Author Topic: Super Powers Thread (Read 12494 times)

Pete · « **on:** March 17, 2010, 01:58:12 PM »

You get any 1 super power that you want, which is it? Which is the best?

In my opinion, it's teleportation. No question about it....probably should just lock up this thread now.

Johnny Wichita · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:01:37 PM »

I've always wanted to be able to shoot fire out of my male genitals.

LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:02:05 PM »

I wish i had the power to defy gravity. So that i could superman dat hoe.

Testy Westy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:02:59 PM »

We should save these threads until after our super awesome basketball team completes their run to the final four and we have nothing else to talk about. I already have too many threads to read.

....invisibility

kougar24 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:04:38 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 01:58:12 PM

teleportation.

FTW

Dr.Spaceman · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:05:27 PM »

whatever dude, the ability to stretch like the guy on the Fantastic 4 would be amazing for obvious reasons (giant dong). A close second would be to have a girlfriend with the ability of a changeling/shapeshifter.

CHONGS · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:05:47 PM »

Be able to squat on a white hill and move in the 5th dimension.

CNS · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:29:02 PM »

Mind control.

No question.

steve dave · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:33:38 PM »

teleportation would only be the best if you could teleport other people and stuff with you. Like, make my whole family and luggage and stuff go to hawaii right now. Just teleporting yourself would lead to a lot of waiting while the rest of the katpak'rs load up on a plane and come meet me.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:34:02 PM »

live forever.

steve dave · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:35:01 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2010, 02:34:02 PM

live forever.

remember that movie about the guy that wished for that but then he got all sliced up and he was forever living in crazy amounts of pain

Pete · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:35:35 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:33:38 PM

teleportation would only be the best if you could teleport other people and stuff with you. Like, make my whole family and luggage and stuff go to hawaii right now. Just teleporting yourself would lead to a lot of waiting while the rest of the katpak'rs load up on a plane and come meet me.

It would be like the book/movie Jumper...more the book, though.

kougar24 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:36:03 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2010, 02:34:02 PM

live forever.

Terrible power. Absolutely awful.

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:36:25 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:35:35 PM

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
teleportation would only be the best if you could teleport other people and stuff with you. Like, make my whole family and luggage and stuff go to hawaii right now. Just teleporting yourself would lead to a lot of waiting while the rest of the katpak'rs load up on a plane and come meet me.

It would be like the book/movie Jumper...more the book, though.

Have seen/read neither

Pete · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:36:37 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:35:01 PM

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 17, 2010, 02:34:02 PM
live forever.

remember that movie about the guy that wished for that but then he got all sliced up and he was forever living in crazy amounts of pain

That's what I was thinking.

LOL, have fun living in a ball of molten gas when our sun explodes, Daris. rough ridin' dumb-ass.

CHONGS · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:36:56 PM »

Everything I touch turns to gold.

Pete · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:37:23 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:36:25 PM

Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
teleportation would only be the best if you could teleport other people and stuff with you. Like, make my whole family and luggage and stuff go to hawaii right now. Just teleporting yourself would lead to a lot of waiting while the rest of the katpak'rs load up on a plane and come meet me.

It would be like the book/movie Jumper...more the book, though.

Have seen/read neither

You can take as much as you can carry. No more than one person at a time....meaning you could take just one person with you.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:38:04 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:37:23 PM

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:36:25 PM
Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
teleportation would only be the best if you could teleport other people and stuff with you. Like, make my whole family and luggage and stuff go to hawaii right now. Just teleporting yourself would lead to a lot of waiting while the rest of the katpak'rs load up on a plane and come meet me.

It would be like the book/movie Jumper...more the book, though.

Have seen/read neither

You can take as much as you can carry. No more than one person at a time....meaning you could take just one person with you.

Do not want

steve dave · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:38:42 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:38:04 PM

Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:37:23 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:36:25 PM
Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
teleportation would only be the best if you could teleport other people and stuff with you. Like, make my whole family and luggage and stuff go to hawaii right now. Just teleporting yourself would lead to a lot of waiting while the rest of the katpak'rs load up on a plane and come meet me.

It would be like the book/movie Jumper...more the book, though.

Have seen/read neither

You can take as much as you can carry. No more than one person at a time....meaning you could take just one person with you.

Do not want

Wait, I guess I could keep coming back and grabbing everyone one at a time until everyone got to where I was going. Yeah, not bad.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:40:52 PM »

Would want something I could do and everyone not know, but that I could get rich. Teleportation would be awesome, but to get rich you would have to prob steal.

Maybe super strength. I could cash in by challenging everyone to arm wrestling matches.

CHONGS · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:40:59 PM »

Eat and drink as much as I want and still stay in amazing shape.

Also

To sweat La Nuit De L'homme.

Pete · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:41:13 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:38:42 PM

Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:38:04 PM
Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:37:23 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:36:25 PM
Quote from: Pete on March 17, 2010, 02:35:35 PM
Quote from: steve dave on March 17, 2010, 02:33:38 PM
teleportation would only be the best if you could teleport other people and stuff with you. Like, make my whole family and luggage and stuff go to hawaii right now. Just teleporting yourself would lead to a lot of waiting while the rest of the katpak'rs load up on a plane and come meet me.

It would be like the book/movie Jumper...more the book, though.

Have seen/read neither

You can take as much as you can carry. No more than one person at a time....meaning you could take just one person with you.

Do not want

Wait, I guess I could keep coming back and grabbing everyone one at a time until everyone got to where I was going. Yeah, not bad.

Bingo...now you are thinking like a Teleport.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:41:29 PM »

Omniscience

/thread

steve dave · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:41:47 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Fitz on March 17, 2010, 02:40:52 PM

Teleportation would be awesome, but to get rich you would have to prob steal.

Whatevs, you could be the fastest and most expensive delivery service OAT

Cire · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2010, 02:42:01 PM »

Invisible