Author Topic: Super Powers Thread  (Read 12496 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #50 on: March 17, 2010, 03:02:01 PM »
Omniscience


/thread

Boring. You'd know everything, but wouldn't be able to do anything about it. And would still have to fly places I could teleport to in an instant.

 :lol:

At least, once he gained  his omniscience, he would definitely know he chose the wrong super power.
My first order of business when I gain this power is to bankrupt you, since i'll know your bank account #, pin number and location of your debit card.  And of course how to teleport, so I can steal it. 

You'd probably just go insane anyway, with all that info swimming around in your head.

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2010, 03:07:13 PM »
Not mixing it up...i'm saying, all knowing = all powerful, but all powerful != all knowing
If you're all knowing you CANNOT be all powerful.  You do not have the power to surprise yourself or be surprised at all.  You would have no free will at all.

Offline Saulbadguy

  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 9941
  • what
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2010, 03:11:55 PM »
Not mixing it up...i'm saying, all knowing = all powerful, but all powerful != all knowing
If you're all knowing you CANNOT be all powerful.  You do not have the power to surprise yourself or be surprised at all.  You would have no free will at all.
I think i'd know how to handle all that.  You know, from knowing everything.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

Online Trim

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 41989
  • Pfizer PLUS Moderna and now Pfizer Bivalent
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2010, 03:12:36 PM »
Not mixing it up...i'm saying, all knowing = all powerful, but all powerful != all knowing
If you're all knowing you CANNOT be all powerful.  You do not have the power to surprise yourself or be surprised at all.  You would have no free will at all.
I think i'd know how to handle all that.  You know, from knowing everything.

:combofan:

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2010, 03:27:09 PM »
Not mixing it up...i'm saying, all knowing = all powerful, but all powerful != all knowing
If you're all knowing you CANNOT be all powerful.  You do not have the power to surprise yourself or be surprised at all.  You would have no free will at all.
I think i'd know how to handle all that.  You know, from knowing everything.

:combofan:
:angry:

Offline OK_Cat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16212
  • Hey
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2010, 04:18:07 PM »
This thread is full of fail.

I want the ability to see through clothing.  BINGO.  Game over.

Offline CHONGS

  • Master of the Atom
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 19428
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2010, 04:19:29 PM »

Have fun with that!

Offline OK_Cat

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 16212
  • Hey
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2010, 04:27:48 PM »
You can control it, bro.

You can fly or whatever, I'll be checking out what the honeys are packing underneath their sweater.

Offline Dirty Sanchez

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1749
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2010, 04:29:19 PM »
Shapeshifting.  Pretending to be something else, you could get in anywhere.  No more buying tickets.

Shapeshift into a vibrator or something, too.

Offline The1BigWillie

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3172
  • Known to be a horrible person... (BORN 7/4/75)
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2010, 05:16:30 PM »
If I could hear the thoughts of anyone I wanted to whenever I wanted to hear it.  That would be mine. 

 :blank:
"That's what you get when you let some dude from Los Angles/Texas with the alias Mookfu raw dog it.  Willesgirl can back me up here.  There's a lesson in this.  You only get HIV once; make it count." - Mr. Bread

Offline CNS

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 36687
  • I'm Athletes
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2010, 05:37:02 PM »
If I could hear the thoughts of anyone I wanted to whenever I wanted to hear it.  That would be mine. 

 :blank:

I would think it would get old hearing the mental laughing of women.

Offline The1BigWillie

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3172
  • Known to be a horrible person... (BORN 7/4/75)
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2010, 05:39:15 PM »
If I could hear the thoughts of anyone I wanted to whenever I wanted to hear it.  That would be mine. 

 :blank:

I would think it would get old hearing the mental laughing of women.

Quote
whenever I wanted to hear it.
"That's what you get when you let some dude from Los Angles/Texas with the alias Mookfu raw dog it.  Willesgirl can back me up here.  There's a lesson in this.  You only get HIV once; make it count." - Mr. Bread

Offline Stupid Fitz

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 4748
  • Go Cats
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2010, 05:42:45 PM »
Shapeshifting.  Pretending to be something else, you could get in anywhere.  No more buying tickets.

Shapeshift into a vibrator or something, too.

shapeshifting is a good one.  I would be Frank for just one day.  :love:

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2010, 10:39:45 PM »
Here's why this thread sucks:  Everyone knows the only way we could acquire these powers would be to make a deal with the devil.  The devil (being devilish and all) would just find some loophole and totally rough ridin' turn your superpower against you.  Yeah, you'd think that you made an ironclad deal, but that wily [redacted] would somehow end up ass raping you anyway.  Plus, the dude would have your soul.   :curse:

Offline Saulbadguy

  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 9941
  • what
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2010, 10:44:37 PM »
Here's why this thread sucks:  Everyone knows the only way we could acquire these powers would be to make a deal with the devil.  The devil (being devilish and all) would just find some loophole and totally rough ridin' turn your superpower against you.  Yeah, you'd think that you made an ironclad deal, but that wily [redacted] would somehow end up ass raping you anyway.  Plus, the dude would have your soul.   :curse:
I always envisioned the aladdins lamp scenario, with a genie and 3 wishes and all that.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

Offline BRULL

  • Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 196
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2010, 10:44:46 PM »
Does the power of creating chips and salsa count?

Offline jtksu

  • definitely not a racist piece of shit
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 3673
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2010, 10:45:51 PM »
Here's why this thread sucks:  Everyone knows the only way we could acquire these powers would be to make a deal with the devil.  The devil (being devilish and all) would just find some loophole and totally rough ridin' turn your superpower against you.  Yeah, you'd think that you made an ironclad deal, but that wily [redacted] would somehow end up ass raping you anyway.  Plus, the dude would have your soul.   :curse:
I always envisioned the aladdins lamp scenario, with a genie and 3 wishes and all that.

Well yeah, if we were working with a 3 wish model.

Offline _33

  • The Inventor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 10152
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2010, 10:52:15 PM »
I would want to be able to shoot kryptonite out of my eyes.  So I could kill Superman.

Offline HeinBallz

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2868
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2010, 11:16:44 PM »
The power to control time and space - better than teleporting.  Because really, if you could control time and space, you could not only go anywhere, but you could go, any-when.    :gocho:



I could invent the grunge look...  And youtube... 
Good is better than Evil because it's nicer.

Offline slimz

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Katpak'r
  • *******
  • Posts: 2128
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #69 on: March 18, 2010, 12:41:48 AM »
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.

I've always thought a combo of flight and invisibility would be the best.  
« Last Edit: March 18, 2010, 12:46:47 AM by slimz »

Offline Perry

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 439
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #70 on: March 18, 2010, 01:58:34 AM »
The power to control time and space - better than teleporting.  Because really, if you could control time and space, you could not only go anywhere, but you could go, any-when.    :gocho:



I could invent the grunge look...  And youtube... 

Pretty much this. Pretty overpowered ability, would feel kinda like cheating. Which would make life super easy. Which is why it's awesome.

Offline Fldermaus

  • Combo-Fan
  • **
  • Posts: 649
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #71 on: March 18, 2010, 09:42:34 AM »

The ability to communicate with corn.  :thumbsup:


oh, I mean that's the one I would least want...

Offline Pete

  • Global Moderator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 29284
  • T-Shirt KSU Football Fan, Loves Lawrence and KU
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #72 on: March 18, 2010, 09:56:32 AM »
The power to control time and space - better than teleporting.  Because really, if you could control time and space, you could not only go anywhere, but you could go, any-when.    :gocho:



I could invent the grunge look...  And youtube... 

Hey dummy,  you can go forward in time, but everyone knows that you can't go backward.   :jerk:

Offline SleepFighter

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 1965
  • I'll wait here for my Cherry Coke Zero.
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2010, 10:06:54 AM »
Complete control of gravity.

Gives me flight/superstrength/all kinds of subtle cool physicsy powers.

Offline HeinBallz

  • Katpak'r
  • ***
  • Posts: 2868
    • View Profile
Re: Super Powers Thread
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2010, 12:37:16 PM »
The power to control time and space - better than teleporting.  Because really, if you could control time and space, you could not only go anywhere, but you could go, any-when.    :gocho:



I could invent the grunge look...  And youtube... 

Hey dummy,  you can go forward in time, but everyone knows that you can't go backward.   :jerk:

Not true.  Did you ever see Back to the future?   Biff totally got horse mumped by rolling his car into poo.   Never would have happened if Michael J Fox didn't travel back in time with his super elite skate-boarding skillz.   

Power to control space & time = best super power ever. 
Good is better than Evil because it's nicer.