Author Topic: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated (Read 187098 times)

CNS · « **Reply #425 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:41:51 AM »

Quote from: EllToPay on February 20, 2013, 09:40:02 AM

feel bad for tyler. all his teammates are probably giving bill a high five each morning coming out of his hotel room.

Yeah, Tyler is put in a bad sitch. I mean, if he wasn't on the team, he could stand back and play neutral. But now that he is on the team, he either has to be #TeamDirtBagDad or #TeamMom.

Maybe this is why Bill has lost the team this year. Maybe the guys all really like Tyler and they see how badly Bill is hurting him?

ednksu · « **Reply #426 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:42:14 AM »

We've all heard of jersey chases, now coach chases?

How long till Bill has a Wally Judge type meltdown?

FuzzyWuzzy · « **Reply #427 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:49:31 AM »

Quote from: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 05:21:51 PM

One of my best friends died from a pill overdose at the age of 22, so to imply that I take pills is beyond offensive. Seriously, think before you post next time.

Quote from: OregonSmock on February 19, 2013, 03:28:44 PM

Or maybe you guys could just hope for a team plane crash? Would that be setting the bar too high?

When I was in high school, one of my friends lost his dad and uncle in a crash flying their plane to Ohio on a business trip, so to wish that fate on others is beyond offensive. rough ridin' hypocrite

pissclams · « **Reply #428 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:53:07 AM »

The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

GCJayhawker · « **Reply #429 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:56:03 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 09:53:07 AM

The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #430 on:** February 20, 2013, 09:59:51 AM »

Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 20, 2013, 09:56:03 AM

Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

Sounds like lots of stuff is news to you.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #431 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:00:21 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2013, 09:59:51 AM

Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 20, 2013, 09:56:03 AM
Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

Sounds like lots of stuff is news to you.

like the definition of "tshirt fan"

pissclams · « **Reply #432 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:03:41 AM »

Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 20, 2013, 09:56:03 AM

Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

well, when there's a strong possibility of longtime friend and poster, OregonSmock, making an appearance, you better believe i'll be watching.

GCJayhawker · « **Reply #433 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:04:12 AM »

Quote from: OK Cat on February 20, 2013, 10:00:21 AM

Quote from: Limestone on February 20, 2013, 09:59:51 AM
Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 20, 2013, 09:56:03 AM
Quote from: pissclams on February 20, 2013, 09:53:07 AM
The Real World Portland is starting up March 27th... BMW, you better make at least one appearance.

People still watch that show, news to me.

Sounds like lots of stuff is news to you.

like the definition of "tshirt fan"

Just messing, I really did just learn what that was the other day. Things happen

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #434 on:** February 20, 2013, 02:52:18 PM »

So here is a quick recap of the thread:

A) Self drilled a chick...she's preggers.

B) Beems was pissed, left and came back. He was greeted kindly then gE got back to it. His friend died of an overdose. Bummer. Drugs = Bad.

C) Real World Portland begins March 27th (who knew).

D) I still want to motor boat Cindy.

It's a rough summary, but back on topic. I want to know the sexual position Self and this chick did to get preggers. Was it classic missionary? Maybe doggy-style on a desk where Self has a foot on the desk and is making some creeper face with his pseudo-mullet? Oh the possibilities. Maybe the chick was reverse cowgirlling Self...I just don't know.

Any inside information would be great.

Headinjun · « **Reply #435 on:** February 20, 2013, 03:30:53 PM »

I've been hearing it was some weird diaper sex thing.

You know how men of power like to be treated in bed. So they say

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #436 on:** February 20, 2013, 03:35:55 PM »

Well, now I don't even believe Headinjun's Deadspace story.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #437 on:** February 20, 2013, 03:36:14 PM »

Quote from: Headinjun on February 20, 2013, 03:30:53 PM

I've been hearing it was some weird diaper sex thing.

You know how men of power like to be treated in bed. So they say

Blumperz sock outed.

puniraptor · « **Reply #438 on:** February 20, 2013, 03:40:39 PM »

you cant get pregnant if you use a diaper

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #439 on:** February 20, 2013, 03:40:55 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 20, 2013, 03:36:14 PM

Quote from: Headinjun on February 20, 2013, 03:30:53 PM
I've been hearing it was some weird diaper sex thing.

You know how men of power like to be treated in bed. So they say

Blumperz sock outed.

Diaper sex from Injun Joe...I didn't see that coming. I'm glad that HeadInjun's 3rd post involved diaper sex. It reminds me of a young Blumperz.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #440 on:** February 20, 2013, 03:44:13 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on February 20, 2013, 03:40:39 PM

you cant get pregnant if you use a diaper

JesusShuttlesworth · « **Reply #441 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:18:36 PM »

Totally heartless for the camera to be zooming in on an obviously broken and haggard Cindy Self.

wetwillie · « **Reply #442 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:19:24 PM »

Quote from: JesusShuttlesworth on February 20, 2013, 10:18:36 PM

Totally heartless for the camera to be zooming in on an obviously broken and haggard Cindy Self.

Yea it was a new low for ESPN

meow meow · « **Reply #443 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:19:50 PM »

Cindy is taking this all surprisingly well

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #444 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:21:36 PM »

Guys that die by pill o/d are huge losers

sys · « **Reply #445 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:22:21 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on February 20, 2013, 10:19:24 PM

Quote from: JesusShuttlesworth on February 20, 2013, 10:18:36 PM
Totally heartless for the camera to be zooming in on an obviously broken and haggard Cindy Self.

Yea it was a new low for ESPN

"not easy being the coach's wife". airing the selfs' dirty laundry in front of the entire nation.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #446 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:22:53 PM »

I'd cheat on her too.

ednksu · « **Reply #447 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:27:31 PM »

espn has to know what is going on. she has never been on TV this much in Bill's entire career.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #448 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:28:56 PM »

She looks pretty rough when the camera zooms in on her.....I think things are starting to take a toll on her. Blumpkins, you had better get on that quick before she becomes unmotorboatable.

Phil Titola · « **Reply #449 on:** February 20, 2013, 10:32:43 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on February 20, 2013, 10:27:31 PM

espn has to know what is going on. she has never been on TV this much in Bill's entire career.

Have you EVER seen her on TV? I don't see many of their contests though.