raise a child.  Most communities (grass-root communities) invest in the development of children.  However, the USA has very few grass-root communities and parental investment is obviously crucial in that development.  Sibling investment works in a similar manner (which research by Evolutionary Psychologists shows shared DNA/environment being critical).  Let's say Self's daugher is 17.  when Self's daughter is 34, the child will be 17.  It's kind of hard to connect to a child that doesn't share a ton of DNA and an unequal environment.  I'm not even incorporating feelings/emotion into this.  With time, a relationship can develop but it isn't instantaneous.  It doesn't make you an awful person, just a person pulled in many directions where necessity to attach is not present.

Wouldn't your half brother/sister share a whole lot of your DNA?

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #554 on: February 22, 2013, 03:47:58 PM »
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

I think I've been pretty open and honest about #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  However, I will provide evidence that you seek.  It involves 3 steps (premeditated of course).

A) Blumpkin's face

B) Cindy's boobs.

C) Blumpkin's face between boobs.

I hope this clears things up.

Love, Blumperz.

Out of curiousity, which definition best defines your intentions?
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #555 on: February 22, 2013, 03:54:55 PM »
This whole thread is a bit of a Luke but the last one really got stupid.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20923.0


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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #556 on: February 22, 2013, 04:12:29 PM »
This whole thread is a bit of a Luke but the last one really got stupid.

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=20923.0

To be fair, only two or three people even knew WTF was even going on in the last thread, and everyone else was just playing along.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #557 on: February 22, 2013, 04:25:46 PM »
Myself and many others heard from KU acquaintances before it was brought to the board.  goEMAW allows for the topic to be discussed instead of rapidly clicking the "Ban User" button. 

I hope Self didn't get another lady preggers.  I would be pissed if my pops stuck it to another lady while still married to my mother.  I'd also hate to have a little bastard half-brother 25+ years younger than myself.  I would not treat him like family.  But...I'm also a dick.

I would be pissed as well, but the little baby would be your family, and not at fault at all. I think you would probably get over it, unless you are just an awful person.

I don't know about a person being awful for not connecting with the out-of-wedlock child.  Yes, it does indeed "take a village" to raise a child.  Most communities (grass-root communities) invest in the development of children.  However, the USA has very few grass-root communities and parental investment is obviously crucial in that development.  Sibling investment works in a similar manner (which research by Evolutionary Psychologists shows shared DNA/environment being critical).  Let's say Self's daugher is 17.  when Self's daughter is 34, the child will be 17.  It's kind of hard to connect to a child that doesn't share a ton of DNA and an unequal environment.  I'm not even incorporating feelings/emotion into this.  With time, a relationship can develop but it isn't instantaneous.  It doesn't make you an awful person, just a person pulled in many directions where necessity to attach is not present.

Wouldn't your half brother/sister share a whole lot of your DNA?

You share the same amount of family DNA genes with half-siblings that you do with grand-parents/uncles and niece/nephews.  It is still a genetic link, but maybe not enough to compensate for the 17 year difference.  Plus, since it is a Bill Self baby, it will look slightly Asain and have capped teeth which is terrible to look at. 
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #558 on: February 22, 2013, 04:27:22 PM »
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

I think I've been pretty open and honest about #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  However, I will provide evidence that you seek.  It involves 3 steps (premeditated of course).

A) Blumpkin's face

B) Cindy's boobs.

C) Blumpkin's face between boobs.

I hope this clears things up.

Love, Blumperz.

Out of curiousity, which definition best defines your intentions?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?utf8=%E2%9C%93&term=motorboating

Definition 1 is the focus of #OperationMotorBoatCindy.  However, I am open rock chalking #CindyBeaverTown if that is what you are implying. 
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #559 on: February 22, 2013, 05:02:45 PM »
I would be interested in the part of the rumor that says the side piece is a secretary for the youth program her does ads for.


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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #560 on: February 22, 2013, 05:42:35 PM »
Nothing better than watching a bunch of liars and trolls try to take the high road against another liar/troll.  Look in the mirror, goEMAW.  You are no better than this guy who claims to be a K-State/KU combo fan.

You used combo fan wrong, professor.

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #561 on: February 22, 2013, 06:45:17 PM »
Sorry, beems. This whole thing must suck. Especially when a legacy is ruined by selfish actions like his. Also, the fact that big bro is about to dethrone your hawks and sweep in football & bball can't help your blood pressure.  :frown:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #563 on: February 22, 2013, 07:10:49 PM »
RIP Baby Massa  :cry:

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #565 on: February 22, 2013, 07:26:01 PM »
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« Reply #566 on: February 22, 2013, 07:27:18 PM »
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« Reply #567 on: February 22, 2013, 07:29:24 PM »
I bet she gets to list the house.  Pretty great move really.
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #568 on: February 22, 2013, 07:29:45 PM »
Glamour shots/myspace angle.  Need more pics.
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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #570 on: February 22, 2013, 08:42:43 PM »
Michelle Hack is only following 39 people on Twitter...one of which being Bill Self.  :sdeek:

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« Reply #571 on: February 22, 2013, 08:44:43 PM »
Ask her if she's doing sex on Bill

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Re: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated
« Reply #573 on: February 22, 2013, 10:00:13 PM »
He is having sex with the strength coach

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« Reply #574 on: February 22, 2013, 10:05:45 PM »
He is having sex with the strength coach
should we be looking at who he isn't having sex with?
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