Author Topic: Bill Self relationship status: It's Complicated (Read 188900 times)

CNS · « **Reply #150 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:14:59 PM »

Larry Brown would be packed and out of TX before his bosses could finish reading the first ESPN crawler.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #151 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:15:44 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 14, 2013, 11:48:03 AM

I love how Blumpers is probably more mumped up than the people he treats, but it's completely benign.

LOL...benign craziness is the best kind of craziness! Plus it takes a psycho to know a psycho so I consider my self "well-endowed".

If Self left for the 76ers, I could see KU go after a coach like Brad Stevens or Shaka Smart. KU would definitely throw a parade and this 23 year old secretary he banged will be enjoying a fat child support check (and I'll be motor boating Ex Mrs. Self).

I think we all come out winners to me.

SEK_EMAW · « **Reply #152 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:21:04 PM »

Does Doc jump ship with Self, or do they promote from within and make him the HC?

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #153 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:22:17 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 14, 2013, 02:14:59 PM

Larry Brown would be packed and out of TX before his bosses could finish reading the first ESPN crawler.

I could see this. Seth Greenberg, oscar Pearl and Kelvin Sampson may also be available.

Signed,

Bill "Kock Chalk 23 year old Bangkok" Self.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #154 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:24:16 PM »

Quote from: SEK_EMAW on February 14, 2013, 02:21:04 PM

Does Doc jump ship with Self, or do they promote from within and make him the HC?

No way KU would promote Doc. Not with the tenure he had at Nebraska.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #155 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:24:39 PM »

Jim Larranaga is going to be a big name after this season.

kstater · « **Reply #156 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:25:41 PM »

Source: B-

Self offered her 3 mil to get rid of the kid, she said no and that's why Manning was in town Monday. To rough her up a bit.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #157 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:36:18 PM »

Quote from: kstater on February 14, 2013, 02:25:41 PM

Source: B-

Self offered her 3 mil to get rid of the kid, she said no and that's why Manning was in town Monday. To rough her up a bit.

Well played, well played. I'm glad you didn't go the coat hanger/chloroform route and stayed classy with the Manning reference!

Pett · « **Reply #158 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:39:26 PM »

Self (or his wife) is as good as gone after this season, we knew this guys. I'm interested to see what NBA team he lands with

GCJayhawker · « **Reply #159 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:54:17 PM »

You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #160 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:56:18 PM »

Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:54:17 PM

You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?

GCJayhawker · « **Reply #161 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:58:01 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 14, 2013, 02:56:18 PM

Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:54:17 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?

Taquitos are delicious.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #162 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:01:28 PM »

Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:58:01 PM

Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 14, 2013, 02:56:18 PM
Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:54:17 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?

Taquitos are delicious.

Pepper jack taquitos are awesome!

CNS · « **Reply #163 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:02:00 PM »

Quote from: KSUblumpkin on February 14, 2013, 03:01:28 PM

Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:58:01 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on February 14, 2013, 02:56:18 PM
Quote from: GCJayhawker on February 14, 2013, 02:54:17 PM
You guys are idiots, I wish I knew you in real life so I could place a monetary wager on Bill Self not leaving after this year.

Meet at Quik Trip for a taquito?

Taquitos are delicious.

Pepper jack taquitos are awesome!

Favorite bait?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #164 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:04:01 PM »

I doubt Self leaves and count out oscar Pearl, he's number 2 or 3 in the kusportsTUCKS.com list of most hated coaches.

CNS · « **Reply #165 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:06:43 PM »

Thank God. oscar Pearl at KU would be ridic.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #166 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:11:19 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 14, 2013, 03:06:43 PM

Thank God. oscar Pearl at KU would be ridic.

Oh man, wow, don't even want to think about it, and they'd be likeable (I mean not that Bill Self wouldn't be intersting to have a beer with, I mean, well, consider how distracted he'd be, but, you know, he seems snarky and stuff, but probably okay. oscar on the other hand, the stories, "Hand to god . . . your lips to gods ears", I mean come on)

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #167 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:12:04 PM »

KU is going to have to have some kind of fall from grace like Kentucky did with Billy Clyde before they would ever even consider a coach like oscar Pearl.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #168 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:12:55 PM »

Hmmmmm...what about Larry Eustachy and KU? He has kicked the Natty Lite to the curb and you don't have to worry about him having an affair with his wife as they are divorced due to a) his drinking and b) her sleeping with one of his players. This could be the anti-Bill Self.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #169 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:13:28 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2013, 03:11:19 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 14, 2013, 03:06:43 PM
Thank God. oscar Pearl at KU would be ridic.

Oh man, wow, don't even want to think about it, and they'd be likeable (I mean not that Bill Self wouldn't be intersting to have a beer with, I mean, well, consider how distracted he'd be, but, you know, he seems snarky and stuff, but probably okay. oscar on the other hand, the stories, "Hand to god . . . your lips to gods ears", I mean come on)

oscar would go to the football games shirtless with his chest painted blue.

Too bad they're too good for him.

OregonSmock · « **Reply #170 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:30:23 PM »

Congrats, goEMAW. We're now up to six full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU. 3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #171 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:31:54 PM »

Quote from: OregonSmock on February 14, 2013, 03:30:23 PM

Congrats, goEMAW. We're now up to six pages full pages of butthurt K-State fans fantasizing about Coach Self leaving KU. 3-46 is setting up a summer vacation inside those ugly, pathetic little heads of yours.

Sorry your coach is getting divorced. Hopefully he stays at KU.

CNS · « **Reply #172 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:33:27 PM »

Beems, how good would you guys be with Pearl. I mean, my god....

TSC'ing would be a natural reaction rather than something that half our fans don't do.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #173 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:34:33 PM »

Beems is always really angry even when his team wins. Weird

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #174 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:53:19 PM »

His drug addiction puts him in mood swings. I've seen it before. Former roommate in college.