calvin. the new dean began a $50m fundraising drive to build a new building.
Yeah, I knew that was coming, because they're about to launch another University Wide Campaign. It's the thing to do these days, launch a "Campaign". Then make people who don't pay attention think that the money being raised is over and above normal contributions, when in fact they're just counting normal annual contributions. Dig a little deeper patrons, it's a campaign.
But I want to know how these conversations have gone over the last year or so.
The Animal: How do you like my K-State 2025: A Visionary Plan for Kansas State University? BTW, we're going with Kansas State University not K-State.
Underling: But President Animal sir, you've got K-State in the title of the campaign.
The Animal: No I don't.
Underling: I didn't see anything.
Currie: We're going with "K-State" over in athletics.
The Animal: Why?
Currie: Because Snyder hates it.
The Animal: Oh . . . well do you think I can get Coach Snyder to come and talk about the intrinsic values of using Kansas State University instead of K-State in my "K-State 2025: A Visionary Plan for Kansas State University"?
Underling: Sir you used K-State in the title of your campaign again.
The Animal to Underling: Are you still here?
Bosco (shooting laser beams at Currie): You know John, you could get "Vaughn'ed" (uncomfortable moment). You know, the 'Pat Bosco Student Welcome Center and Bosco Plaza at the Kansas State University' has a nice flow to it. (adjusts gold cuff links).
The Animal: Well here's the K-State first lady to give her powerpoint on EPAW.
Underling: