Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated

[ben ji]

If KU cant get stevens who do they go after?

I think we already ruled out pearl. Maybe Jim Beiliein or whatever michigans coach's name is? Jay Wright?

[ben ji]

His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college. 

Fanning with the low blow

[OregonSmock]

Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.

Link?

['taterblast]

you guys, relax. pinkel stayed at mizzou (), self can stay at ku.

[CNS]

you guys, relax. pinkel stayed at mizzou (), self can stay at ku.

Pinkel's side piece moved.  No way a Self side piece will move.  not when he has already offered her $3M.  She is in the drivers seat and she knows it. 

[KSUblumpkin]

Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

I think I've made it quite clear that I'm fantasizing about motor boating Bill Self's soon to be ex-wife.  I'm not butthurt, but facehurt from my face between those boobs.  If you think 3-46 will wear on me in the summer (inside my "ughly, pathetic little head of mine") you are mistaken.  I'm sure your summer may have more stress as you will be far more concerned with 0-9.  I'm sure a KU loss to Belmont in the second round of the NCAA tourney will go nicely with the Bucknell and University of Northern Iowa losses.

[420seriouscat69]

They won't let them talk about this on the phog. Look at all these "guests" on this page. 

['taterblast]

welcome ad astra friends! TSC!

[OregonSmock]

Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.

['taterblast]

so I can leave this place for good.

 

[OregonSmock]

His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college. 

Seriously, Heath?  WTF man?

[KSUblumpkin]

Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.

This website is like "Hotel California".  You can check out anytime you'd like but you can never leave.

[Cartierfor3]

 

[ChiComCat]

Is this really what we're going to be subjected to now that you guys have oscar Weber?  Now that 3-46 has taken up a permanent residence inside your ugly little heads?  If so, just tell me now so I can leave this place for good.

I enjoy your self righteous indignation at all of this.  Meanwhile, I am headed to the phog to read another "just wait until Bill dies" post

[Rage Against the McKee]

Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.

Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.

[420seriouscat69]

so I can leave this place for good.

 

Welp, we've been down this road before, beems. We know how this ends. You'll be back when you beat us in the big 12 tourney. Classic beems move here boys. 

[sonofdaxjones]

Oh boy

[bubbles4ksu]

Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.

Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.

except this time its coming to fruition.

but beems says we are talking about it because oscar is our coach. 

[Rage Against the McKee]

Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.

Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.

except this time its coming to fruition.

but beems says we are talking about it because oscar is our coach. 

The divorce is, but that doesn't necessarily mean Self is gone.

[420seriouscat69]

His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college. 

Seriously, Heath?  WTF man?

There's a lot of weed in Oregon. Don't shoot the messenger, Ben.

[KSUblumpkin]

Congrats, goEMAW.  We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU.  3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.

Link?

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=26308.msg743906#msg743906

If Self does go, who do you think KU should hire? These threads are fun. We do them with Bill pretty much every year.

except this time its coming to fruition.

but beems says we are talking about it because oscar is our coach. 

Just like Bill Self came to fruition inside that 23 year old secretary of a youth group.  Zing!

***KSUBlumpkin fists pumps and grabs some popcorn***

[Cartierfor3]

You hear Self mention a convo with his wife about their chances at another league title today? They played it in his press conference clips on BITB's show. He kinda threw it in there all casual like- "well I was talking with my wife about that last night..."

['taterblast]

Just like Bill Self came to fruition inside that 23 year old secretary of a youth group.  Zing!

***KSUBlumpkin fists pumps and grabs some popcorn***

i underestimated you...

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

the "guests" from the nazi regime of the phog are probably in utter shock at the freedoms we have here. Welcome to goEMAW friends

[EMAWmeister]

What if they take oscar from us!?!?!?!?! My god, the jokes of "successful K-State coaches move on to KU" would NEVER end