Author Topic: Super Powers Thread (Read 12495 times)

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #25 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:42:50 PM »

hmmmmm. i will change my original pick to "live forever w/out pain or sickness until i say a certain magic phrase, which is known only to me, and will cause me to immediately be transported to an afterlife of nothing but happiness where nobody is sick or hurt and everybody does whatever i tell them to."

Cire · « **Reply #26 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:43:44 PM »

that sounds like 2 powers

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #27 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:44:32 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2010, 02:34:02 PM

live forever.

what if you got burried alive? Would get pretty boring.

steve dave · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:45:04 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on March 17, 2010, 02:44:32 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2010, 02:34:02 PM
live forever.

what if you got burried alive? Would get pretty boring.

we've already been through this

Cire · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:45:47 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:41:29 PM

Omniscience

/thread

yeah, change mine to this.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #30 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:45:57 PM »

wtf-ever guys, just read my post. W/ Omniscience, you'd have all the powers you'd ever need at your disposal. You'd know how to teleport, or live forever, and all that.

Pete · « **Reply #31 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:46:35 PM »

Quote from: Cire on March 17, 2010, 02:43:44 PM

that sounds like 2 powers

It is. He's a rough ridin' cheater.

steve dave · « **Reply #32 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:46:45 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:45:57 PM

wtf-ever guys, just read my post. W/ Omniscience, you'd have all the powers you'd ever need at your disposal. You'd know how to teleport, or live forever, and all that.

Not if it's impossible

Cire · « **Reply #33 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:46:57 PM »

I would want to be just like dr manhattan. Only normal looking.

Pete · « **Reply #34 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:47:33 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:46:45 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:45:57 PM
wtf-ever guys, just read my post. W/ Omniscience, you'd have all the powers you'd ever need at your disposal. You'd know how to teleport, or live forever, and all that.

Not if it's impossible

I know, right? Hey Saul, where are the unicorns kept?

CHONGS · « **Reply #35 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:48:05 PM »

Enter peoples dreams

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #36 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:48:56 PM »

The power to create as many super powers as you wish.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:49:22 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:46:45 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:45:57 PM
wtf-ever guys, just read my post. W/ Omniscience, you'd have all the powers you'd ever need at your disposal. You'd know how to teleport, or live forever, and all that.

Not if it's impossible

Naw dude, w/ omniscience, nothing is impossible, everything is possible. I'm telling you, it's the power to choose.

And even then who cares if you couldn't teleport? You wouldn't need to...

CHONGS · « **Reply #38 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:45:57 PM

wtf-ever guys, just read my post. W/ Omniscience, you'd have all the powers you'd ever need at your disposal. You'd know how to teleport, or live forever, and all that.

nope. You would just know everything, but in fact be powerless(since you know everything that WILL happen you can never change anything you will trapped in the machine). You want omnipotence.

jtksu · « **Reply #39 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on March 17, 2010, 02:36:56 PM

Everything I touch turns to gold.

Hope you like eating gold, having sex with chicks made of gold, and masturbating your golden wang. Horrible idea, BTW.

Pete · « **Reply #40 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:50:15 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on March 17, 2010, 02:48:05 PM

Enter peoples dreams

Wow. That's really good. Pretty easy to resolve disputes that way.

steve dave · « **Reply #41 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:50:23 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on March 17, 2010, 02:49:28 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:45:57 PM
wtf-ever guys, just read my post. W/ Omniscience, you'd have all the powers you'd ever need at your disposal. You'd know how to teleport, or live forever, and all that.

nope. You would just know everything, but in fact be powerless(since you know everything that WILL happen you can never change anything you will trapped in the machine). You want omnipotence.

lol at saul mixing up his omni's

jtksu · « **Reply #42 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:52:02 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:49:22 PM

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:46:45 PM
Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:45:57 PM
wtf-ever guys, just read my post. W/ Omniscience, you'd have all the powers you'd ever need at your disposal. You'd know how to teleport, or live forever, and all that.

Not if it's impossible
Naw dude, w/ omniscience, nothing is impossible, everything is possible. I'm telling you, it's the power to choose.

And even then who cares if you couldn't teleport? You wouldn't need to...

No dude. With omniscience, you would just know that all of that crap is impossible.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #43 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:53:16 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on March 17, 2010, 02:50:07 PM

Quote from: Chingon on March 17, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Everything I touch turns to gold.

Hope you like eating gold, having sex with chicks made of gold, and masturbating your golden wang. Horrible idea, BTW.

CHONGS · « **Reply #44 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:53:52 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on March 17, 2010, 02:50:07 PM

Quote from: Chingon on March 17, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Everything I touch turns to gold.

Hope you like eating gold, having sex with chicks made of gold, and masturbating your golden wang. Horrible idea, BTW.

Not if you like gold.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #45 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:54:57 PM »

Not mixing it up...i'm saying, all knowing = all powerful, but all powerful != all knowing

jtksu · « **Reply #46 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:55:27 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on March 17, 2010, 02:53:52 PM

Quote from: jtksu on March 17, 2010, 02:50:07 PM
Quote from: Chingon on March 17, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Everything I touch turns to gold.

Hope you like eating gold, having sex with chicks made of gold, and masturbating your golden wang. Horrible idea, BTW.
Not if you like gold.

Touche'.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #47 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:56:03 PM »

Quote from: kougar24 on March 17, 2010, 02:54:36 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Omniscience

/thread

Boring. You'd know everything, but wouldn't be able to do anything about it. And would still have to fly places I could teleport to in an instant.

I think your brain would probably explode anyways if you knew everything.

jtksu · « **Reply #48 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:56:24 PM »

Quote from: kougar24 on March 17, 2010, 02:54:36 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Omniscience

/thread

Boring. You'd know everything, but wouldn't be able to do anything about it. And would still have to fly places I could teleport to in an instant.

At least, once he gained his omniscience, he would definitely know he chose the wrong super power.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #49 on:** March 17, 2010, 03:00:38 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on March 17, 2010, 02:56:24 PM

Quote from: kougar24 on March 17, 2010, 02:54:36 PM
Quote from: Saulbadguy on March 17, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
Omniscience

/thread

Boring. You'd know everything, but wouldn't be able to do anything about it. And would still have to fly places I could teleport to in an instant.

At least, once he gained his omniscience, he would definitely know he chose the wrong super power.

My first order of business when I gain this power is to bankrupt you, since i'll know your bank account #, pin number and location of your debit card. And of course how to teleport, so I can steal it.