Author Topic: Landry Jones is an Unconfident Loser (Read 13361 times)

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #75 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:29:56 PM »

Calls his Mom every night so she can read him Goodnight Moon before bed.

Harry Dunne · « **Reply #76 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:33:42 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 22, 2012, 01:53:47 PM

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 22, 2012, 12:55:35 PM
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 22, 2012, 12:42:12 PM
tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if

Nice one, luke-like_abana.
that doesn't even make sense abana doesn't even know what luking is, plus you can't triple stamp a double stamp

confirmed.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #77 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on September 22, 2012, 02:29:56 PM

Calls his Mom every night so she can read him Goodnight Moon before bed.

Has Stoops sing him "Soft Kitty" when he's sick.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #78 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:57:01 PM »

Won't dance at a wedding, even when Twist and Shout comes on.

wetwillie · « **Reply #79 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:18:32 PM »

Did anyone else see his fat face walking alone off the field, a look of shame on his face?

puniraptor · « **Reply #80 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:28:30 PM »

I think this thread really got to him you guys

steve dave · « **Reply #81 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:31:51 PM »

man, he actually was though you know?

DQ12 · « **Reply #82 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:37:33 PM »

I KNEW IT.

kslim · « **Reply #83 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:38:03 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on September 22, 2012, 10:31:51 PM

man, he actually was though you know?

a true baby back bitch

Rams · « **Reply #84 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:44:52 PM »

oh man great thread

jc_jax · « **Reply #85 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:48:02 PM »

he won't go upstairs unless someone else goes with him

TBL · « **Reply #86 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:18:30 PM »

I expect an excellent Prevail and Ride ms paint with Loser Jones and a purple penis

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #87 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:05:46 AM »

Orders indian food "mild"

BoondockSooner · « **Reply #88 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:09:44 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 22, 2012, 08:30:28 AM

Remember that guy in saving private ryan who just let's his friend die upstairs because he was too afraid to do anything about it?

that guy is pretty much Landry Jones

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #89 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:10:28 AM »

6.9 YPA, on 43 attempts

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #90 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:11:57 AM »

Fumbles into the end zone on purpose so he can use his hands to break his own fall.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #91 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:14:50 AM »

Threw an interception to Zimmerman

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because I was berry firsty and worried they'd run of red gatorade. I had to make sure i got back on the sideline and got to drink the red. yellow gatorade is icky!

DQ12 · « **Reply #92 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:41:38 AM »

WHAT A STUPID LOSER

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #93 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:45:45 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 23, 2012, 12:41:38 AM

WHAT A STUPID LOSER

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Ouch! He threw that bally too hard at my hands!

That guy is such a dork!

chunkles · « **Reply #94 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:49:59 AM »

from landthieves pfffft

MadCat · « **Reply #95 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:53:53 AM »

wes mantooth · « **Reply #96 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:59:33 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on September 23, 2012, 12:41:38 AM

WHAT A STUPID LOSER

Omg rough ridin' great

BoondockSooner · « **Reply #97 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:03:45 AM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 23, 2012, 12:10:28 AM

6.9 YPA, on 43 attempts

If you round Landry's up and round Klein's down they both had 7.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #98 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:09:09 AM »

Quote from: BoondockSooner on September 23, 2012, 01:03:45 AM

Quote from: CartierFor3 on September 23, 2012, 12:10:28 AM
6.9 YPA, on 43 attempts
If you round Landry's up and round Klein's down they both had 7.

2 runs -20 yards

fumble

interception

incomplete pass tipped at line on 2 pt attempt

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #99 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:12:11 AM »

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Snyder, ever the exploiter of weaknesses, saw a big one in Jones that plenty of others saw, too.

Asked if Jones was "spooked," Davis replied: "I noticed it in the first half. When we'd get upfield, he'd start jabbing his feet real quick and moving. That let us know that he don't like nobody in his blind side, and we tried to attack it all night."