Author Topic: Landry Jones is an Unconfident Loser (Read 11554 times)

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #50 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:33:31 AM »

Walks to the other side of the street whenever he see a black guy.

kslim · « **Reply #51 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:34:33 AM »

gets fear boners

ChiComCat · « **Reply #52 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:40:47 AM »

Is afraid to use the red pepper flakes on his pizza

ChiComCat · « **Reply #53 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:41:07 AM »

Favorite restaurant is applebees

Bloodfart · « **Reply #54 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:44:00 AM »

Doesn't drink carbonated beverages cause

Quote

"The bubbles tickle my nose"

ChiComCat · « **Reply #55 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:47:24 AM »

Couldn't stay the night at friend's houses because he had "accidents" on occasion

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #56 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:25:34 PM »

Grew a mustache to hide the trembling.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #57 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:27:11 PM »

He drinks wine coolers when nobody is around to judge him

Mr Bread · « **Reply #58 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:28:47 PM »

Does the mangina, not to be funny, but because it "just feels right."

SdK · « **Reply #59 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:31:48 PM »

Doesn't have to tuck when he pulls a "Kenny Stills"

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #60 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:42:12 PM »

tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if

ChiComCat · « **Reply #61 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:42:54 PM »

Favorite pizza is cheese

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #62 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:45:14 PM »

Has a night light. Still won't let any part of his body stick out over side of bed.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #63 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:55:35 PM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 22, 2012, 12:42:12 PM

tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if

Nice one, luke-like_abana.

DQ12 · « **Reply #64 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:01:08 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 22, 2012, 12:55:35 PM

luke-like_abana.

yoga-Luke_abana

Frankenklein · « **Reply #65 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:20:38 PM »

Spent his wedding night making jokes about his wife's vagina.Still hasn't consummated his marriage.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #66 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:32:43 PM »

Giggles uncontrollably when a dog gets a boner.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #67 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:37:40 PM »

Has a Collin Klein action figure that protects him from monsters at night.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #68 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:53:47 PM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on September 22, 2012, 12:55:35 PM

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on September 22, 2012, 12:42:12 PM
tucks his penis away, looks in the mirror and thinks what if

Nice one, luke-like_abana.

that doesn't even make sense abana doesn't even know what luking is, plus you can't triple stamp a double stamp

Frankenklein · « **Reply #69 on:** September 22, 2012, 01:54:02 PM »

Quote from: MixBerryCrunch on September 22, 2012, 01:37:40 PM

Has a Collin Klein action figure that protects him from monsters at night.

excellant

wears Collin Klein underwear

SabiNation · « **Reply #70 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:06:58 PM »

Rides a bike to class...

WITH TRAINING WHEELS

SabiNation · « **Reply #71 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:11:09 PM »

Sits in the front row in all of his classes and answers all of the teacher's questions.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #72 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:13:05 PM »

Goes to his roommate's room if there is thunderstorm

DQ12 · « **Reply #73 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:15:40 PM »

Throws away milk on the expiration date.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #74 on:** September 22, 2012, 02:29:39 PM »

Wears his underwear when coach makes him shower with the team